| Reboot: 2666; Get out of North Korea, get to the disbanded states of america | |
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| Big King | Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:33 Post #1 |
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Well, here you are. A lowly fish merchant in the now occupied North Korea. Should have had better luck being born, shouldn't you have? Now how are you going to become big in Hollywood? Not selling filthy fish, that's how. Welcome to 2666, the new revamped big blast of a time ready to tickle your pickle. ![]() The World is in shambles! What fun! South Korea has invaded and occupied the North The United States is split into five countries: West Side (Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Idaho, Hawaii) is very controlling of language and clean, but with a large movement of people who want the opposite. LA is an island where people who don't conform with the conservative ideals of the East Coast are sent. The South (Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio) has horrible trash and pollution problems, low education, large population, giant stores, and failing infrastructure. The "smartest" are elected automatically and the leader is a former pro wrestler The Union (Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Washington D.C., West Virgina, Virgina, North Carlina, Michigan, Wisconsin) had a horrible economic breakdown, and controls the people through violence and satiating them with cool game shows. New york city is a giant prison. Florida is led by a mad king, and everyone is like the florida man twitter or old golfers, horrible flooding is happening constantly as the state sinks into the sea. The Old West (Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, South & North Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas) Is a giant dust-bowl where people fight over water in gangs. There are large dust storms, and only a very weak central government. Cowboys, biker gangs, small towns, and desperados dominate the playing field. Aliens have visited the earth but were too stupid and gave out their technology, so they live in slums in Africa and Europe To make it big in this would, You have a few options. - Become an artist in the Kingdom of Florida! - Get rich selling precious OIL in the Confederate States of The South - Make it big in Hollywood in the People's Republic of West Side - Become a bandit in the Republic of the Old West - Start your own business in the Bustling Union |
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| insidioussocks | Monday, 29. February 2016, 22:48 Post #11 |
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Dril smiles smugly, and gesticulates to his fishermen friends to follow him. He scrutinizes the crowd on shore, before he rows to shore, brandishing his wallet picture of Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un. Putting on his best salesman smile to the villagers, he approaches, brandishing the picture of Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un — his boy son. He proclaims: "i am selling six beautfiul, extremely ill, white horses. they no longer recognize me as their father, and are the Burden of my life" |
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| fleece orange | Monday, 29. February 2016, 23:14 Post #12 |
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Long Wang woke up from his nap, grabbed the bucket of fish parts and puked in it, sea sickness was the worst. Long stared at Elmer for a good 5 minutes before vomiting again. Long hands the man the bucket, "thank you." |
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| shibewrath | Tuesday, 1. March 2016, 10:44 Post #13 |
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Park "Edgelord" Hyun bows his head in silence. His comrades were talking about their children and bread. These things he had none of. They were killed in a fire set by the Mongolian Mafia back in Pyongyang. Those dastardly monsters had taken his whole life away. In response he dyed his hair purple and became an ardent fan of many Norwegian metal bands. He turns to notice the fish slop, wiping his dark purple hair away from his eyes, revealing terrifyingly ornate eye makeup. "I am that fish." He laments. "Dead, sloppy and gunky." Edited by shibewrath, Tuesday, 1. March 2016, 10:44.
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| Hjorthorn | Tuesday, 1. March 2016, 16:28 Post #14 |
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Ol' Joe Chau leaps from the boat and runs towards the crowd. "I too want to bid for this man's horses!" he cries, slowing to a jog and then a halt as he nears the crowd. |
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| TheTraveler | Tuesday, 1. March 2016, 16:35 Post #15 |
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Elmer Boy looks to the shore. He had seen similar expressions of deception before. They could not fool this one. Not these old boy's eyes. "ACK! Those boys are lacking in sincerity. I trust them little." |
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| Deleted User | Tuesday, 1. March 2016, 21:52 Post #16 |
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Kangha Mun pulls in the oars he had been using to maneuver the watercraft towards shore. He picks up his long trident and stands, balancing with ease on the boat. "Chau! They don't seem friendly!" He yells. |
| fleece orange | Wednesday, 2. March 2016, 07:32 Post #17 |
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Long Wang threw a net at Kangha "go my gladiatorial champion! Bring me victory and glory and I shall award you with froyo!" |
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| Big King | Friday, 4. March 2016, 18:31 Post #18 |
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UPDATE #2 Elmer Boy/Khanga Mun/Chau/Dril Man/Long Wang/Edgelord As the crew of your meager fishing boat argues about whether to approach or attempt sales with the locals, several hooligans armed with clubs run towards your boat and hop aboard. "Give us your children and your fish! We need money to feed our pet dogs! We will kill you for them." The hooligans brandish their clubs threateningly. |
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| TheTraveler | Friday, 4. March 2016, 18:35 Post #19 |
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"AAAH!" Elmer screams. "My schmindling feeling was right! These boys want our meat!" he yells to his cohorts. He turns to the barbarians, waving his hands in the air. "IF YOU TAKE A STORP CLOSER I WILL UNLEASH THE TEACHINGS OF WISE AND RECLUSIVE WILLARD THE ENCHANTER UPON YOURN HEADS!" he yells at them, a blatant lie. He forgot his witchcraft kit at home. A shame. |
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| insidioussocks | Friday, 4. March 2016, 21:03 Post #20 |
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Dril concedes reluctantly and hands his wallet picture depicting his boy son, the Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un to the hooligans, with tears springing from his eyes. "proud to announce that after 30 years as a slave on my uncle's fishing vessel i no longer wish to fuck the post cereals honey-comb wanter" He cannot attain his horse sons at the moment without docking and walking to the stables, so he hops out of the boat. He places his hand on a hooligan's shoulder and dispenses fatherly Dril wisdom, as he adopts yet another son. This hooligan is now Thursten #2. "listen son, if someone calls you a horses ass, you look him in the eye and tell him "horses asses are actually incredibly strong, and clean" |
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