| Reboot: 2666; Get out of North Korea, get to the disbanded states of america | |
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| Big King | Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:33 Post #1 |
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Well, here you are. A lowly fish merchant in the now occupied North Korea. Should have had better luck being born, shouldn't you have? Now how are you going to become big in Hollywood? Not selling filthy fish, that's how. Welcome to 2666, the new revamped big blast of a time ready to tickle your pickle. ![]() The World is in shambles! What fun! South Korea has invaded and occupied the North The United States is split into five countries: West Side (Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Idaho, Hawaii) is very controlling of language and clean, but with a large movement of people who want the opposite. LA is an island where people who don't conform with the conservative ideals of the East Coast are sent. The South (Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio) has horrible trash and pollution problems, low education, large population, giant stores, and failing infrastructure. The "smartest" are elected automatically and the leader is a former pro wrestler The Union (Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Washington D.C., West Virgina, Virgina, North Carlina, Michigan, Wisconsin) had a horrible economic breakdown, and controls the people through violence and satiating them with cool game shows. New york city is a giant prison. Florida is led by a mad king, and everyone is like the florida man twitter or old golfers, horrible flooding is happening constantly as the state sinks into the sea. The Old West (Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, South & North Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas) Is a giant dust-bowl where people fight over water in gangs. There are large dust storms, and only a very weak central government. Cowboys, biker gangs, small towns, and desperados dominate the playing field. Aliens have visited the earth but were too stupid and gave out their technology, so they live in slums in Africa and Europe To make it big in this would, You have a few options. - Become an artist in the Kingdom of Florida! - Get rich selling precious OIL in the Confederate States of The South - Make it big in Hollywood in the People's Republic of West Side - Become a bandit in the Republic of the Old West - Start your own business in the Bustling Union |
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| Deleted User | Monday, 14. March 2016, 00:45 Post #21 |
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Deciding he would rather face repercussions than die on this boat, Kangha thrusts one of his fishing spears into the mass of violent squirming flesh, yelling as he did so. "Back! Back!" |
| Big King | Tuesday, 15. March 2016, 16:57 Post #22 |
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UPDATE #3 Elmer Boy/Dril/Khanga As Dril reluctantly hands a stock photo of Kim Jong Un to the hooligans, Khanga thrusts a spear clean through one of them. They respond violently, rocking the boat from side to side while also throwing rocks at the occupants. Your boat is surrounded at the shore, but the river behind you is thin enough to cross. |
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| insidioussocks | Tuesday, 15. March 2016, 18:37 Post #23 |
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Dril lets out a cry of despair as Thursten #2's comrade is speared by Dril's own comrade. He grabs Thursten #2 onto the boat and holds him close, forcibly. Very tenderly. Very sweetly. "I will be your Father. I will take you as my Son and teach you the ways of online. We will hold hands as our follower count reaches infinity" He cradles Thursten #2. He has never met this boy son before, but he loves him as the stock photo of Kim Jung Un and Thursten #1 and Gorst. But first, he must tend to the rowdy crowd! He appeals to their base emotional instincts, while making gestures to the crew to row back into the river. Tears leak from his beautiful visage, as he catered to the masses, throwing his 35 wallet pictures of Kim Jung Un at the riot. "see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office" Dril clambered back and hoisted sail. |
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| Deleted User | Wednesday, 16. March 2016, 16:03 Post #24 |
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((Will Dril ever run out of shitposts?)) Kangha extends a foot into the chest of the victim and recovers his spear while trying to grab an oar, or a pole long enough to shove off from shore. |
| Hjorthorn | Thursday, 17. March 2016, 19:44 Post #25 |
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Chau joins in with the mob, grabbing the boat and rocking it. "Feed our pets!" he begins to chant. "Feed our pets! Feed our pets!" |
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| Big King | Thursday, 17. March 2016, 20:48 Post #26 |
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UPDATE #4 Dril, Khanga, Chau Thursten #2 is too confused to respond and just lays on the floor of the boat, Dril had successfully gotten at least one member of the mob on your side. However, the mob is spurred on by the joining of Chau into their ranks and begin throwing rocks at the boat. Their strength is reduced when many of them dive like rats to get all 35 wallet-uns, and they scurry off to their hovels to look at their new loot. Roll for amount of rock-related damage: 5/6 The rocks punch several holes through the boat, and one manages to break Khanga's arm. |
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| Hjorthorn | Friday, 25. March 2016, 20:59 Post #27 |
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Chau continues rocking the boat and punching it, screaming. |
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| shibewrath | Friday, 25. March 2016, 21:01 Post #28 |
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"Just take the fish." Edgelord says. "Its not even comparable to what I've gone through." He continues to curl up on the violently rocking boat. "Oh no, they are all dying. All d y i n g. It's what I'd like right now." |
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| insidioussocks | Saturday, 16. July 2016, 00:03 Post #29 |
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Successfully having recruited Thursten #2, Dril rides this high. He held his hand up to quiet the crowd, and beckons the riot away from the boat in a frolicking sprint across the deck of the boat. "houh yes!! THe boys have spoken, and they want more! More jokes about the ape! My one man show , entitled "Not-So-Great Ape" will explore th"After gaining a considerable amount of distance, he discontinued his speech about the Not-So-Great-Ape, and immediately sailed away. "i will never "honk if im horny" .He snarls viciously, smacking the mob with oars and roars. |
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| Big King | Monday, 25. July 2016, 00:26 Post #30 |
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UPDATE #5 A Korean army helicopter hovers over the assaulting mob, the soldiers shouting over the loudspeakers. "EVERYONE BACK AWAY FROM THE FISHING SHIP! FISH ARE ESSENTIAL TO OUR ECONOMY!" |
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