| Reboot: 2666; Get out of North Korea, get to the disbanded states of america | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:33 (384 Views) | |
| Big King | Monday, 29. February 2016, 21:33 Post #1 |
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Well, here you are. A lowly fish merchant in the now occupied North Korea. Should have had better luck being born, shouldn't you have? Now how are you going to become big in Hollywood? Not selling filthy fish, that's how. Welcome to 2666, the new revamped big blast of a time ready to tickle your pickle. ![]() The World is in shambles! What fun! South Korea has invaded and occupied the North The United States is split into five countries: West Side (Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Idaho, Hawaii) is very controlling of language and clean, but with a large movement of people who want the opposite. LA is an island where people who don't conform with the conservative ideals of the East Coast are sent. The South (Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio) has horrible trash and pollution problems, low education, large population, giant stores, and failing infrastructure. The "smartest" are elected automatically and the leader is a former pro wrestler The Union (Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Washington D.C., West Virgina, Virgina, North Carlina, Michigan, Wisconsin) had a horrible economic breakdown, and controls the people through violence and satiating them with cool game shows. New york city is a giant prison. Florida is led by a mad king, and everyone is like the florida man twitter or old golfers, horrible flooding is happening constantly as the state sinks into the sea. The Old West (Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, South & North Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas) Is a giant dust-bowl where people fight over water in gangs. There are large dust storms, and only a very weak central government. Cowboys, biker gangs, small towns, and desperados dominate the playing field. Aliens have visited the earth but were too stupid and gave out their technology, so they live in slums in Africa and Europe To make it big in this would, You have a few options. - Become an artist in the Kingdom of Florida! - Get rich selling precious OIL in the Confederate States of The South - Make it big in Hollywood in the People's Republic of West Side - Become a bandit in the Republic of the Old West - Start your own business in the Bustling Union |
| I wish to get off Mr. Bone's Wild ride. | |
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| Deleted User | Monday, 25. July 2016, 05:01 Post #31 |
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Khanga groans at the pain of his broken arm, rolling around and screaming "Chau goddammit!" |
| TheTraveler | Monday, 25. July 2016, 12:16 Post #32 |
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Elmer looks towards the helicopter with victory, before redirecting his attention to the horrible men attempting to take his boat. He points one, long, bony finger towards them, yelling "Run. Run Fromme Me And Ne’er Come Back. And Heres A List Of Reason’s Why. Your Terrible And I Want To Peel You. You Are Comeing Into My Apalling House And Saying Disrespectful Things To Me. You Hate Rock Music. And Your Hideous Dick Is Out." |
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| Hjorthorn | Monday, 25. July 2016, 12:28 Post #33 |
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a benevolent entity
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Chau laughs. "I think I am not going anywhere else but the computers in Pyongyang," he explains, shrugging and giving Khanga an innocent look. He turns and swims back to shore. |
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| shibewrath | Monday, 25. July 2016, 13:11 Post #34 |
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chief officer of the meme regulation board
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Edgelord stands and raises his hands in the air. He shouts: "I am your saviour, the dark angle ready to save you all!" |
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