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Mewtwo and the S.P.O.R.K.; I found it!
Topic Started: Nov 28 2006, 08:24 PM (143 Views)
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Part 1! Mewtwo and the Fork!

MEWTWO (cheasy music that makes it sound important) And (bu bu bu bahh!) THE FORK!!!
Setting- Mewtwo is at supper in his fortress during the first movie
Nurse joy brings mewtwo his supper, which today is some chicken legs, along with a fork
Nurse Joy- Here you go sir, chicken. enjoy
mewtwo- you'd better hope so...
mewtwo- what's this thing? (looking at the fork)
mewtwo- it is so pointy...
mewtwo- what is it's meaning?
what does it have to do with chickens?
mewtwo- oh yes. humans are'nt psychic, and are very clean... at least some of them...
(he psychicly moves the fork over the chicken and stabs down into it, and chicken splatters everywhere)
mewtwo- hmmm... this is kind of fun...
(repeats the stabbing motion 15 more times until the chicken is decimated)
Mewtwo- this contains enormous power- like me.
mewtwo- I shall use it to dominate the world! hahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahhaha!
joy- stop playing with your food!
mewtwo- ( looks out the window) ok! (he picks up the fork and sends it flying out the window) (A random pokemon screams) (he resummons the fork and repeats. this time ash screams) (he repeats until the fork is bent, and does it again. it hits dragonite on the head, and it hyper beams the window too fast for mewtwo to counter.)
mewtwo- Phooey. (sends dragonite flying towards orre, where it lands on wes)

Stay Tuned! next episode- MEWTWO And the SPORK!
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Ah! You found your fic! Its good and enjoyable and has a creative title!! ^_^
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I believe this is part 2...l

ast time- mewtwo killed or damaged many pokemon with forks. he put ash in the hospital.

Mewtwo (cheasy music like in episode 1) baba boo boo bah! dun dan dun dun daaaaahn! And The S.P.O.R.K. the super powerful outrageous ratatta killer!
setting- Mewtwo wants to be more friendly to pokemon, so he is going to campaign to the ratattas.
Mewtwo- hello little ratatta! what are- (ratatta bites him, and a mysterious voice goes "it's super effective!") OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! you bit me!
rat1- ratatta!
mewtwo- why you little! take this! (mewtwo summons a fork and kills the ratatta with it.)
(mewtwo hears a grotesque rumbling)
rats2-783- RATATTA!!!
mewtwo- AAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!
(a wave of ratattas come out of the trees and start chasing mewtwo around the woods)
(they start biting all over mewtwo while the scary announcer goes "it's super effective!") (Mew appears and laughs at mewtwo for a half an hour until mewtwo gets smart)(mewtwo teleports to his lab with a ratatta clinging to his tail)
mewtwo- hahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahhaaahahahahhahaa! I'll get those ratattas! I shall harness the power of the fork! Time to kidnap some scientists!
(after kidnapping some scientists, mewtwo starts working on his spork- the super powerful outrageous ratatta killer)
at 9 o'clock at night
joy- Time for bed!!! you were late last night!
mewtwo- yes yes...
TO BE CONTINUED.... later this afternoon, unless i go somewhere.
Will Mewtwo gain revenge on the ratattas? what about mew? what is his importance? will this spork do anything to actually harm the ratattas? will mewtwo finally be at peace with the world? stay tuned!
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Part 3...

last time... Mewtwo was attacked by the ratattas! he has set to work to develop the s.p.o.r.k.! the super powerful outrageous ratatta killer! will it harm the fierce ratattas? what about the kidnapped scientist who mewtwo really doesn't need? What about mew? find out in... (drumroll)
MEWTWO... ba ba boo boo bah! duh dah duh di daaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! AND THE S.P.O.R.K.!
setting- at mewtwo's lab at 9 o'clock in the morning
mewtwo- I feel refreshed and ready to destroy any ratattas that come my way. (looks up, and sees one of the scientists holding a knife)
mewtwo- Oh! hello!
(minutes later the scientists can be seen fleeing the mansion in all directions followed by a large swarm of forks)
mewtwo- and never come back! my spork is finished anyway.
mewtwo- now too seek revenge on those good for nothing ratattas!
rat1- ratatta!
mewtwo- wonderful! testing time! (pulls out your everyday spork, and bends the head forward)
spork- (music) Transformers! more than meets the eye! Transformers! robots in disguise!
(A complicated array of vast weaponry and cannons comes out of the sides of the spork and start warming up ready to fire)
rat1- rat?!
(sound of machine gun fire as the spork launches forks of all shapes and sizes (even plasticy ones)from point blank to the ratatta)
rat1- rat?
(mew appears and laughs.... again.)
mewtwo- I missed... ... ...
( mew explodes into uncontrollable laughter)
mewtwo- wait a second, I hit a Magikarp instead...
(the magikarp begins to glow)
mewtwo- poo. can life get any worse?
(ratatta starts to glow)
mewtwo- double poo. there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING worse that can POSSIBLY happen
freaky + scary narrator- Oh but there is!
(all of the other ratattas appear ready to fight)
mewtwo- triple poo.
(A swarm of beedrill appears)
mewtwo- quadruple poo.
(some of the ratattas start to glow)
mewtwo- quintuple poo.
( he flings out his spork (music)Transformers! more than meets the eye! Transformers! robots in disguise! (end music) and blasts all of the ratatta. all of the rest start to glow)
mewtwo- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 poo!!!!!!!!!!!!
(mew shall continue laughing for 5.6 hours, or was it months?)
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
What will mewtwo's filled with poo fate be? What will happen to mew's hysterically overused guts? Why did the scientist try to kill mewtwo? are they alive? where are they?
how many pokemon want to kill mewtwo? will his s.p.o.r.k. actually hit for once?
STAY TUNED!
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WE SHALL NOW CONTINUE THE STORY!
Transformers! More than Meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise!
mewtwo- EAT FORK EVIL WORMS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!
mew- hahahhahahhahahahaahhahahahahaahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahah!
mewtwo- 183 and a half poo.
mewtwo- I missed again.
mew- hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
mewtwo- shut up!
(Transformers! More than Meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise!)
mew- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
( mew is hit by a blinding flurry of forks and is blasted off into the distance) (the forks suddenly return and start hitting mewtwo in every spot of his body imaginable)
mewtwo- (covered in forks) ow. (a random fork falls off his nose)
announcer guy- It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
(every pokemon suddenly returns to the shadows, and mewtwo hides)
Ash- now that i am out of the hospital, i should go catch some pokemon!
misty- (swooning at ash) You still owe me for that bike, but i still love you, i mean, LIKE you.
(ash stares ather for a few awkward minutes)
dexter- there is a rare pokemon within range!
Ash- oooooooooooohhhhhhh WHERE?
(mewtwo appears, holding the spork ready)
ash- should i catch it?
dexter- yes
ash- i don't think i will.
dexter- catch it you idiot. you will never see it again. I know.
ash- it's a stuuuuupid pokemon.
mewtwo- who are you calling stupid?!
ash- you... I mean, look at you. what pokemon are you? the FORK pokemon?
(Transformers! More than Meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise!)
misty- AAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
mewtwo- 184 and a half poo.
narrator- Wild FORK appeared!
Wild FORK used SPORK!
Wild FORK's attack missed!
mewtwo- 185 and a half poo.
ASH used WIMPY BALL!
aww. It appeared to be caught!
Wild FORK fled!
mewtwo- I am not a fork! I am the almighty MEWTWO! (intro music)
dexter- you?! hahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
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mewtwo- prepare to face impending doom!
(Transformers! More than Meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise!)
(boom)(the spork nuclearly explodes in mewtwo's face)
mewtwo- 1 billion poo.
(Transformers! More than Meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise!)
To be continued!
wow. that was a really long post.
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Please note it's really old and I don't even remember if I finished it...
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I'll be looking for my toad and toadette you can even do her hair infomercial.
I remember that to be comic gold.
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Wow, it got random! :D
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