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Pokemon
Topic Started: Jul 25 2007, 04:19 PM (160 Views)
Bulbasaur
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Rapmaster Planetdisaster
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You know what I like about pokemon? How you can catch them, enslaving them, and make them beat up other pokemon until the pain is too much, and they pass out. Then you catch them too.

Slave animals FTW!

Or how your mom lets you wander the world on your own when you're ten years old. With no supplies, except a potion if you thought to look in your PC when the game starts.

Or how some pokemon won't fight for you unless you force them to beat other pokemon to a bloody pulp until you get Gym Badges. At that point, they're afraid, so they fight for you.

Gotta love that game!
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Charizard
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*has ten blue pips*
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Did you ever read the manga?
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Bulbasaur
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I assume it's even more violent?
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That's why we all love pokemon! :D
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Charizard
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The manga is outrageously violent. I love it. ^_^
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XD it is? I've never seen it...
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Pikachu! Go beat up that Caterpie so I can catch it!

Go! Slave animal!

lawl, Pidgey's on fire.
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XD
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Bulbasaur,Jul 25 2007
10:34 PM
Pikachu! Go beat up that Caterpie so I can catch it!

Go! Slave animal!

lawl, Pidgey's on fire.

Misty: "Hehehe"
Pikachu: "Hehehe"
Ash: "Hehehe--Wait....you killed it!"
Pikachu "Hehehe"
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Mew
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Enslavement is always fun for the slaveholder <_>
Pokemon is good cuz we're not dealing with real lives :P
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Also, notice how the trainer is always complaining how he loses the battle, how he is never strong enough, and how much he sucks, when really, its the Pokemon whos getting his ass kicked, who is weak, and who sucks.

Another thing, look at some of the Pokemon they use Surf with. A real 15 year old could not be carried across oceans by the means of Mudkips and Squirtles. Also, Gyrados cant fly if it has no friggin wings. The wings would need to be about his size to carry his weight.


Ill have more later... >_>
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Farfetch'd
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HEY, I'M AN EVIL BIKER GUY. IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, I'LL FORCE YOU TO BATTLE MY POKÉMON!!!11!1!!11shift+one!!
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Raichu,Jul 26 2007
12:31 AM
Also, notice how the trainer is always complaining how he loses the battle, how he is never strong enough, and how much he sucks, when really, its the Pokemon whos getting his ass kicked, who is weak, and who sucks.

Another thing, look at some of the Pokemon they use Surf with. A real 15 year old could not be carried across oceans by the means of Mudkips and Squirtles. Also, Gyrados cant fly if it has no friggin wings. The wings would need to be about his size to carry his weight.


Ill have more later... >_>

Pokemon has some critical logic fallacies <_>
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Mew,Jul 26 2007
07:14 AM
Raichu,Jul 26 2007
12:31 AM
Also, notice how the trainer is always complaining how he loses the battle, how he is never strong enough, and how much he sucks, when really, its the Pokemon whos getting his ass kicked, who is weak, and who sucks.

Another thing, look at some of the Pokemon they use Surf with.  A real 15 year old could not be carried across oceans by the means of Mudkips and Squirtles.  Also, Gyrados cant fly if it has no friggin wings.  The wings would need to be about his size to carry his weight.


Ill have more later... >_>

Pokemon has some critical logic fallacies <_>

Does that really matter? :D
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:D Yes it does.
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