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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 24 2008, 05:38 PM (69 Views) | |
| Bulbasaur | Apr 24 2008, 05:38 PM Post #1 |
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Rapmaster Planetdisaster
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Ever wonder why Willy Wonka shut down? Why he can sell candy that never shrinks or goes away? Soda that makes you float, and you have to burp to go down? Manufacture gum that produces a full dinner? Here's how it goes. The government got wise to Wonka's plans and superior technology, so they paid him a visit. Either Wonka gives them his technology, or they bust his kneecaps. So Wonka flees the country, using an excuse of looking for more workers to leave, firing all employees and severing all connections to humanty. When he comes back, he knows the Oompa-Loompas won't betray him, due to the chocolate he pays them in. By this time, he's made a deal with da guv'mnt, where he'll give them his technology if they let him keep selling his warez. How else can he stay in business selling gobstoppers that never shrink, so you only need one? Or the deadly soda? Do you know how much damage those never-ending gobstoppers could to the economy!? Those guys stealing his products were just a front; make it more realistic, give him a reason to shut down for so long. Just like when in FFVII, Sephiroth burns down Nebelheim and Shin-Ra rebuilds the town and hires people to pretend to live there. Think about it. How else can Wonka produce these amazing products without the government catching on? How else can he keep the Oompa Loompas a secret, letalon get hundreds/thousands of them into his factory unknown to the public, and keep Loompaland off the map, or planes from flying over it? It's all a huge conspericy involving technology and a new race of humans hiding behind a front of candy. Delicious, neverending candy. |
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| RaikyChu | Apr 24 2008, 05:46 PM Post #2 |
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Spamworthy Temptation
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Its all worth it for the yummy candy. :awesome: |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 24 2008, 05:58 PM Post #3 |
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Rapmaster Planetdisaster
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The government puts addictive chemicals in the candy to keep you buying :awesome: |
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| RaikyChu | Apr 24 2008, 06:08 PM Post #4 |
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Spamworthy Temptation
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Well, golly, they sure are good! |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 24 2008, 06:27 PM Post #5 |
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Rapmaster Planetdisaster
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They make me so hungry, I could eat an Okdorok! Or however you spell it... |
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| Porygon | Apr 24 2008, 08:02 PM Post #6 |
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Limit Breaker
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Octorok? |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 24 2008, 08:52 PM Post #7 |
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Rapmaster Planetdisaster
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Yeah, that. |
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| Mew | Apr 24 2008, 08:56 PM Post #8 |
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Mew Hunter
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O_o some interesting thoughts... |
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| Shantotto | Apr 25 2008, 01:38 PM Post #9 |
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Diplomacy has failed! Team, unite up!
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Those candies make me so hungry, I could eat a wyvern! |
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