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Topic Started: Sep 6 2008, 12:34 AM (106 Views)
Teej
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I'm your Sandvich
Savin Heavy's lives if they take too much damage
Scout eatin' me but I'm gonna make him fat
Would you like french fries with that?
Shove me in your face, we're talking cram'age

I'm your Sandvich
But you can call me ham and cheese
The only way you'll eat me is if you're goin' Heavy
You're like, "Come on Sandvich, just a bite please?
I'm starvin' over here, down on my knees!"

Pumpernickel, rye, any bread you please
Toasted, dry, or with a mustard squeeze
Provalone or swiss, I'm filled with cheese
You wish you had another one just like me
I'm your SANDVICH!

I'm your Sandvich
Maybe you think I'm not much of an advantage
Fat, commie bastard chewin' mouth open
What were the dudes at Valve smokin'
Forums fillin' up with rant'age

Stop cryin' bout me when I give you health
They're saving the chainsaw for somebody else
At least I'm delicious
Everyone's got wishes
Even a Sandvich like myself.

If you lift my lid
Here is what you'll see I've hid
A little mayonaise spread
Lettuce, tomato
Piled high with meat kid
Man, don't forget the cheese
With an olive and a toothpick for your teeth
I'm your SANDVICH!

I'm your Sandvich
Soviet built, you could call me a Manvich
People's Party party peoples' bread
Comrades, I prefer it on Team Red
Capitalist pigs should be banished

I'm your Sandvich
You think that I am useless? Yeah - I heard you said it.
You miss your puny shotgun? Man, don't you get it?
Someone's getting really sick of healing your ass
He's called a Medic.

So you've lost a lot of blood, then eat me bitch!
Shovel me down like you was diggin' a ditch
Ham & cheese, ruben, submarine too
Any way you slice it, I'm good for you!
AND I'M THE SANDVICH.
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Mudkip
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Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! 1! 2! 1! 2!
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tl;dr
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Mew
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Mew Hunter
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I read it.
Sandvich doesn't like capitalists?
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Bulbasaur
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Rapmaster Planetdisaster
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I like sammichs :yay:
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Shantotto
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Diplomacy has failed! Team, unite up!
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SAAAAAANDVIIIIIIICH

*devours and gains 120 health*
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Porygon
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ew, sand.

mud > dirt > sand
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Mew
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Porygon,Sep 6 2008
04:09 PM
ew, sand.

mud > dirt > sand

wrong and double wrong. sand is the cleanest.
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Porygon
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I know. Reverse what I just said for truth.
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Mew
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Porygon,Sep 6 2008
06:53 PM
I know. Reverse what I just said for truth.

yay!
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Porygon
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Mew,Sep 6 2008
07:19 PM
Porygon,Sep 6 2008
06:53 PM
I know. Reverse what I just said for truth.

yay!

Mud sucks.
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Mew
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Porygon,Sep 7 2008
02:16 PM
Mew,Sep 6 2008
07:19 PM
Porygon,Sep 6 2008
06:53 PM
I know. Reverse what I just said for truth.

yay!

Mud sucks.

it's muddy.
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Porygon
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Mew,Sep 7 2008
03:22 PM
Porygon,Sep 7 2008
02:16 PM
Mew,Sep 6 2008
07:19 PM
Porygon,Sep 6 2008
06:53 PM
I know. Reverse what I just said for truth.

yay!

Mud sucks.

it's muddy.

It gets on your shoes and dries and gets stuck there ;_;
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Mew
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Porygon,Sep 7 2008
05:07 PM
Mew,Sep 7 2008
03:22 PM
Porygon,Sep 7 2008
02:16 PM
Mew,Sep 6 2008
07:19 PM
Porygon,Sep 6 2008
06:53 PM
I know. Reverse what I just said for truth.

yay!

Mud sucks.

it's muddy.

It gets on your shoes and dries and gets stuck there ;_;

and the water seeps through and gets your socks ;_;
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Shantotto
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Diplomacy has failed! Team, unite up!
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Mew,Sep 7 2008
06:38 PM
Porygon,Sep 7 2008
05:07 PM
Mew,Sep 7 2008
03:22 PM
Porygon,Sep 7 2008
02:16 PM
Mew,Sep 6 2008
07:19 PM
Porygon,Sep 6 2008
06:53 PM
I know. Reverse what I just said for truth.

yay!

Mud sucks.

it's muddy.

It gets on your shoes and dries and gets stuck there ;_;

and the water seeps through and gets your socks ;_;

MUDDY... WATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
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Mew
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Weißritter,Sep 7 2008
06:27 PM
Mew,Sep 7 2008
06:38 PM
Porygon,Sep 7 2008
05:07 PM
Mew,Sep 7 2008
03:22 PM
Porygon,Sep 7 2008
02:16 PM
Mew,Sep 6 2008
07:19 PM
Porygon,Sep 6 2008
06:53 PM
I know. Reverse what I just said for truth.

yay!

Mud sucks.

it's muddy.

It gets on your shoes and dries and gets stuck there ;_;

and the water seeps through and gets your socks ;_;

MUDDY... WATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

exactly.
like surf only mediocre.
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