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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 8 2009, 09:06 PM (68 Views) | |
| Bulbasaur | Apr 8 2009, 09:06 PM Post #1 |
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Rapmaster Planetdisaster
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Two conversations I'm having with the same guy on two honesty boxes. Him: You f***, I love you. Me: I love you too, honey. Now come back to bed! The candles are getting drippy :'( Him: The candles aren't the ONLY thing. Me: ;_; Why do you say things you know will hurt me? Him: How about this, I still have all the letters, that I wrote to yooouuuu.. Me: Oh sweet, sweet MATEHEARST. I long for us to be together again. Him: One day, my love. One day. Me: When the war is finally over, and those of us whom have not sided with McDonalds can walk free... I'll be waiting. Waiting in... Our special place. Silent Hill... Him: I'll be there as soon as a I can. I'll bring my bloody apron and metal helmet, so you'll know me when you see me. Me: I... I cannot meet you the way I was before. The war... I'm beyond the threshold of the physical world. I will appear... appear as a man with a gun and a flashlight. I will try to find Cheryl, my true angelic form. Help me, sweet MATEHEARST. Help me bring together my souls. Him: My darling, I would like nothing more. I WILL FIND YOU! Me: And I you, MATEHEARST, and I you. If I run... forgive me. I am terrified, yet cannot live without, our love. Him: If you didn't, I'd feel used. Your terror of me is what makes you so attractive. All the ones who learned not to fear... I had to teach them again. And few survive my... lessons. Me: Oh, if only there were two of you! Then you could pierce me with two spears... I cannot stand it. I must see you again. Him: Soon, my darling. Soon. |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 8 2009, 09:13 PM Post #2 |
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Second Part!!! Me: You've changed, Danial. Why do you close your eyes when we kiss? Him: I thought that's what I was SUPPOSED to do! Me: But the grimacing! The shuddering! The hiding! The sobbing! Is this the real life... Is this just fantasy? Him: We're caught in a landslide, oh escape from reality. Me: Open your eyes, Danial. Look up to the skies and see.... I'm just a poor boy, but I need no sympathy... Him: *gives you sympathy* Me: This is exactly what I'm talking about ;_; You always assume you can "fix" my "problems"! I'm my own person, Danial, and I don't need a man to define me. Him: Just because you don't need it, doesn't mean you don't want it dude. I just wanted to make you happy! Me: Then kiss me, Danial. Make me feel like I did when we first met. Him: Only if you spell my name right. DAYUM! Me: .... Shit, and I just finished carving your name into my arm with a scalpel. TWOO WUV :D Him: TWOO WUV? XD Me: You dare mock me!? After all I've done for you!? Leave, Daniel. Just... Just leave. Him: I was actually just asking what the heck TWOO WUV meant. I just can't tell :( Me: Oh. True love. THE REAL DANIAL WOULD KNOW THAT!!! HE WOULD ALSO KNOW HIS NAME HAD TWO A's... Who are you? Really? |
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| Porygon | Apr 9 2009, 03:53 AM Post #3 |
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Limit Breaker
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O_o |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 9 2009, 06:00 AM Post #4 |
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Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things. See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality. I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay. Like, you guys once. :unyay: |
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| DarkLugia | Apr 9 2009, 06:36 AM Post #5 |
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Nice
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Oh no. |
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| Mew | Apr 9 2009, 09:21 AM Post #6 |
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when did we suspect you were gay? |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 9 2009, 11:06 AM Post #7 |
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Well, it might have been an offhand comment by either you or Pory, but still. |
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| Shantotto | Apr 9 2009, 11:08 AM Post #8 |
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Diplomacy has failed! Team, unite up!
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oh you! <3 |
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| Mew | Apr 9 2009, 03:14 PM Post #9 |
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my guess then is that we didn't mean it. |
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| Porygon | Apr 9 2009, 07:54 PM Post #10 |
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Limit Breaker
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I don't remember ever seriously suspecting Bulbs was gay... So if it was me, it must have been a joke or something. |
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| Bulbasaur | Apr 9 2009, 08:11 PM Post #11 |
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Rapmaster Planetdisaster
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But what if I actually were :awesome: |
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| Mew | Apr 9 2009, 11:57 PM Post #12 |
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I don't think so. |
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