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Oh, Honesty Box.
Topic Started: Apr 8 2009, 09:06 PM (68 Views)
Bulbasaur
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Two conversations I'm having with the same guy on two honesty boxes.

Him: You f***, I love you.

Me: I love you too, honey.

Now come back to bed! The candles are getting drippy :'(

Him: The candles aren't the ONLY thing.

Me: ;_; Why do you say things you know will hurt me?

Him: How about this, I still have all the letters, that I wrote to yooouuuu..

Me: Oh sweet, sweet MATEHEARST. I long for us to be together again.

Him: One day, my love. One day.

Me: When the war is finally over, and those of us whom have not sided with McDonalds can walk free... I'll be waiting. Waiting in... Our special place. Silent Hill...

Him: I'll be there as soon as a I can. I'll bring my bloody apron and metal helmet, so you'll know me when you see me.

Me: I... I cannot meet you the way I was before. The war... I'm beyond the threshold of the physical world. I will appear... appear as a man with a gun and a flashlight. I will try to find Cheryl, my true angelic form.

Help me, sweet MATEHEARST. Help me bring together my souls.

Him: My darling, I would like nothing more. I WILL FIND YOU!

Me: And I you, MATEHEARST, and I you. If I run... forgive me. I am terrified, yet cannot live without, our love.

Him: If you didn't, I'd feel used. Your terror of me is what makes you so attractive. All the ones who learned not to fear... I had to teach them again. And few survive my... lessons.

Me: Oh, if only there were two of you! Then you could pierce me with two spears... I cannot stand it. I must see you again.

Him: Soon, my darling. Soon.


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Bulbasaur
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Second Part!!!

Me: You've changed, Danial. Why do you close your eyes when we kiss?

Him: I thought that's what I was SUPPOSED to do!

Me: But the grimacing! The shuddering! The hiding! The sobbing! Is this the real life... Is this just fantasy?

Him: We're caught in a landslide, oh escape from reality.

Me: Open your eyes, Danial. Look up to the skies and see.... I'm just a poor boy, but I need no sympathy...

Him: *gives you sympathy*

Me: This is exactly what I'm talking about ;_;

You always assume you can "fix" my "problems"! I'm my own person, Danial, and I don't need a man to define me.

Him: Just because you don't need it, doesn't mean you don't want it dude. I just wanted to make you happy!

Me: Then kiss me, Danial. Make me feel like I did when we first met.

Him: Only if you spell my name right. DAYUM!

Me: ....

Shit, and I just finished carving your name into my arm with a scalpel.

TWOO WUV :D

Him: TWOO WUV? XD

Me: You dare mock me!? After all I've done for you!? Leave, Daniel. Just... Just leave.

Him: I was actually just asking what the heck TWOO WUV meant. I just can't tell :(

Me: Oh. True love. THE REAL DANIAL WOULD KNOW THAT!!! HE WOULD ALSO KNOW HIS NAME HAD TWO A's... Who are you? Really?

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Bulbasaur
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Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things. See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality. I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay.

Like, you guys once.

:unyay:
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DarkLugia
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Oh no.
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Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
07:00 AM
Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things. See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality. I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay.

Like, you guys once.

:unyay:

when did we suspect you were gay?
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Bulbasaur
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Mew,Apr 9 2009
10:21 AM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
07:00 AM
Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things.  See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality.  I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay.

Like, you guys once.

:unyay:

when did we suspect you were gay?

Well, it might have been an offhand comment by either you or Pory, but still.
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Shantotto
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Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
01:06 PM
Mew,Apr 9 2009
10:21 AM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
07:00 AM
Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things.  See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality.  I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay.

Like, you guys once.

:unyay:

when did we suspect you were gay?

Well, it might have been an offhand comment by either you or Pory, but still.

oh you! <3
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Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
12:06 PM
Mew,Apr 9 2009
10:21 AM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
07:00 AM
Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things.  See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality.  I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay.

Like, you guys once.

:unyay:

when did we suspect you were gay?

Well, it might have been an offhand comment by either you or Pory, but still.

my guess then is that we didn't mean it.
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Mew,Apr 9 2009
04:14 PM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
12:06 PM
Mew,Apr 9 2009
10:21 AM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
07:00 AM
Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things.  See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality.  I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay.

Like, you guys once.

:unyay:

when did we suspect you were gay?

Well, it might have been an offhand comment by either you or Pory, but still.

my guess then is that we didn't mean it.

I don't remember ever seriously suspecting Bulbs was gay... So if it was me, it must have been a joke or something.
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Bulbasaur
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Porygon,Apr 9 2009
08:54 PM
Mew,Apr 9 2009
04:14 PM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
12:06 PM
Mew,Apr 9 2009
10:21 AM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
07:00 AM
Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things.  See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality.  I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay.

Like, you guys once.

:unyay:

when did we suspect you were gay?

Well, it might have been an offhand comment by either you or Pory, but still.

my guess then is that we didn't mean it.

I don't remember ever seriously suspecting Bulbs was gay... So if it was me, it must have been a joke or something.

But what if I actually were :awesome:
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Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
09:11 PM
Porygon,Apr 9 2009
08:54 PM
Mew,Apr 9 2009
04:14 PM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
12:06 PM
Mew,Apr 9 2009
10:21 AM
Bulbasaur,Apr 9 2009
07:00 AM
Not funny, but I thought it was weird how they both degenerated into weird love things.  See, I can make jokes and/or act gay becauese I'm confident enough in my sexuality.  I'm saying this because sometimes I go a wee bit too far and people actually suspect I'm gay.

Like, you guys once.

:unyay:

when did we suspect you were gay?

Well, it might have been an offhand comment by either you or Pory, but still.

my guess then is that we didn't mean it.

I don't remember ever seriously suspecting Bulbs was gay... So if it was me, it must have been a joke or something.

But what if I actually were :awesome:

I don't think so.
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