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If Looks Could Kill; Rated : R
Topic Started: Aug 30 2009, 08:41 PM (6,201 Views)
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Darryn peeled off the shirt to find that the woman was gone when he finished. He looked around, and then walked around, trying to figure out what to do. It couldn't have been more than five minutes when he felt the ground fall out from beneath him. The shirt fell away to the side as he fell down into a huge hole. The man grappled at the side, slowing so that when he hit the spikes at the bottom it was mostly just uncomfortable. You have to be joking.
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Hearing the trap, ashleigh jumped down to the previous hall and darted towards the spot where the one near him had been located, soon sliding down it to land beside the bed of spikes, looking at him, shaking her head.

" Nice."
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"My life seems to be one perpetual catastrophe." Darryn was now sitting down in the pit, just staring at her as he toyed with one of the holes poked in his pants.
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" I told you about the traps..."

She replied softly, shaking her head as she moved to drop them.
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Darryn just sighed.

"Well it's not like I was going to die down here." He flicked the spikes.

"Besides, you said that it was safe up here."
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" No, I never said it was safe here, I said the main hall was safe."
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Darryn just shrugged.

"Eh. No harm, no foul." He flicked the spikes again, absently trying to figure out if they were hollow.

"It would really stink if a new human owner came and fell in one of these. At least for them, anyhow."
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" It's the risk of inhabiting a castle."
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"Then why pick a castle? Why not a nice little bungalow on the beach or something? That way the worst that can happen is some sand in your eye." Darryn finally stood up, eyeballing the edge.
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" well, because of the title and status a castle can earn you, to mortals, I suppose. I simply like it because no one ever bothers or suspects me in here."
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Darryn gestured offhandedly.

"Pfft. Who needs titles? Put your bungalow in hurricane alley and no one will bother you there either." It really seemed like he meant it too.
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" Not a fan of hurricanes thoguh.... or bungalows..."
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Darryn gave a crooked grin.

"How about tsunamis and shanties? Those would work just as well."
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" I think your missing the fact.. All I worry about here is being snowed in. There I worry about my entire house being destroyed."
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Darryn smiled lightly.

"Yeah, but that sort of house only costs like... five bucks to build."
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