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If Looks Could Kill; Rated : R
Topic Started: Aug 30 2009, 08:41 PM (6,157 Views)
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Darryn obliged easily to putting on said pants.

"Hey, these are nice and comfy. And look at all the pockets! I could horde an army's worth of food." Cargo pants for the win.
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" ... Just stick with raiding my kitchen."
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Darryn flashed a grin at her.

"Well that was a given, wasn't it?"
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" I don't wanna wash like... marshmellows because you stuck them in your pockets."
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"That won't be a problem. You said you don't do laundry."
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" Often. It still has to get done sometime.... we don't die off fast enough to prolong it forever..."
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Darryn gave a long sigh and snapped his fingers.

"Darn it. Okay, fine. I'll stick to individually wrapped, washer-friendly foods. Like twinkies."
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" ........ No."

Not amused, that would sum Ashleigh up on this one, not amused.
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Darryn gave a real sigh on this one.

"Come on. You can't actually believe I'm stupid enough to shove food in my pockets."
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" You were wearing a soap basket."

she pointed out, looking him over.
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Darryn counterpointed.

"As opposed to nothing."
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" ... I'm not going to point out there was a shower curtain, or the fact that It would NOT be the first time I've seen your body... you were next to shredded when I found you."
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Darryn stuck his thumbs through his beltloops.

"First, the basket looked less expensive than the curtain. Second, it wasn't you that I was concerned about. Your house tends to do very bizarre things to me. Fly swatter thing as point in case."
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" .... It likes you naked too?"

Okay, so perhaps ashleigh was either messing with his head, or she was descretly hitting on him, either way... that wasn't a normal line for her, and one should jot it down in history.
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Darryn's grin didn't seem to slip from his face very often, so it was still there in all its lopsided glory.

"And you inhabit it."
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