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If Looks Could Kill; Rated : R
Topic Started: Aug 30 2009, 08:41 PM (6,120 Views)
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Ashleigh laughed, pulling back some.

" What do you think you were?"
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Darryn glanced down at her, his cheeks warming slightly.

"Involuntary. I was thinking more along the lines of someone randomly popping in to witness all of the nakedness."
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" Well, not normally.... I once had an old friend pop in... but he'd just strip down and join in..."

She teased, smiling ever so slightly.
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Darryn frowned, though his eyes sparkled.

"I'd steal you away."
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Ashleigh smiled a bit brighter and moved to kiss him.

I like that idea.
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Darryn kissed her back, rather happy with life at the moment.

"Mmm..." And he snatched her up, just like he promised... Even though there was no one else there.
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Ashleigh laughed and giggled as she looked him over, content... until she heard the huge knocker on the door sound.... snow must have melted slot recently....
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Darryn sighed and placed her down again.

"Should I get that?" He pulled on his boxers, seeing as that was all he had.
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" Probably not, actually."

She replied honestly, sighing inwardly as she went about getting her clothes on. She was very unhappy about having to stop her play.
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"I think we should open the door just enough to point a shotgun barrel out of. I bet they would leave." He followed her.
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" depends on who it is. If it's that damned local priest again, determined to save my soul... he might...."

She muttered, rather upset as she ripped open the door, glaring at the people on the other side. Yep, it was the priest... and this time, some you yuppies to watch him fail.
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You have a door-to-door Bible salesman? You could just rip one off from the local church... Darryn stood behind the door, half contemplating taking his boxers back off just so he could exhibit what heaven was to him.

((This is interesting timing, btw... wasn't the sun coming up?))
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" Not exactly."

She answered allowed, not caring as she attempted to slam the door on the priest's face..... and failed as he pushed his way inside just in time as the door shut the little minions out.

dang it, missed one.

" So, let's talk about your soul and it's salvation..."

He's gotta die at this rate....
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Darryn just stood there, staring. This was like a really really bad joke. The man, if out of nothing more than boredom, walked up behind the preacher. There, less than an inch away, he straightened his back so that he would cast a shadow across the priest. He cleared his throat, even inflecting his voice so that he had the maximum creeper effect.

"Yessss... Let'ssss talk." No fangs, no supernatural cues, just a very pasty weirdo in boxers.
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Ashleigh hid a smirk as she merely pointed to the parlor and wondered back upstairs... to her room... leaving Darryn alone with bible man.

the priest barely noticed asheilgh gone, with this new, interested soul to save!!!!

" So, my child, have you been far from the Lord, long?"
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