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If Looks Could Kill; Rated : R
Topic Started: Aug 30 2009, 08:41 PM (6,119 Views)
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Darryn leaned forward, invading the man's personal bubble even more.

"The Lord?" He turned the word over on his tongue like it was foreign and foul.
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" Oh HEAVENS!"

The priest exclaimed as he soon pulled out a bible and was forcing Darryn to set at his feet beside him, and started at the very first page... And he probably intended to read the entire thing to him, right then and there.
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Darryn sat there, not really paying any attention.

Why don't you just kill him?
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Cause he's old and taste like pretzels, and i don't wanna just murder him.

Ashleigh replied, lazily laying in her bed, loving the free time.
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Darryn blinked a few times before looking at the priest.

"I'm not ssssssure that my boyfriend would approve of thisss."

Then why don't you just let him fall into one of those stupid traps your house is full of?
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then I'd have to smell him

" LORD! That will NEVER do. You must renounce at once and forget about boyfriends."
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((Sorry about last night. You woke me up after I had fallen asleep again after my brother woke me up. I reaaaaaally wanted to rest.))

"Why?"

Well then how do you normally get rid of him? I'm getting bored... It was only fun to torment someone if they weren't enjoying it. This priest obviously didn't understand his role.
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" It's WRONG my boy!!!"

Usually escort him out by wondering off and letting Skye chase him off. It works rather well, as 1, he's scared of them. 2, he's highly allergic I found out. It's a very nice motivation to keep Skye.
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"It doessssssn't feel wrong."

Speaking of which, how is it that he made it here completely unscathed but I was nearly devoured by wolves?
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Not a clue. I think he preaches them to a distance. ..... That aside, want Skye now?
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Please GOD please! Note the irony in that one.
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Skye shortly walked around the corner and barked, ever so cutely at Darryn and wagged his entire little body before seeing the priest, and growling before taking off, chasing the priest.
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Darryn grinned happily and stood up, walking off in an effort to try and find Ashleigh.

I think he's kind of growing on me...
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Ashleigh, must have been taking a leaf out of skye's book, for she appeared from around a corner, wearing next to nothing but a little lace and leather ensemble as tackled darryn to the floor, pinning him in place, eyes glowing bright, and growling ever so cutely at him.
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Darryn grinned, and couldn't help but growl back. Maybe Skye wasn't the only thing growing on him. He laughed and tickled her sides.
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