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What's Wrong With....?; Rated R
Topic Started: Jun 4 2010, 06:35 PM (3,236 Views)
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"Yes! Have you seen those people with their little plastic glow in the dark fangs?! What. The. Hell. Or worse, those creeps that get the veneers?! I mean, they are all dull and stubby. Dentistry can't even comprehend the workings of the genuine thing. I just want to walk up to them and pop those suckers out! After all, look at this! Do those look flimsy? No, there is no way you are going to remove them!" The man tapped his fangs for emphasis.

"And for you guys - the Ouija boards as an example! I watched a pair of little kids playing with that, and they were moving the pointer and... They shouldn't dare look at a real board! I know I would be nervous about it, and I'M A VAMPIRE!" His face had darkened a full shade now. Vynz completely ignored a mousy little woman who stared at him, edging back into her house, having pegged him for a crackhead.

"Don't even get me started on the movies! I mean have you seen the actors they have playing us on the screen? You either get the ones that walk around like a puppet chanting 'I vaaaaannnt blooooooood'..." He did pantomime that one as he continued his tirade. "...or you get the glitzy, perfect pretzels! And those aren't real. I saw one with makeup covering up acne. We. Don't. Have. Acne."
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Suri laughed, smiling, brightly.

" I am aware. Little punky nobodies who know nothing of what they mock."
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"I think I would rather go back to the good ol' days of witch burnings and lynching with an afternoon staking, as opposed to this." Vynz had cooled off a little, and was mostly just brooding as he walked along. That's why this next thought occurred to him.

"Why are you following me?"
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" I have nothing better to do."
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Vynz just stared at her for a minute.

"Oh..." He glanced at the street they were standing in the middle of. Not that they really had to worry about getting run over or something, seeing as it was the middle of the night and nowhere near the heart of town.

"...I thought you were stalking me in effort to figure out my address."
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" It's much easier to merely ask or put a tracing spell upon you."

She taunted, small smile in place as she stood behind him.

" However, no. Merely bored."
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Vynz just sighed, speaking with a tone of sarcasm.

"Gee thanks." However, he turned and rounded one more corner, walking a little farther than the end of the street. Then, as he crested the hill, he could see his little bungalow at the bottom of the other side.
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" so, aside from being a twilight and HP hater, what do you normally do? I don't know this town well enough for the fun side."
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Vynz turned around after twisting the doorknob and pushing the door to his cottage open. He thought for a moment before turning around.

"The best 'fun' stuff is all underground. I could show you. But I have to feed Glob first." Not that she knew who that was. But either way...

"You're welcome to come in for the meanwhile if you like." The man had closed everything up. There was no sign of his bed (hidden off course by those 'cabinet' doors) and all of his various toys were stashed in their appropriate places. The vampire walked over to the tank sitting in the little window in the partition wall between the living room and kitchen. He proceeded to feed his pet, not caring whether Suri had chosen to follow.
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Suri raised her eyebrows, wondering in, the smell of vampire seeming to cling to everything, go figure, what was odd was the... Newt, really now? What an odd pet to keep, however, she smiled and wondered about, figuring out alot of hiding places, but otherwise, not touching.
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Vynz placed the jar of food back into the cabinet. When he turned to see Suri examining a hidden cabinet, he smirked.

"Careful, that's where I keep the hearts of my victims." Of course he was joking, but, you know...
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" Really now?"

She asked, seeming more curious, rather then less. He was dealing with a sorceress after all.

" Why would you need to keep them?"

Suri questioned.
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Oh, don't provoke the vampire. Way to go, girl.

"It was either that or the liver. But the heart keeps better and doesn't release toxins." Vynz grinned at her, tossing his head. "The stored adrenaline in them is better than the best sort of beer."
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Suri thought this over a moment, shaking her head.

" That beign the case, or not. there are no hearts in there. I could use a few, and they happen not to be here."

She stated simply. Cheating little witches :P
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Vynz smiled faintly, shaking his head.

"Alright, alright. I suppose you're going to poke around even if I don't want you to. Let me go change my shirt and I will show you some fun?" Why? Well, the *ehm* 'mystery' stain didn't seem like an idea to wear around.
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