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What's Wrong With....?; Rated R
Topic Started: Jun 4 2010, 06:35 PM (3,220 Views)
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Vynz sighed now.

"What the hell is a vampire 'supposed' to look like anyhow?!"
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suri glanced over, smirking.

" Like Edward."
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"A short guy whose girlfriend spilled her eye makeup on?" Vynz's look was flat.

"I guess that's better than the whole Dracula, I vant to suck your blood! type." But not by much.
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suri smirked a bit more, hiding a giggle or two.

" I know, you fall into the sexy category without make-up, but they still think edwardo."
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Vynz didn't even glance up. After all, it wasn't like he hadn't figured out that he was good looking... for that matte,r it was like she was the first one to tell him that he was.

"Either that, or they are all like, 'oooo, vampire... teeth!' and they are all like 'bite me!'. Why would you want someone to sink their teeth into your skin?! It hurts!" She had a special talent for pulling this pet peeve out of him.

"It makes me want to pull out my hair."
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" fetish."

She offered with a shrug.

" i've been bitten, before he regretted it anyway, however, it wasn't pleasant when he snuck up on me in an alleyway.... i hate allies."
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Vynz cast her a careful glance.

"I tried not to hurt you." He offered it as a sort of apology, actually.

"And I happen to be a fan of alleys."
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" I merely hate them because half the current vampires think they are full of morons. I'm sorry, but biting me isn't too smart without written permission, which you had, and no, you didn't hurt me, but he nearly broke my neck!!!!... he deserved the venom he got."
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Vynz rolled his eyes.

"You're telling me? There's so many newbies that lurk around thinking they run the place..." He growled.

"Why would you even bite someone that hard? It's not like you're trying to shove a cheezit into a concrete wall. It's more like trying to shove an icepick into jello. Frickin idiot. Hope he snapped off a tooth."
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suri smiled a bit more.

" He lost his fangs."

She replied honestly, shrugging.

" the venom melts teeth, and if you get enough into your blood stream, it desolves your veins and arteries from the inside out... He just lost his teeth."
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Vynz grinned triumphantly.

"YES! PERFECT!" He actually held up a hand for her to high-five.
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Suri laughed openly at him as she casually high-fived him, thinking him crazy and shook her head.

" you probably won't be subjectable to it for much longer if I keep letting you hit up."

She informed him as an after thought.

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Suri laughed openly at him as she casually high-fived him, thinking him crazy and shook her head.

" you probably won't be subjectable to it for much longer if I keep letting you hit up."

She informed him as an after thought.

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Vynz raised his hands, thinking that she was admonishing him.

"It was only once! And I said I was sorry! I was doing good to form coherent thoughts!"
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Suri shook her head, looking to Vynz, rolling her eyes as she moved to cause him to half-trip, flicking his ear.

" I tagged along half across the globe to ensure you'd be alive to torment, I wasn't cross. Merely informing."
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