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What's Wrong With....?; Rated R
Topic Started: Jun 4 2010, 06:35 PM (3,192 Views)
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Vynz eventually left the house - the animation still there. The man could be found in the bar, tending this and that in the quiet before it opened up. He was wearing a t-shirt that he had scrawled on in permanent marker (both front and back):

-Swimmer's Ear Victim-
Speak up or shut up.


O.o
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I would ahve chosen 'Hearing Impaired, Ask Me How I Got There.'

Suri teased, half laying over the bar to steal her cherries, seeming slightly... off. She'd given up on sleeping with Lyn. Once upon a time it had worked, but then again... Yeah... They were friends, nuttin more. But still, you know, that school was in the middle of nowhere, and they were both adults with too much to drink. For those that cared to know though, that was THE ONLY way ANYONE would ever be able to share a bed with that man!!! he was WAY to mean >.<
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Vynz smiled faintly.

Nice.

He slid her the jar, then leaning on the bar.

Do you have any blessed ashes? I know where to get some, but I can't...

He trailed off there. TMI.
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Seriously, I have slept with enough of you guys to have learned a few things, work with me on this one.

Suri purred dryly, looking up at him as she held up a vial absently.

But why?

well, she'd just admitted she had a thirst for the leeches XD But that was already out thanks to lyn.
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Vynz was eying the vial.

It's just that I haven't been invited in so that I could get my own. I'm trying to find the Bokor that's trying to kill me. I have one of his animations on ice.
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Still wanted dead over living dead?

she asked with a sigh, considering him.

don't understand why.

Cute enough, for a vamp.... Eh, oh well. With that,s he tossed him the vial.

they are not cheap to come by though, so don't waste it!

She felt like a dealer all of a sudden >.>
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Vynz caught it easily, stashing it. Then, he reached over the bar and tucked the monetary compensation into the collar of her shirt. It was harmless. He flashed her a playful grin.

I always pay my debts, new girl.
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Suri looked at him with a weird half frown, half glare.

Not a booty call, not a stripper, and not anything else you want to label me.

She informed him, and for his antics, his shirt now read

" Tip Jar "
(Insert Arrow pointing downwards, as this thing is gay and won't keep it)
On front, and back. In Sparkling, PINK, neon flashing stuff, and everything.
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Vynz looked down, and his vague smile faded. He gave her a stern look of reproach.

I was just teasing you. That was uncalled for.

He then pulled the thing off, threw it in the trash, and walked straight out of the bar. Pfft. Sorceresses. What to do with them?
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well, to be fair, the imaging faded about five minutes later, and the money was back in Vynz's pocket. She'd successfully distracted him. Which is why she was now upstairs, ontop of Lyn, pretending to 'ride' him in an attempt to wake him. Of course she was fully clothed and such, his sister was in the shower.
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Yeah, well, whatever. It wasn't like Vynz was hard up for it. And the shirt was tossed either way.



Lyn groaned at her attempt to wake him.

"I don't wanna get up."

However, he did anyhow. The guy opened one eye and then the other.

"You're a menace."

But, he wasn't actually insulting her. It was one of those things you know, like how siblings can hate each other without hating each other.
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Suri smiled wide.

" Oh, you know you aspire to get this ;) "

She taunted, smacking her butt cutely before hopping off of him and pushing him into the floor, reclaiming her bed eagerly.

" Your mean when you sleep :( You steal the covers, and snore, and flop about, and steal the covers, and don't share the bed, and steal the covers... and you tried to freakin hump my leg in my sleep! ... AND YOU STOLE THE COVERS!"
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Lyn got up, making a face at her.

"Ah, you're fine."

He waved her off. Now, the man was exploring her humble abode.

"You know, didn't peg you for a place like this."
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" I'm normally more swank. But I've spent a total of five full days in here."

she replied, looking him over.

" As for the size... I normally like about twenty more square feet. But, it's nice."

She purred, liking the cozy feel. She was getting ready to remodel. Oh, the looks she would get. Oh well, like ANYONE cared.
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Louisiana. That was the answer that Vynz came up with.



Lyn shrugged, watching as Leena came out. She was wearing the same crumpled clothes she had been with a sigh. She looked at the two of them, gave a small smile and then skulked out.

"Whatever floats your boat."

The man watched the door shut, shaking his hea.d
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