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Job Interview ?
Topic Started: 8 Feb 2014, 09:05 PM (74 Views)
Rooneysdad
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A situations vacant advert was placed in an office window. It read: HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, have computer skills and be bilingual. We are an equal opportunities employer.
A dog saw the advert and walked inside. When the dog wagged his tail and put his paw on the sign the receptionist realised he had come about the job and fetched the office manager. The manager took one look at the dog and said
"I'm sorry, I can't hire you. The advert says you must be able to type"
Hearing this the dog jumped onto a chair, typed out a perfect letter and handed it to the manager. Although impressed, the manager said,
"But the advert says you have to have computer skills"
The dog went over to the computer and created an immaculate spreadsheet. The manager was amazed.
"Look" he said. "you're obviously an extremely intelligent dog but I still can't give you the job"
So the dog went over to the advert and pointed with his paw to the section that said "We are an equal opportunities employer"
"Yes" said the manager, "but the advert also says you have to be bilingual"

And the dog went "Miaow!" :rollonthefloor:

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