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The Irish Diesel fitter
Topic Started: 9 Feb 2014, 09:44 AM (114 Views)
Roxysmum
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Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.... I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers .'

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.' Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week..

When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.'


'What skill?' yelled Paddy. :dramaqueen:

'I sew da elastic on da knickers , Then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, dies el fit her.' :lmao:

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