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text from his neighbour
Topic Started: 5 Mar 2014, 11:07 AM (74 Views)
Tedsmum
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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around. ...

In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

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Bloody autocorrect. Sorry, I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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