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Demotivational Speaker
Topic Started: May 19 2012, 08:01 PM (6 Views)
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Demotivational speaker: rendibbly

*professional setting

Hello, my name is rendibbly, you might know me from such videos as still econ, Daniels girl and taxtanic. I'm here to tell you that your dreams are a lie. Only handsome and talented people like myself get to live them. 

*On a beach, white shirt, bare feet.

When you're an unemployed slacker, you need to find hope, grab onto it and slowly suffocate it. That hope is what is preventing you from dying early after a miserable life of manual labour. While you're dreaming that's hours that could be spent working your fingers to the bone for peanuts.

*Couch, miserable looking person

Like my friend here, you too can learn to give up your dreams, and find true happiness in society. I'm rendibbly, telling you to abandon your dreams.
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