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Imaginary Friend
Topic Started: May 19 2012, 08:03 PM (6 Views)
Liam
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Imaginary Friend

From the makers of pet rock
Are you a loner?
Unsymmetrical and odorous in nature?
Do you have pocket money left over from those x-ray specs? Yeah, I bet you do.
Well we have the product for you!

Imaginary friend!

For a one time payment of $19.95 you will receive; one piece of card detailing your imaginary friend, your imaginary friend and for a limited time only, matching imaginary hats, so you can get bullied in style.

Testimonials

"ever since that fateful day in year ten when I farted in class my stock plummeted in the friend market. Now thanks to imaginary friend, at least people talk to me now "
"spoon, space head"

Become the envy of all the people. Ever.

"thanks imaginary friend... He said don't mention it hahaha oh he's so modest"

Imaginary friends, befriend them all!

Disclaimer: pet rock is the intellectual property of ____ any claim otherwise is a claim of fiction and bad comedy.
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