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How To Swag
Topic Started: May 19 2012, 08:05 PM (5 Views)
Liam
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How to: swag

In three easy steps

First off, show me your underwear.
*tv show cancelled, we'll be right back
Let me rephrase that, the first rule of swagger, or "swag" is that your boxer shorts must always be visible. This originated in prison as a means to show other inmates you were a keen bean for a slap n tickle in the shower later. This will show that you indeed know the inner workings of prison and thus; have "street-cred".

Next, we're off shopping. The next sign of swag is t shirt size
*wearing normal size shirt
No no no this simply will not do
*bing, wearing huge shirt
Ah that's better, the key part of this is that when you roid-rage later at the club you won't wake up in the morning with a ripped shirt like the hulk. Hulk shorts are optional.

The third and most important step: the walk.
My advise? Practice with horse tranquillisers, also, pretend you have the sniffles.
*Shows swag walk

I've been rendibbly and this has been how to swag, in three easy steps
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