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| Liam | May 19 2012, 08:05 PM Post #1 |
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How to: swag In three easy steps First off, show me your underwear. *tv show cancelled, we'll be right back Let me rephrase that, the first rule of swagger, or "swag" is that your boxer shorts must always be visible. This originated in prison as a means to show other inmates you were a keen bean for a slap n tickle in the shower later. This will show that you indeed know the inner workings of prison and thus; have "street-cred". Next, we're off shopping. The next sign of swag is t shirt size *wearing normal size shirt No no no this simply will not do *bing, wearing huge shirt Ah that's better, the key part of this is that when you roid-rage later at the club you won't wake up in the morning with a ripped shirt like the hulk. Hulk shorts are optional. The third and most important step: the walk. My advise? Practice with horse tranquillisers, also, pretend you have the sniffles. *Shows swag walk I've been rendibbly and this has been how to swag, in three easy steps |
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