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Parenthood; April is having a baby monster in several months, but Munch isn't quite sure he's ready to be a dad.
Topic Started: Jun 22 2017, 03:59 AM (1,058 Views)
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This story features April as her AU Munch counterpart. :munch3:
“How could this happen...?” Munch asked April as they were headed home one day, “I-I didn't know w-we'd become parents this early!”
“Well it's only been a week, so...” April began before shrugging, “Besides, I always thought you'd make a great dad, but...to be honest I wasn't really expecting this either...”
“I-I know you say I'd make a great dad and all, but...h-how... How are we gonna be able to handle taking care of a baby monster and go on tours - without driving Jasper crazy - at the same time!?”
“Well I guess we just have to tell our friends...” April said with a shrug, “Y-You know...like give 'em a warning. I mean, within a month or so it'll become noticeable, anyway.”
“Well, I-I guess you're right...” Munch said with a shrug, his hands in his pockets as he looked at the ground, kicking a few rocks as he walked along, “I mean, I-I'm happy we're becoming parents, and I've always thought we'd make great parents, but...I didn't think it'd happen so quick. I mean, sure we're still young and all and still have some things to learn, but...you know...”
“Yeah but at least we'll learn a lot once the new baby comes in.” April said, smiling at him.
“But we're still in school!” Munch said, finally remembering that, “How will we go to school, take care of the baby and do tours and stuff!?” April looked down at the ground with a sigh.
“I dunno.” She replied with a shrug, “I guess we'll just have to go to school and hire a babysitter, you'll have to go on tours without me...and, well...do whatever to make sure we're the best parents we could be.”
“Yeah but... But you're like my good luck charm, and... And the crowd loves us!” Munch explained, giving April a worried look, “How will I do shows - heck, even tours - without you?”
“I don't know.” April said with a shrug, feeling a little bad for Munch, “But we still have nine months to think about it.”
“Yeah you're right...” Munch said with a sigh before looking down again as he walked, “I-I shouldn't worry about it now.”
“Yeah we'll worry about it in about seven months.” April said, giving Munch a small smile, “You know, to give us more time to think about what we're going to do.”
“Well how about six months?” Munch asked, now looking at her, “Y-You know...j-just in case we need more time with that.”
“Okay...” April told him with a giggle, “We can make that six months, just in case.” Munch gave a small smile towards April.
“Thanks, April.” He said, “I know we're gonna make awesome parents, and with us...I know we can find something out!”
“Yeah...” April agreed, “Also I'm hungry.”
“Well what are we waiting for!?” Munch asked, grabbing April by the hand and causing her to blush, “Let's go!” Suddenly he started to run, getting a “Whoa!!” from April as she was pulled along before Munch began to slow down.
“Sorry.” Munch said with a giggle, “Just excited, that's all.”
“It's okay.” April said back with a smile.
“You guys are going to be parents!?” Everyone asked after Munch and April had told them the news.
“Yeah and we weren't expecting it at first but...we'll find a way!” Munch said, still smiling.
“Now wait a minute!” Jasper said, his hands on his hips, “You're tellin' me that you're gonna be ready when you have that kid!?”
“W-Well yeah...” Munch said, rubbing the back of his neck, “April and I agreed to think about it in about six months!”
“Well, would six months be enough to think about how you're going to take care of it and still do stuff with us!?” Helen asked.
“You think we should've done it a little earlier?” Munch asked, tilting his head in curiosity, “You know, like in four or five months?” Helen sighed and rolled her eyes.
“Look, Munch.” She began, “I'm not saying you should've planned it earlier. I'm just asking if you're sure you'll be ready by the time the baby comes.”
“Well I-I think so...” Munch replied, putting a finger to his chin.
“What if we're so busy you forget to plan for your baby?” Helen then asked him.
“Y-You know, Munch...” Chuck began, rubbing the back of his neck as he thought about what to say, “I can actually find someone else to fill in for you if you'd like...”
“Y-You mean...I'm being replaced!?” Munch asked, a shocked expression on his face, his eyes wide to complete the shocked look. “P-Please don't do this Chuck E.!” He continued, getting down on his knees and folding his hands in front of his chest to complete the begging look, “I-I'll try not to eat so much, I swear!” Chuck giggled.
“No, I don't mean like that!” He explained, “I mean that if you want to, you can take a break with April until your baby's born!”
“R-Really?” Munch asked, curiously looking at Chuck E. before smiling and saying, “Nah, as good as that sounds I'd never pass up the chance to play with a great band like you guys!” Everyone awww'd at this, especially April, since she knew Munch was sweet, kind and caring.
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After eating the last halves of their pizzas, April and Munch headed home.
“You okay?” April asked him as she noticed him rubbing his stomach as he walked, “I-I mean, you seem like something's wrong...”
“Something is wrong...” Munch said, glancing at April, “I just remembered how my dad got into fitness and failed, due to being, well...stubborn. I told him that I'd... I'd get into fitness so he could be happy that I was going to carry that on. And I-I still... I still haven't gotten i-into fitness like I said I would one day. I-I wonder if my dad is disappointed in me... A-And if he is...I-I don't blame him one bit. I feel... I feel like a failure, y-you know.”
“Munch, you know that it's hard for Munches to keep good eating habits...” April said, “Like what happened with your dad, I heard that he would usually have food with him during the exercise stuff.”
“Yeah he would...” Munch said, looking down as he grabbed some of his fat with his hand, “But I did say I would get into fitness. But I haven't... A-And I made it my goal to... To lose weight. I-I guess back there I... I forgot about it with how hungry I was and all that delicious pizza we had sitting at the table. I-I just wasn't thinkin'...”
“But don't get down on yourself...” April told him, smiling slightly at him, “Your dad probably understands - no, he does understand - that it's hard to keep on an exercise routine - or heck, even a healthy diet - when you're always hungry and want pizza! Heck, I even feel like I gained several pounds from that meal!”
And if there's anything that I don't understand about how I ate all that and how our metabolism works, well...I mean, we're still pretty young, but not young enough to be little kids. I mean, we're in our late teens! I'm seventeen, and he's eighteen!
“Y-You sure?” Munch asked, looking at April as he let go of his fat, “M-My dad understands that it's...hard to maintain a healthy diet and exercise?”
“Yeah, sure he does!” April assured him with a smile, “Heck, my parents would understand that I wanted to be a bigger Munch, despite me caring about my weight before you changed my mind and I decided I didn't care as long as I was with you!” Munch blushed.
“Well, you are cute just the way you are...” He assured her with a smile, “But I guess you could be cuter with a little more weight.”
“L-Like you?” April asked him with a blush, “I-I mean, if being a big softie like you” — she reached her hand over and poked his stomach — “is what you want, well...I-I don't mind. Besides, I wanna give more to cuddle for you, like... Like you do for me.”
“Why do you want more to cuddle, April?” Munch asked, looking down at his shoes as he walked, “I-I mean...I don't get it.” April shrugged.
“I dunno.” She replied, also looking down at her shoes, “I guess I just...can't get enough of you, and...your chub is so...cute on you.”
“Yeah but I'm not so sure about letting you feed me...” Munch said, glancing up at her, “I mean, not that I-I don't trust you - 'cause I do - but... I just don't wanna take any, uh...chances.”
“Any chances with what?” April asked, causing Munch to slightly bite his lip, “I already said that it's not like we're gonna give each other too much.”
“Y-Yeah, I-I know, but...” Munch began, nervously glancing back down at his shoes, “I-I just... I just don't know, okay? I just feel like we should just feed ourselves...”
But why...? April thought, looking back down at her shoes as well before shrugging, I mean, i-if you wanted to feed me I'd let you... But oh well... I guess it's for the best or whatever... She then kicked a few rocks as she went. But I guess I would wanna feed myself too as long as I'm able to...
“Y-You're fine with that, right?” Munch asked as he looked at April, “I'd rather just...feed myself.” After saying that, an idea popped into his head for a joke. “At least until I get so big I can't reach my plate, or the table myself!” He then laughed.
“Well, if it's possible, that is.” He added, smiling at April.
“Heheh, yeah...” April said slowly, a nervous smile on her face, “I don't think that's possible.”
“But a Munch can dream, right!?” Munch joked again with a laugh.
“Uh, yeah, sure...” April said, blushing a little, “Y-You can dream. But if that happens...how are you going to help with the baby?”
“Oh we'll find a way...” Munch said before laughing, “Don't you worry!”
Yeah but... But it won't happen... April thought, looking back down at her shoes, So I guess I could say it's a good thing...
“What?” Munch asked, nudging April with his elbow, a smile still on his face, “You didn't find that funny?”
“N-No...” April said, still keeping her eyes on her shoes as if they were the most interesting thing in the world, “Sorry Munch.”
“It's fine...” Munch said, looking down at his shoes.
I mean, he is funny but...he took it too far, there...
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Once they got home, Munch was the first to open the door, but he stepped aside and decided to let April come in first.
“Ladies first!” Munch said with a bright smile, “Since Helen was nice enough to watch our baby for us, we'll be worry free tonight!”
“Yeah, after all that pizza I need a break!” April said with a yawn, Munch stretching and yawning right after, causing April to giggle.
Amen to that! Munch thought, slowly heading for the couch and plopping down on one of the soft cushions, I'm sleepy!
“You wanna sleep on the couch?” April asked, a confused look on her face.
“Yeah...” Munch said before yawning again, “I do.” April shrugged.
“Well, it's fine with me!” April said with another yawn, “Now all we need to do is stop making each other yawn...” She smirked, sitting next to him, as Munch laughed at what she said.
“Yeah we do!” Munch agreed, “And we should get some sleep in, too!” April smiled before nuzzling into his shaggy purple fur and closing her eyes.
Yeah... She thought in agreement with Munch, I just wanna sleep some of this food off and have another great day tomorrow...
The next day, April and Munch awoke to feeling hungry, and as April sat up to allow Munch to get up, April looked down, and noticed that she was just a little bigger as she began to blush a bit.
“There's nothin' to be shy of!” Munch explained to her with a smile, “You just gained a little weight is all!” April blushed a little more as she looked at Munch.
Yeah I did... April thought, smiling at him, B-But it doesn't matter... As long as he still loves me I'm fine.
“Hey you wanna have a nice, big breakfast?” Munch then asked her with a smile, “It's on me!” April blushed a little more upon him saying that.
“Uh, s-sure...” April said, flashing a small smile towards Munch, “I-I'd love to go!”
“Who said we were goin' anywhere?” Munch asked her with a smirk, “I was just askin' if you wanted to have a big meal before we go to Chuck E.'s today!”
B-Big...? April thought, her eyes widening a bit, Like, h-how big? Suddenly her stomach growled loudly, letting her know how big of a meal she'd need, causing her to blush harder.
O-Okay, t-that explains it... She thought, feeling just slightly embarrassed. Munch laughed.
“Seems like you're hungry for a big meal, huh!?” Munch asked her with a smile, “Don't worry, there'll be enough for the both of us!” April just silently nodded.
“But who's gonna cook it?” April asked, a curious expression on her face.
“Who said anything about cookin' it!?” Munch asked her with a big grin on his face as he grabbed her by the wrist, causing her to blush.
“W-Well how are we going to eat?” April asked as Munch headed for the front door.
“We're heading out to grab All You Can Eat pancakes!”
A-All You Can Eat p-pancakes? April thought, confused, But he said...we weren't heading out... Now I'm confused.
“W-Where are we gonna get All You Can Eat pancakes at?” April asked, “I-If we're not heading out, and we're going out anyway...” April didn't know how to finish her question, so she left it unfinished.
“We're goin' to Pasqually's, April!” Munch replied with a laugh.
“But isn't that...the same as heading out?” April asked, still confused.
“Not if you're just goin' to someone else's house!” Munch said, opening the door and holding it open for April. April was a bit confused as to how that could count as not going out if they were leaving the house to go to someone else's, but she knew that Munch didn't get the idea of how similar going out and heading to someone's house was. Sure there was a slight difference between the two, but that was the fact that you were just going to a house just to hang out, but in-between your house and that other person's house you were walking there, and mostly outside.
Well he is helping me with my goal to get bigger as a Munch... April thought, smiling as they headed to Pasqually's, So I guess that's good.
“You're being quiet.” Munch told her with a smile, “Somethin' wrong?”
“No, just thinking.” April replied, smiling.

To be continued... :munch3:
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When they both got to Pasqually's, Munch knocked on the door, and not very long after, Pasqually opened the door.
“Oh hi guys!” He said, smiling at the two's presence, “The All You Can Eat pancakes are ready whenever you guys are!”
“Oh, great, I'm starvin'!” Munch said enthusiastically as both he and April both stepped in, “And those pancakes smell so good, too!” Pasqually giggled.
“As always, they are!” He said, smirking on the inside, “Once you've had one, you'll never wanna stop!” He snickered to himself as the two monsters headed for the kitchen.
Like really, once they have one pancake they'll want another, because even I wanted another! But I had to hold myself back so I could save some for these guys. And thanks to today's, uh...food market, we have stuff to help with weight gain! ...And I know April wants to be big like a real Munch. So...tomorrow she'll be surprised! Especially after tonight's meal... That is, if Chuck E. wants me to give them a full pizza feast again... But hopefully M-Munch doesn't eat t-the pancakes... If he... If he eats them, I know it can't be good... H-He's already...b-big...
“Are you guys eating from the same plate, o-or are you guys...eating from t-the same plate?” Pasqually called to them before heading into the kitchen, “Because I left two separate plates for you guys.”
“Yeah we're eating from separate plates.” Munch replied, “But April seems to be enjoying her pancakes! A-And well, I am too!”
“Yeah you were right!” April said, looking up at Pasqually from her pancakes which were drowned in sweet, sticky brown syrup, “I am enjoying these, and I think I'd need a lot more after this!”
“A... A lot more...?” Pasqually asked, a surprised expression on his face, “W-Well like Helen once told Munch's dad, s-she might wanna eat when she's hungry.”
“Yeah but I am hungry!” April explained, her eyes wide-open as if she had gone insane, “And as good as these pancakes are, I think I might need more, 'cause as far as I know, they don't feel like they're filling me up much!”
“Well, y-you see...you must be different from other female Munches.” Pasqually half-lied, rubbing the back of his neck, “From what I know from my research throughout the years, female monsters are supposed to have smaller appetites, but not too much smaller from their male monster counterparts...”
“Uh, s-so I'm...supposed to eat less?” April asked, giving a slightly concerned look at Pasqually.
“Well uh...you guys are probably still a little young to understand this, because your alien DNA causes you to learn about things slower...but...remember when you guys were eating and April...was distracted by eating so much that she had eaten more than the amount she could eat before?” Pasqually asked, still rubbing the back of his neck.
“Yeah?” Munch and April both asked, April once again beginning to eat her pancakes.
“Well...due to the alien side of your DNA, depending on how much you eat, y-your appetite increases that same day...”
So that's what happened... April thought, a curious look on her face, But...
Before she could wonder anything else, Munch had asked the question she was going to ask.
“But how does that work?” Munch asked Pasqually, glancing nervously at April before quickly shifting his eyesight back to Pasqually.
“I don't know yet, all I know is it's part of your alien DNA.” Pasqually explained, glancing nervously at the two, “So unlike other people - well, people or animals - your appetite, uh...works differently. So your appetite kinda...speeds up or something...”
“Uh, how could our...appetite speed up?” Munch asked, giving Pasqually a confused look as April began dumping her entire plate of food into her mouth. (Don't worry, not the plate itself. XD)
“Yeah.” April agreed, her mouth full of pancakes, “Unless you mean our metabolism speeds up.”
“Well, if... If your metabolism sped up, wouldn't that mean you guys could eat everything without gaining weight?” Pasqually asked, slightly wincing at April's manners before remembering that Munches didn't always have perfect manners.
“Well I-I guess so...” Munch said with a shrug as April began to stare at Munch's plate, “But I believe the word you're probably looking for is a 'high metabolism'.”
“A...high metabolism?” Pasqually asked, confused, “Isn't that the same thing?”
“I don't think so...” Munch replied with a shrug, “I think a fast metabolism means that no matter how much you eat you don't gain the weight... But a high one means that you can eat a lot, but you still gain the weight...”
“Since we don't really know, we should just stick with your claim, that it's a high metabolism.”
“Hey I ain't claimin' nothin'!” Munch said, “I was just sayin'!”
“What about your pancakes?” Pasqually asked, quickly noticing that April was reaching for Munch's plate.
“My...what!?” Munch asked before looking down and noticing April reaching for his pancakes.
“Hey don't touch those!” Munch shouted, slapping April's hand away gently. As soon as her hand was slapped, she quickly withdrew her hand away from his plate and rubbed the top of it (where she was slapped).
“But I want more...” April whined, glancing sadly at Pasqually, causing him to laugh.
“I can make more, you know!” Pasqually said, smiling at her.
“Please...?” April asked, pulling a puppy face, not noticing the small amount of weight she'd gained from the pancakes since she didn't feel any different.
“Yeah sure!” Pasqually said, “Just give me a few minutes. Don't look though, because you'll spoil the secret ingredient.” He winked as he finished speaking, earning a confused look from April as he walked off.
The secret ingredient must be backfiring if the pancakes are not filling her up... Pasqually thought, going over to the stove to make more pancakes, Unless it's just one of those odd moments where food doesn't really fill you up as much... But as far as I know from Munch, that doesn't really happen as often! ...Unless the ingredient I'm adding to support April's weight gain - which I know she wanted to be a full Munch - really is backfiring! I-If it is, s-she's probably not gaining the weight! But if something did backfire, wouldn't it be working opposite the way it should!? Like wouldn't she be losing the weight!? He wasn't sure if he should add a bigger amount, or if he should add the same amount he did with the last batch of pancakes he made for April, because he didn't want her to lose a lot of the weight or gain too much from adding a larger amount.
W-Well, I-I guess a... A regular amount - like I added in the last batch - will do... H-Hopefully... He thought, nervously biting his lip as he carefully added the stuff that would help April with her weight to the batter.
After the pancakes were done, he served them up, noticing Munch was done with his and wanting more. Pasqually then rolled his eyes and gave in.
After their rather large breakfast, Munch and April were truly stuffed, rubbing their slightly distended stomachs with contented smiles on both their faces.
“Well I guess it's time to go to work!” Pasqually said with a smile, “You don't wanna be late, do you?”
“Oh, crud!” Munch said, both him and April snapping out of their food-induced states and back to reality, “We have to go to Chuck E.'s!”
“Careful now!” Pasqually said, holding both his hands up in front of him, “You guys don't wanna give yourselves a stomachache, do you?”
“You're right, Pasqually.” Munch said, getting up slowly, “We don't wanna upset our... Our stomachs just by moving too fast.”
“Yeah I believe I had that happen before...” April said, trying to get up but feeling a few - if not several - pounds heavier. “And jeez, is it just me or did I... I gain a little more weight from our... Our meal?” She then added. Munch smiled at April's question.
“Well we did eat a lot...” He replied, smiling at her, “You're probably just really full from our breakfast. But you'll get used to it!”
“I sure hope so...” April said, getting up just a little bit slower than Munch had, “Because I'm not used to all these extra pounds while being full...”
Well I did add some of that stuff to help you gain all that weight you wanted to have... Pasqually thought, nervously biting his lip and feeling just a little regretful, M-Maybe I... Maybe I should've added a much smaller amount after she finished a batch. He then gulped, beginning to sweat nervously as well.
M-My bad... He then thought, beginning to smile nervously, But... But at... At least it won't be so bad, would it?

To be continued... :munch3:
Edited by Mr. Munch, Jun 29 2017, 03:27 AM.
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After leaving and finally reaching the restaurant, Munch and April both went inside to be met by Helen, who had their baby in her arms asleep.
“Awww...” Munch cooed, looking at his son asleep in Helen's arms, “So cute.”
“Yeah.” April said with a nod in agreement with Munch, “He's adorable...”
“Yeah, and we had a pretty long night last night...” Helen said with a sleepy sigh, “He would wake me up every one or two hours because he was hungry...” Munch giggled.
“Well you know Munches.” He told her with a smile.
“Yeah, because I work with one!” Helen snapped, looking angrily at Munch as he frowned and looked at the floor. Helen sighed.
“Look Munch, I'm not mad at you.” She explained, looking at him, “I just couldn't get any sleep because the baby was keeping me up. I originally thought of going to Chuck E.'s to see if he could help me with the baby, but I guess I decided to try it on my own to see if I could handle it myself. But it turns out I-I couldn't...”
“Well the little guy does look tired out from last night, too.” Munch said with a slight smile.
Yeah he does... April agreed with a small smile also, Maybe all that crying is hard work for the baby, too.
“So, you guys hungry for breakfast?” Helen asked them both with a smile.
“Oh no thanks...” Munch said, patting his stomach, “We're still pretty full from that large breakfast we had back at Pasqually's.”
“You had breakfast at...Pasqually's?” Helen asked, giving Munch a confused look.
“Yeah he did!” April said with a smile, “And it was delicious! Except after that meal, I feel - and still feel - that I gained several pounds from that!”
“Well food can do that to you...” Helen said, glancing to the side a bit with just her eyes, “But...I'm surprised you... You ate a lot, April.” Munch laughed.
“Her pancakes were drowned in syrup, too!” He said, smiling at April before looking back at Helen, a smile still on his face. April giggled.
“Yeah they were.” She admitted, looking down at her stomach with a smile before rubbing it, “That's how I love it!”
Yeah but...why do you wanna be big? Helen thought, a confused look on her face, I know and understand you wanna be a full Munch like Munch here, but really? You don't have to try to rush the process of gaining weight by gorging yourself!
“Well uh...I asked Chuck E. if he had anything and he said he had Jasper taking the chairs down. He said he needed the ticket machines cleaned and the shakers and napkin holders done.”
“Aren't the shakers and napkin holders a job for the volunteers?” Munch asked, giving Helen a confused look, “I-I mean, I don't mind t-that we have to do 'em because we can, but...”
“Yeah I know...” Helen said with a sigh, “The volunteer we had for that got sick, sadly.”
“Oh...” Munch said, putting a finger to his chin.
How can someone get sick during the summer? Munch thought, not understanding how that worked, At least...I don't think I ever got sick during the summer before... He then shrugged before smiling.
“Okay Helen!” He said, Helen giving him his and April's baby, “We'll get right on that!” April nodded in agreement.
Yeah! She thought, smiling at Helen.
“Uh, on second thought...you want me to hold your baby for you again?” Helen asked him as the baby monster opened its eyes for a second before closing them again, Munch getting the feeling it was still asleep as he laughed.
“Nah, he's okay.” He said, gently rocking his son in his arms, “You already had a rough night with the little guy.”
“Yeah just leave it to us, Helen.” April said with a smile.
“But how are you going to work while holding a baby?” Helen asked, giving April a confused look.
“Uh...” Munch thought for a second before saying, “W-Well...I-I guess you're...right.”
“Of course I'm right!” Helen said with a giggle, “Who would wanna take the chance of dropping the baby? I wouldn't!”
“Yeah, same here...” Munch said with a nervous smile, “I just... I just had that idea 'cause...you know...”
“Yeah I know, it's because I didn't get much sleep last night...” Helen said with a smile as Munch handed her back the baby, “But I can watch over the little guy some more.”
“Well I... I feel there's something wrong with this...” Munch said, rubbing the back of his neck, “I-I feel as if... As if we're treating you as a... As a slave or babysitter or something! Like last yesterday, when we were eating our lunch!” Helen chuckled.
“You don't worry about it Munch...” Helen said, smiling and rolling her eyes while shaking her head, “You know I don't mind watching your baby boy, and I can watch him as long as you need me to!”
“Oh, thanks, Helen...” Munch said with a sigh of relief, “You're the best.”
“Awww... Don't sweat it Munch!” Helen said with a slight blush, feeling a bit flattered by Munch, “I'd do anything for a good friend!” April blushed, feeling the same way about Munch.
“Thanks, Helen!” Munch said with a big smile.
“No problem, Munch!” Helen said.
After a few hours, Munch and April both took a lunch break.
“Wow you're...hungry.” Munch said, looking at April's plate and feeling surprised.
“You kidding!?” April asked with a giggle, “I'm not just hungry, I'm starving!” Munch laughed.
“Yeah you are...” He replied, smiling at her, “And to be honest, I'm starving too!”
Wow... April thought with a smile, Actually I'm not that surprised, since us Munches are almost always hungry!
“Well it's time to order the buffet!” Munch said as both he and April headed to the front counter.
After the order and lunch, April and Munch got back to work, April again feeling like she'd gained a few pounds, but she figured it was natural with a large food consumption.
Wonder if Munch had to get used to this... April thought, a hand placed over her stomach, Either that or... Or I really need to... To stop drinking so much soda, especially before my first bite or in the middle of my eating...
“You okay April?” Munch asked, looking at her and noticing her hand on her stomach.
“Yeah...” April said with a slight groan, “I'm fine... Just... Just overdid myself again.”
“Well that's what happens with all - well, almost all - female Munches... It happened with my sister once.”
“Y-You mean Nibble?” April asked, feeling a bit of discomfort, “Did she drink soda between bites, too?”
“Yeah, well...that happened to another female Munch.” Munch told her, “She had a sweet tooth just like you... But don't worry, it's natural for Munches to do that if they're just starting to eat a lot. And trust me, I've seen Munches like you, who wanted to become bigger just to look the part.”
“So I-I'll get used to it?” April asked, curious.
“Yeah you will...” Munch assured her with a smile, “It'll just take some time because you started late, and as a kid usually Munches are already used to eating a lot.”
“Wait how long will it take to become, well...like you?” April asked, tilting her head a bit in curiosity.
“Uh, I don't really know...” Munch said, rubbing the back of his neck before smiling. “But don't rush yourself!” He then said with a laugh.
“Yeah I kinda have a feeling that that's the cause.” April said, looking down at her stomach and rubbing it, “I should really slow down...” Munch laughed.
“You bet!” He said, nudging April's arm with his elbow, “You don't wanna hurt yourself!”
Suddenly they heard the sound of a baby crying and rushed towards the kitchen.

To be continued... :munch3:
Edited by Mr. Munch, Jun 29 2017, 09:09 PM.
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After reaching the kitchen, Munch and April both saw Helen holding Munch Jr. and cradling him in her arms in an effort to calm him down.
“I think he's hungry again.” Helen said, looking down worriedly at Munch and April's baby, “But I'm not so sure! Can you guys tell what's wrong?” Suddenly April's parental instincts kicked in and she got the feeling that their child was hungry.
“Uh, I dunno.” Munch said with a shrug, having no parental experience since this was his first child he's ever had, “You're a girl, don't you know this?” Helen huffed and rolled her eyes at Munch's unintentional stereotype.
“Munch, just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'll know what's wrong with someone else's baby!” She explained, “Besides, I'm not the parent! Shouldn't you know!?”
“Uh, sorry Helen, I just thought that...all girls would be able to tell what's wrong with a baby.” He said, blushing as he rubbed the back of his neck, feeling just a little embarrassed, “D-Didn't mean to offend you if I did.”
“It's okay Munch.” Helen said with a sigh, “You just didn't understand.”
“Well i-if you guys are done, uh...speaking, I-I just got the instinct that he's hungry.” April said, looking at the two.
“Wait, you did!?” Munch asked, staring at her wide-eyed in surprise.
“Yeah, I-I guess it's my...motherly instincts.” April said with a shrug as she rubbed the back of her neck, looking at the floor with just her eyes before she glanced back up at Munch.
“Oh, so only the mom gets those motherly instincts!” Munch said, giving a slight smile towards April, “Well what do we feed it? I don't think it has its first tooth yet.” As Helen handed April the baby, April shrugged.
“I-I guess we just...blend some pizza in a blender to where it's drinkable and...”
“Or, you can give it some baby formula!” Helen suggested with a smile towards April, “Baby formula can work to feed a child!”
“Baby formula?” Munch asked, giving Helen a confused look, “What is that? Formula made from babies?!” April giggled at this.
“No Munch.” Helen said with a smile as she rolled her eyes, “Baby formula is something you give babies in a bottle to feed them.”
“So it's not...made from babies?” Munch asked, the confused look still on his face, “It's made from...?”
“It's made from stuff a baby would need to grow.” Helen said with a smile, “You know, like all the right nutrients. Like when I was woken up by the little guy that first time I had to buy some and buy a bottle for him as well! Fortunately for you guys, I brought them with me.” She then pulled out a bottle and some formula from one of the racks that was actually styled like a bookshelf except there was nothing in the back for if something were to fall off one of the racks, and the rack shelf (let's just call it that for now), was placed right in front of the wall so nothing could fall back behind it since it was just plates and such.

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After Helen taught the new parents how to feed their son, she gave him to April.
“So remember what I taught you, okay?” Helen asked, smiling at the two.
“Wait how do you feed the baby again?” Munch asked, a confused look on his face. April couldn't help but giggle at this.
“Really Munch?” Helen asked with a giggle, “You already forgot-”
“Nah, I'm just joking...” Munch interrupted her with a smile and a giggle himself.
“Munch...” Both April and Helen said in unison, all of them bursting into laughter, the baby giving a happy squeal before continuing to drink from the bottle.
“Yeah you two would definitely make great parents...” Helen said with a loving smile towards their baby, “With both your guys' humor, and your love for each other and your son, you two will definitely make it.”
“Yeah I hope so...” Munch said, smiling down at his son before saying, “Auntie Helen is right, huh?”
“A-Auntie...Helen?” Helen thought with a slight blush, I-Is...that really what h-he called me...? Well, w-we are all like a family, so...
“Yeah she is.” April said, smiling at Munch then back down at their son, “Besides, due to us knowing what heartbreak feels like, we promised each other that we'd never break up, no matter what.”
“Not saying that it'll happen, but...what if he did break up with you?” Helen asked, looking at April. April looked up at Helen upon hearing this.
“I-I'd feel really heartbroken...” She then replied, looking down, “Munch and I have been through, well...everything together, and... And I really care about him. If I didn't have Munch in my life, I-I'd have no one to keep living for - well, except for maybe my friends - when life... W-When life gets me down... And there would be no one who could truly cheer me up like... Like he does...” Munch awww'd at this, beginning to blush as well as he snuggled into April.
“Yeah same here...” Munch told her, the two of them gazing into each other's eyes, “I-If you left, m-my world would fall apart, probably like yours would...”
“It would...” April admitted, feeling tears beginning to well up in her eyes, “You're the best thing that could happen to me... Well, actually the best thing that ever happened to me.”
“Awwww...” Helen cooed as she heard them, causing the two monsters to blush more, “That's sweet...”
“T-Thanks, Helen...” Munch said, feeling a lump beginning to form in his throat as he tried holding the tears back.
“You're welcome, guys.” Helen said, smiling at them before seeing that the baby was finished and had the hiccups, “But I'll take him from you, and you two lovebirds can get back to work.”
“Uh, o-okay...” Munch thought, watching as April happily handed her the baby, “Thanks again, Helen.”
“No problem, Munch!” Helen said with a smile as she held the baby.
“So...we'll see you...after work then...?” Munch asked her to be sure.
“After your big meal tonight.” Helen told him, still smiling, “Besides, I'll ask them to make it extra special since you guys are loving, caring, hardworking parents!”
E-Extra special?! April thought, surprised before a smile appeared on her face, Well in that case, I'm in! She patted her stomach as she thought the last part.
“Well thanks again, Helen.” Munch told Helen with a smile, “Heh, I guess we are hardworking and loving parents! Not to mention hungry at the end of the day!” He then laughed as he wrapped an arm around April's shoulder.
“You got that right...” Helen said, rolling her eyes with a smile, “Now go on and work.”
“Yes Ma'am!” Both Munch and April said happily as they saluted her, causing her to giggle.
They then headed off to go back to work.
I swear, Munch is gonna make a great daddy... Helen thought, smiling as she watched them head off, And April is definitely gonna make a great mommy, too.

To be continued... :munch3:
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After work that night, while Munch and April were cleaning up, they smelled lots of fresh pizza being made.
“I have a feeling that we're gonna have to remove our clothes and get some-”
“MUNCH!!!” April screamed at him, “Cut it with the jokes, alright?!”
“But... I just...” Munch began with a frown but April cut him off saying,
“I know you wanna be bigger than... Than, you know...” April began, but didn't know how to continue so instead she said, “I know you wanna be big enough to break a chair and, like you said, too big to reach your stupid plate so I could do the work, but CUT IT OUT!! It's not that funny, and though you made those jokes only once, I'm getting tired of them!”
“Well I didn't say that.” Munch said with a pout, “But I did say that I probably was gonna be that way!”
“Yeah, and to me, that's not very funny.” She thought, “And why do you have to be so childish and even say stuff like that, anyway?!”
“I just...” Munch began to try to explain but he just sighed, looking down. April rolled her eyes.
Besides, if he WAS that big, I'd be feeding him salad for a whole month until he could reach his plate again... She thought as Munch put his stuff away and walked to the party tables both slowly and sadly, hanging his head.
Well all they are are just harmless jokes... He thought, But maybe me being bigger to her is just...uglier... But I thought she liked me big a-and cuddly... That's why I never really wanted to change for her... And all I do is one harmless little joke, and it explodes into a big argument. Maybe I should just cut my jokes completely, and just... Just...not try to be funny... Like, at all.
As he reached the party tables, he remembered a certain song and it played in his head:
Think happy (happy)
Not grumpy
Not crabby
Think happy (happy)
'Cause happy thoughts are better!

O-Our song Think Happy... He thought, beginning to smile, Maybe I should do that and NOT let this whole argument get in my way!
As he sat down, April had just reached the party tables, and as she saw his smile, she thought, What's he smiling about?
Think happy, happy, not grumpy, not crabby~” Munch began to sing quietly so she could hear, “Think happy, 'cause happy thoughts are better~!” April tried to avoid not being mad at him still, but hearing him sing that and how she loved how he sang lead in that song made her happy. In fact, whenever Munch sang lead or had a solo part made her happy.
Think happy, happy, not grumpy, not crabby~” She sang quietly to herself, “Think happy, 'cause happy thoughts are-” She then stopped and glanced at Munch, who was now smirking at her.
“Oh, don't give me that look!” She growled as she sat down, now looking away from him, “You started this!” As she finished, she turned around in her seat and poked his chest.
Suddenly the smell of pizza wafted out from the kitchen and reached their noses, the two of them beginning to sniff in the delicious smells and scents of the meal that was coming, and to them was considered to be the best yet.
“You ready for a meal fit for a King and Queen!?” Munch asked her with a grin before sticking his tongue out and rubbed his hands together at the sight of their pizza being brought to them.
“Yeah I'm ready for that day when I force-feed you salad for a month...” She muttered, rolling her eyes and shaking her head.
“Presenting...the biggest - and very best - meal you guys have ever had!” Pasqually announced as he, along with some help from his friends, placed all the pizzas on the table in front of them, the pizzas ranging from having every single topping imaginable - except anchovies of course - on them to having two to three - heck, maybe even more - toppings on each individual pizza.
“Let's dig in!” Munch said, his tongue sticking out as he grabbed his first gooey, cheesy slice of pizza, which, surprisingly, had stuffed crust.
April grabbed a slice too, and both monsters began greedily devouring each individual pizza one by one.
After their giant meal, Munch and April were sitting back in their chairs, a hand on their now slightly distended stomachs as they licked everything off their faces with a smile.
“I'm so full I don't think I can move!” Munch said, smiling as he patted his stomach, “Besides, if I ate one more bite-”
“Who wants dessert~?!” Pasqually called happily, bringing out a chocolate chip cookie pizza.
“Ooh, did someone say dessert?” Munch asked, immediately sitting up and forgetting how full he was, a big smile across his face, “Count me in!”
“You sure you have enough room in there?” Pasqually asked with a giggle as he patted Munch's stomach.
“Since when do I not have room?” Munch asked, proudly patting his stomach, “We're talkin' 'bout emergency space here!” April nodded in agreement with a smile.
“Well okay!” Pasqually said with a smile and a shrug before setting the cookie pizza down.
After devouring the entire cookie pizza, Munch and April felt fuller than they've ever been and even felt really sleepy to prove it, licking the smears of chocolate off their faces as their eyes remained halfway closed. They weren't just full or stuffed; they were a bit overstuffed.
“Now I'm sleepy...” Munch said with a yawn as he sleepily rubbed his stomach, “But to be honest, I'm so stuffed I probably can't even move!” April nodded in agreement.
“Though everything was so delicious...” April thought, a dreamy smile on her face, “But if I ate another bite... I don't even wanna know.”
“If we did, the food would end up everywhere!” Munch told her with a laugh, “You know, 'cause like I say in the song Homework, ‘what's goin' in is gonna come ou-”
“Okay, yeah...” April said, feeling a bit grossed out, “Let's not go that far, just to avoid it happening - or coming out - early...” Munch chuckled.
“Okay...” He said, smiling.
And with that, after a few seconds of Munch singing Go to Sleep softly (like he did in the Super Jasper: Santa's Cookies skit), the two monsters were fast asleep.

To be continued... :munch3:
Edited by Mr. Munch, Jul 20 2017, 03:11 AM.
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how do you get away with stuff like this.
maybe you make it follow the rules.
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After about thirty minutes, they were awoken by their friends.
“Wakey-wakey...” Helen cooed, smiling at them, “Time to get up sleepyheads...”
Munch and April both stirred awake, their eyes fluttering open as they both yawned.
“What time is it...?” Munch asked sleepily as April nodded in agreement.
“Why, it's time to go home, silly!” Helen said with a giggle, “We didn't wanna wake you, but...we have to close up now.”
“I'm still” — Munch yawned — “sleepy...” He said in kind of a whiny voice, and without thinking due to sleepiness clouding his mind he asked, “Helen, can you please watch Jr. again...?”
“Oh Munch, you know I'd love to, but...” Seeing how sleepy Munch and April were, she quickly changed her mind, “Oh, alright... Just for tonight... You guys look like you need your sleep.”
“Thanks Helen...” Munch said with a yawn as he stood up, almost losing balance due to being sleepy but catching himself thanks to his reflexes.
“Did that wake you up?” Jasper asked with a chuckle.
“Yeah not really...” Munch said, feeling a few pounds heavier like April did.
“I just wanna get home and cuddle...” April said with a yawn, “I'm so sleepy...”
“Well that can happen when you're woken from a food coma.” Pasqually said, watching them begin to head off sleepily, he and the others on standby in case Munch or April lost balance due to being so sleepy.
Hopefully they'll be able to make it on their own... Jasper thought, seeing they were still very sleepy before snickering to himself, Heh, maybe their food comas will be my chance to get back at Munch for trying to lull me to sleep during that Super Jasper skit...
“Maybe - since we're all going home anyway - we can help them and make sure they get home safely...” Pasqually suggested as he looked at everyone except Munch and April, “Besides, they did eat a lot today.”
“Well if you weren't tryin' to fatten 'em-”
“Jasper...” Helen interrupted, “Be nice!”
“Well it's true!” Jasper said with a shrug, “At least to me...”
“Well I can't help that these two monsters love my cooking so much!” Pasqually argued, crossing his arms as they began heading home, “Besides, it's kinda nice to have monsters who appreciate your cooking and eat till they can't anymore. In fact, I think these two have really grown on me!” He then giggled.
“Yeah, sure they did...” Jasper said, rolling his eyes as Munch Jr. giggled, “Next thing ya know, they literally outgrow you, including their seats!” He then chuckled as Helen again scolded, “Jasper!”
“What?” Jasper asked with a shrug, “I was makin' a joke, and those guys can barely stay awake to even be offended!” Jasper nodded towards them as he mentioned them, and it turns out, he was right!
They were half awake and were leaning against someone for support.
“Besides Pasqually, aren't these guys big enough?” Jasper asked as Helen rolled her eyes and shook her head.
“Jasper, Helen's right.” Pasqually told him, “You should really be nice.”
“Well I'm just sayin'...” Jasper said with a shrug, “You sure are spoilin' 'em and feeding 'em a lot.”

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but how did you get away with this.
did you cut off the NSFRPZ (Not safe for retro pizza zone) parts?
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but how did you get away with this.
did you cut off the NSFRPZ (Not safe for retro pizza zone) parts?
Um, there was nothing meant to be NSFRPZ on here... :ermm: So no... I didn't cut out the “NSFRPZ parts”... :-/
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the baby part.
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After getting home, their friends opened the door for them, and they were a little more awake now after the walk home, feeling a little less full.
“Uh, thanks for the help guys...” Munch said, rubbing the back of his neck as he smiled nervously, “I really owe you guys.” April just nodded in agreement, a smile on her face.
“You're welcome!” Pasqually said with a smile. “And if you two don't mind, c'mon over to my house for breakfast.” He joked with a wink as Jasper rolled his eyes and shook his head.
“As good an offer as that seems, I think I'll have to pass!” Munch said with a laugh as he patted his stomach, “I think I had enough pizza to fill me up till lunch tomorrow!”
“Yeah me too.” April said with a nod in agreement, “Your pizza was so great though...” She had a somewhat lovestruck smile on her face as she thought about her and Munch's meal, the smile towards nothing - and no one - in particular.
“But thanks though.” Munch said, seeing April's expression on her face and laughing before wrapping an arm around April's shoulder and looking back at Pasqually.
“You're welcome!” Pasqually said with a giggle.
Oh boy... Jasper thought, rolling his eyes, Who knows what Pasqually's thinkin' with that laugh.
“Uh, bye-bye now...” Munch said as he began closing the door, “See ya guys tomorrow!”
“Bye!” Everyone else said with smiles before the door closed.
“Man, that was some night!” Munch said, walking over to the couch, “Now I'm” — he yawned — “I'm beat!”
“Yeah same here...” April said, heading for the couch as well as she rubbed her stomach, “But I wonder if we should lay off on the pizza a bit.”
“Why do you say that?” Munch asked as he sat on the couch, one arm resting behind his head as he rested his other hand on his stomach, glancing at April.
“Because, we need to take care of our adorable son, too!” April said, sitting on the couch next to Munch, “Munch Jr. needs attention too!”
“Speaking of Munch Jr., where is he?!” Munch asked, sitting up now, both hands on the couch as he looked around.
“He's with Helen.” April said, remembering the event that happened earlier after they were awoken from their food coma, “Remember? You were so sleepy you let Helen take him, remember?”
“Oh, right...” Munch said, facepalming before letting himself fall back into the couch, “We were so full of pizza, anyway, and we needed the sleep...” April nodded in agreement and rested her head on Munch's stomach, smiling as she snuggled into the soft, warm fur, Munch's stomach still feeling full after the meal due to it being not as soft as it was when he didn't eat a lot.
“'Night Munch...” April said with a yawn as her eyes fluttered closed.
“'Night” — Munch yawned — “April...”
Soon they fell asleep, smiles on both their faces.

To be continued... :munch3:
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