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A Rock Afire Christmas
Topic Started: Dec 13 2017, 11:20 AM (353 Views)
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“Merry Christmas everybody!”, Billy Bob said as he walked into Showbiz, which was looking appropriately decorated for the cheer of the Holidays. “Everybody ready for our Holiday Party?”


“Yeah!”, Mitzi chirped, handing Billy Bob a candy cane. The bear looked around and couldn’t help but smile after seeing everybody else so happy. Rolfe and Earl (both donning Ugly Christmas Sweaters), were perched on the edge of their stage, arguing whether Rolfe deserved to be on the nice list, Fatz was sitting at his keyboard singing carols, Beach Bear and Dook were having a fake snowball fight with the “snow” that was strewn about the store, and Looney Bird was programming the lights to spell, “MERRY CHRISTMAS”. Everything, Billy Bob decided, was going to be OK.


“Rolfe!”, Earl shouted suddenly, causing everyone to stop and look over at them. Fatz dropped his hands onto the keys, creating a loud CLANG! “Are you for real?”, he shouted.

“Is there a problem, boys?”, Fatz asked, getting up from behind his keyboard and adjusting the elf ears he was wearing. Crossing the stage quickly, he soon joined the band, which had gathered around Rolfe.

“Nope, no problem here”, Rolfe said quickly, trying to quell the situation. “Go back to having fun boys...and Mitzi”, he added. Nobody bought it, so Rolfe began to sing loudly off key, “On the fir…”

He was promptly cut off by Earl, who croaked, “Well, this dumb geek”, he gestured to Rolfe, “Doesn’t believe in Santa Claus!”

There was an audible gasp from the rest of the band. Beach Bear gave a dramatic swoon and pretended to faint, Mitzi dropped her candy canes, Dook shouted, “Whaaaat?”, and this time, Fatz didn’t critize, Billy Bob just looked confused at Rolfe, and Looney Bird began to scream like someone had died.

“Really, Rolfe?”, Mitzi asked, recovering the dropped candy canes. “I mean, everybody believes in Santa!”

“Well not Rolfe Demanacuse DeWolfe!”, Rolfe said proudly. “And yes, that IS my middle name”, he added, noticing the band looking confused.

“Nobody cares”, Earl growled.

“Well, party over”, Dook said. He walked over and unplugged all the lights, plunging Showbiz into darkness. “G’night”, he said, turning to leave.

“Just a minute!”, Fatz snapped, grabbing Dook’s shirt collar. “Now look Rolfe”, he said, turning towards Rolfe, “Can’t ya just have a good time with us, even if ya don’t believe in Santa?”

“No!”, Rolfe pouted. “I won’t!” he snapped and got up, and left without another word. Everybody stared after him, mouths agape.

“Does this mean the party’s over?”, Mitzi asked sadly.

“Of course not!”, Billy Bob said. “What we’ve gotta do is find a way to get Rolfe to believe in Santa!”

“And just how do we expect to do that?”, Beach Bear asked, walking over with a handful of cookies. The band nodded their agreements and began to ponder.

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Nice! I like it!
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Good story! ^_^
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I like it!
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“We could try hypnotising Rolfe!”, Mitzi chimed. “ I saw it on TV once!”

“Nah. He’s too stubborn”, Fatz grumbled. “What we should do is beat him into believing in Santa. Worked for me when I was twelve”

“I don’t like violence”, Billy Bob said, shaking his head. “And besides Fatz, it’s Christmas! No beatings around Christmas!”

“Ooh! We could take him to th’ mall to meet Santa! That’s a great idea!”, Dook said, trying to be useful.

“I second that!”, Mitzi said brightly, excited by the idea of the mall. “In fact, let’s go now!”, she added. Everybody began to sweat, seeing as this was probably the best option.

“Or…”, Looney Bird croaked, “we could bring Santa to Showbiz!”

“Oh yeah!”, Fatz said sacrastically, “Let’s go dig one of our Santa clones outta storage!”, he said, nearly hysterical. He expected the band to join him laughing, but instead, they all looked at one another, formulating an idea. “What?”, Fatz asked.

“Actually, we do have a Santa clone…”, Looney Bird said wisely. “Remember? When we Dooked the Halls and Has a Merry?”
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It took a second, but Fatz finally realized the full meaning of Looney’s statement. “No!”, he said, “No way! We are not digging that ugly thing out of storage! And besides, Rolfe would see through it immediately!”

“No he wouldn’t”, Beach Bear said. “‘Cause he’s never seen our Santa bot!”

“That’s right!”, Billy Bob said. “The only reason we have Santa is ‘cause Rolfe wasn’t around to see it!”

Giving in to the inevitability of the fact, Fatz resigned himself to reusing Klunk/Santa. “Alright, fine. But this is the last time he ever makes an appearance ever!”
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Nice update
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Please continue! :D
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About 2 hours later, the bare Uncle Klunk animatronic was sitting on Rolfe’s usual spot on stage. Although nobody was truly happy to see it, they all kept to themselves, except for Fatz. “I still can’t even look at that thing!”, he griped. “Two years since we used it last, and it’s still ugly!”

“Dude, you’re starting to sound like Earl about Rolfe!”, Beach Bear groaned as he set down the box of Santa cosmetics. “I mean this in the most respectful way, but shut up”

“Ooh! Nice one!”, Dook said, leaning over for a high-five.

“OK guys, while you set up in here, I’ll go bring Rolfe back”, Billy Bob said. “I’ll call when we’re on the way, so I want everything up by then”

“Wait!”, Mitzi said, causing Billy Bob to stop. “Rolfe would probably realize we’re up to something if you call”, she said, causing Billy Bob to rub his chin thoughtfully. “Maybe we could use a code!”

“Code!”, Looney Bird crooned, “Long, tedious, binary code!” he said, swaying like a teenager in love.

“Not that kind of code Looney Bird”, Billy Bob said. “Mitzi’s right, though. Rolfe’s gonna see right through this if I said we’re headed to Showbiz!”

“Yeah….wait, are you implying Rolfe’s smart?”, Fatz asked.

Ignoring Fatz, Dook said, “How ‘bout you say we’re gettin’ donuts?”

“Perfect!”, Billy Bob said, nearly giddy with excitement. “The code word will be “You guys want some donuts too?”

Seeing as there were no objections, not even from Fatz, Billy Bob headed out to find Rolfe. As everybody else got back to work, Beach Bear just stood, frozen in his place as if made of ice. “What?”, Dook asked him as he walked past.

“Are we really gettin’ donuts?”, Beach Bear asked. Everybody looked at him, but one look at Beach’s smirk told everyone he was just kidding, and everyone shared a forced, quiet chuckle.

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Nice update!
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Aright, so because I celebrate Christmas again on the 7th, this story WILL BE FINISHED by then!
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You celebrated Christmas again on the 7th? :-/ Sorry I haven't been very active, just was into other fandoms as well. :) But I'm still alive! :munch3: Also I'm guessing since this wasn't updated on the 7th you're going to continue this next December, right? :cecwink:
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