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| So, some dude brought a heat gun to Billy Bob's Wonderland...; Clearly this is fiction and a big joke I don't know why I'm writing this even. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 29 2018, 08:17 AM (124 Views) | |
| sonichacker | May 29 2018, 08:17 AM Post #1 |
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So, even though I live in England I was able to some how get to Billy Bob's Wonderland on a casual day. A quarter of the arcade was broken and the show was horrific, Beach Bear didn't move and had the walk around on his mech so he was just being creepy, Dooks neck was snapped, and Mitzi was just dead, her soul tried to escape through the eye holes. So while I was analyzing the show, a big cartoonish hillbilly comes in with a heatgun which is powered by a car battery, he had the car battery in one hand and the head gun in the other. As he moved around the store skipping like a some kind of female dancer, he approached the show and attached the crocodile cables from the car battery to the heat gun. His first target was the billy bob, making his mask melt into a pile of goo, then Mitzi, but her mask just fell off before, oh yeah I didn't mention that when the dude walked in the shake of the store from the door being opened turned Mitzis and Rolfes masks into goo, also Earls neck snapped, He got to fatz, but left his mask in a sorta stable shape, but everything was dripping. For some reason he skipped Beach Bear. For Dook he jumped on stage and ripped off his nose, and turned earl into just a pile of fur... and melted latex ANYWAY CONTINUING WITH THIS DUMB THINGO Two years later... BBWL didn't do anything and just left the show to run. Mitzi fell on stage and Both of Dooks arms fell off. BBWL don't care they have to pay their $50,000 dollars worth of dept to the goverment. |
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| PizzaCade and the CyberStars | May 29 2018, 09:49 PM Post #2 |
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This is surely the land of confusion.
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(When I read the words, "Heat Gun," it reminded me of that deleted scene from Back to the Future were Marty is using the hair dryer as a, "heat ray.") https://youtu.be/BaYADHcpdng |
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| sonichacker | May 30 2018, 07:37 AM Post #3 |
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The heat gun was basically a suped up hair dryer, with it being connected to a car battery and all |
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