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Current Admins
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Matt The Franchize / Matt
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Nace / Brandon
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RetroGirl / Cindy


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Current Moderators
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CavitySam / Andrea
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Rockafirecheese / Jacob
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80sgirl / Stacy
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avengerchucke / Jack (T)
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CECWestCoast / Isaiah (T)
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Current Number of Members
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Admins – 4
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Moderators – 5
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Members – 871
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Please give a special thanks to our TESTERS for helping us set up the forums, and find any issues we had to fix! Without them we wouldn’t have this open for you!
Thanks to our special helper on this large scale project, whom of which without their help, this wouldn't be possible!
And of course, THANKS TO EVERYONE!!

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We would like to extend a very big Congratulations to our 2 newest mods, Jack and Isaiah!

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10/10/14
The GRAND "RE"-Opening of the forum is TODAY!! October 10th! This new and inviting atmosphere was recreated with a cool new look for all users, past/present/future to touch back with their old roots!! Hope you like it here, at the RETRO PIZZA ZONE!!

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2/8/15
There's always new things happening on the forums, and y'all are helping it bloom faster than a flower in Spring! Don't forget to check out your favorite topics, and continue the conversations!

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--/--/15
WE HAD A BLAST setting this up for you all! On the center scroller, you see us thanking everyone on the staff team, but we should be thanking you! THE FANS! You inspired us to touch back to our roots, with a LARGER "play area", with more to talk about, more to do, and more people to see! We surely hope you enjoy it here, and even share about this new era!

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8/8/15
As we aim to make your experience more enjoyable, we're always trying out new things!! In the near future, there MIGHT be some new things coming to light, as we help to make this place what it should be! As well, I'm marking this day as the day some updates happened!! XD The Member scroller has been updated, and things are in the works!!

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4/1/16
THIS IS MY FORUM, AND I'M TAKING OVER, WITH AS MUCH CHEESE AS I WANT!! I HOPE Y'ALL ENJOY YOUR STAY, HERE ON MY FORUM!!! CHEESE!! CHEESE!! CHEESE!!

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4/1/16
We got the forums back, and it's been a very eventful day!! We think Rick needs a bit of a break though, and during that time, be sure to check out the new theme!!

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2/23/17
Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to announce that we've updated a few things! Feel free to extend a congratulations to our new mods, and continue to have fun!

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So, some dude brought a heat gun to Billy Bob's Wonderland...; Clearly this is fiction and a big joke I don't know why I'm writing this even.
Topic Started: May 29 2018, 08:17 AM (124 Views)
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So, even though I live in England I was able to some how get to Billy Bob's Wonderland on a casual day.

A quarter of the arcade was broken and the show was horrific, Beach Bear didn't move and had the walk around on his mech so he was just being creepy, Dooks neck was snapped, and Mitzi was just dead, her soul tried to escape through the eye holes.

So while I was analyzing the show, a big cartoonish hillbilly comes in with a heatgun which is powered by a car battery, he had the car battery in one hand and the head gun in the other. As he moved around the store skipping like a some kind of female dancer, he approached the show and attached the crocodile cables from the car battery to the heat gun.

His first target was the billy bob, making his mask melt into a pile of goo, then Mitzi, but her mask just fell off before, oh yeah I didn't mention that when the dude walked in the shake of the store from the door being opened turned Mitzis and Rolfes masks into goo, also Earls neck snapped, He got to fatz, but left his mask in a sorta stable shape, but everything was dripping. For some reason he skipped Beach Bear.

For Dook he jumped on stage and ripped off his nose, and turned earl into just a pile of fur... and melted latex

ANYWAY CONTINUING WITH THIS DUMB THINGO

Two years later...

BBWL didn't do anything and just left the show to run. Mitzi fell on stage and Both of Dooks arms fell off.
BBWL don't care they have to pay their $50,000 dollars worth of dept to the goverment.
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PizzaCade and the CyberStars
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This is surely the land of confusion.
(When I read the words, "Heat Gun," it reminded me of that deleted scene from Back to the Future were Marty is using the hair dryer as a, "heat ray.") https://youtu.be/BaYADHcpdng
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PizzaCade and the CyberStars
May 29 2018, 09:49 PM
(When I read the words, "Heat Gun," it reminded me of that deleted scene from Back to the Future were Marty is using the hair dryer as a, "heat ray.") https://youtu.be/BaYADHcpdng
The heat gun was basically a suped up hair dryer, with it being connected to a car battery and all
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