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aridchef
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An admirable effort indeed! However, it is a well-known fact that zombies have no need for internal organs (being powered by magic.) So, how are we to know that you have not simply hollowed out your chest cavity and concealed a chicken inside? I find this all highly suspicious.

Now, it also a well-known fact that zombies lack fine motor control, and an appreciation for quality entertainment. I will thus demonstrate both, with a splendidly executed Vulcan Salute. Clearly, a zombie could not manage such a difficult gesture, and would most likely identify more strongly with the Borg that the Vulcans. Ergo, I am not a zombie.
Edited by aridchef, Feb 18 2013, 07:11 AM.
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