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| Cleorara | Apr 9 2013, 12:54 AM Post #1 |
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Em.. I have to tell some jokes in class tomorrow as a assignment and i want to try and do some funny ones... I'm going to post a few, please tell me what you think... (They said it has to be school appropriate and we can do blonde jokes. Heres the first one --blond joke, im blond too so no offense if I upset you...) A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." |
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| Kyokuku | Apr 13 2013, 02:50 AM Post #26 |
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Theres no room for optimism in my position... If I tried seeing the glass half full I'd just be lying to myself. |
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| Baruru | Apr 13 2013, 03:06 AM Post #27 |
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... you're like a constant downer huh? OOC
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| Bububu! don't take it personally~ | |
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| Kyokuku | Apr 13 2013, 03:09 AM Post #28 |
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You could say that... (( Charlie the unicorn? )) |
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| Baruru | Apr 13 2013, 03:11 AM Post #29 |
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bubu, you need some lightening up! ((yes xD)) |
| Bububu! don't take it personally~ | |
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| Kyokuku | Apr 13 2013, 03:12 AM Post #30 |
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I'll lighten up when I'm no longer considered a menace to society. |
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| Baruru | Apr 13 2013, 03:16 AM Post #31 |
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.... since when did THAT happen...? |
| Bububu! don't take it personally~ | |
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| Kyokuku | Apr 13 2013, 03:16 AM Post #32 |
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N-Nevermind... I don't want to talk about it.
Edited by Kyokuku, Apr 13 2013, 03:17 AM.
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| Tsububu | Apr 13 2013, 03:31 AM Post #33 |
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Neheh. She says it like its a bad thing. Menace to society. Hah. Society has better things to do that go around labeling 'menaces'. |
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| Cleorara | Apr 13 2013, 12:46 PM Post #34 |
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((Whats charlie the unicorn?)) Everyone's hypocrites, and while I dislike hypocricy I have to keep in mind that I'm one too. It doesn't even have to be a big deal. You could go on a rant and tell someone else that lying is bad and then later you'll probably tell one yourself. There's not really anything you can do about it - you'd have to be impeccable to not be a hypocrite, and nobody's perfect. ^_^ |
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| Kyokuku | Apr 13 2013, 01:12 PM Post #35 |
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Nope. Society has nothing better to do. All they care about is being exactly like everyone else and finding scapegoats, ignoring the real problems like corrupt politicians, a flawed legal system and an extremely large gap n the distribution of weath that leave many starving on the streets while rich families live in luxury and rarely work a day in their lives. |
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| Cleorara | Apr 13 2013, 02:52 PM Post #36 |
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...i duno how hypocricy has to do with political-societyish stuff but sure. i guess. i duno.. |
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| Tsububu | Apr 13 2013, 04:41 PM Post #37 |
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Not everyone is a hypocrite; someone who believes one thing but does another. Some people know what they want and they just go for it without a second thought. Thus making them not hypocrites, Cleo. But politicians will promise people everything under the sun to get you to vote for them; when they get elected they don't do jack squat. So they are hypocrites. Edited by Tsububu, Apr 13 2013, 04:43 PM.
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| Baruru | Apr 14 2013, 01:24 AM Post #38 |
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((Charlie the Unicorn is a short series on youtube of a male unicorn named charlie who is constantly almost killed by [male or female? no one knows for sure] a pink and blue unicorn. XD it's kinda hard to explain.... but they're one of SecretAgentBob's many projects XD)) |
| Bububu! don't take it personally~ | |
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| Calili/226 | Apr 14 2013, 04:50 AM Post #39 |
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oh... okay~.... ill look at it later. maybe. |
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| Umimi | May 24 2013, 09:19 PM Post #40 |
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Ehh... I thought this here was a joke thread... Oh I got a good one! Umimi's Actions Why wouldn't the lobster share? Because... Umimi's actions Answer + More of Umimi's Actions
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| At least people can't ask if I'm right-handed. Heheh. | |
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| Itacici | May 24 2013, 09:20 PM Post #41 |
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Eheh. I thought it was going to be; because Nu-su ate it! Itacici's actions
Edited by Itacici, May 24 2013, 09:20 PM.
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| Bananu | May 24 2013, 09:23 PM Post #42 |
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Cleo: snicker xD |
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| Umimi | May 25 2013, 09:27 PM Post #43 |
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Umimi's Actions I have another. What is black and white and goes: "oooooooooooooooo?" Answer Edited by Umimi, May 25 2013, 09:28 PM.
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| At least people can't ask if I'm right-handed. Heheh. | |
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| Kyokuku | May 25 2013, 11:33 PM Post #44 |
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Nu-su: Did somebody say lobster? :D |
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| Umimi | May 26 2013, 07:15 PM Post #45 |
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Uhm... Yes. :3 |
| At least people can't ask if I'm right-handed. Heheh. | |
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| Kyokuku | May 26 2013, 07:48 PM Post #46 |
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Nu-su: -gets a fork and a knife- where'd the critter go, Hahahah! |
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