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The whatsit-whosit; The telephone call.
Topic Started: Mar 4 2013, 11:05 PM (33 Views)
Chris
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This actually happened, if it is too naughty I am sure the moderator can delete it..............


The telephone call



Receptionist: Vets office



Me: I have a problem here , but you have to promise me that you won’t laugh, because if you laugh I will lose it.



Receptionist: Oh I wouldn’t laugh .



Me : well I have this male duck, and well you know sometimes after mating , it takes some time for his penis to retract. But he hasn’t been mating with anyone, and it is dragging in the snow, and I am afraid it will freeze and drop off.



Receptionist: ( I hear her giggling) Er….. have you been in the office before?



Me: Oh yes you have tended my cat, the rabbit too.



Receptionist: Oh yes well Mrs .-------- Let me see if one of the vets can talk to you.



Doctor, Ummm Mrs.------- I understand you have a duck with his whatsit-whosit hanging out.



Me : yes and its cold out there.



Doctor: well yes and it could freeze and drop off.



Son in the background “ he has a prolapsed pecker!”



Me : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha gasp hahahahahahahahahahaha I lost it.



Doctor : He has a prolapsed whatsit-whosit



More laughter.



Dr . What you have to do is manipulate it back into his body.



Me: MANIPULATE?



Me : one minute while I let you tell my son how to MANIPULATE it.
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Petra
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Goodness me, take it to the vet, let him do it lol.
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