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| The whatsit-whosit; The telephone call. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 4 2013, 11:05 PM (33 Views) | |
| Chris | Mar 4 2013, 11:05 PM Post #1 |
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This actually happened, if it is too naughty I am sure the moderator can delete it.............. The telephone call Receptionist: Vets office Me: I have a problem here , but you have to promise me that you won’t laugh, because if you laugh I will lose it. Receptionist: Oh I wouldn’t laugh . Me : well I have this male duck, and well you know sometimes after mating , it takes some time for his penis to retract. But he hasn’t been mating with anyone, and it is dragging in the snow, and I am afraid it will freeze and drop off. Receptionist: ( I hear her giggling) Er….. have you been in the office before? Me: Oh yes you have tended my cat, the rabbit too. Receptionist: Oh yes well Mrs .-------- Let me see if one of the vets can talk to you. Doctor, Ummm Mrs.------- I understand you have a duck with his whatsit-whosit hanging out. Me : yes and its cold out there. Doctor: well yes and it could freeze and drop off. Son in the background “ he has a prolapsed pecker!” Me : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha gasp hahahahahahahahahahaha I lost it. Doctor : He has a prolapsed whatsit-whosit More laughter. Dr . What you have to do is manipulate it back into his body. Me: MANIPULATE? Me : one minute while I let you tell my son how to MANIPULATE it. |
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| Petra | Mar 5 2013, 03:31 PM Post #2 |
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Goodness me, take it to the vet, let him do it lol. |
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