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| Champ | Oct 21 2015, 03:04 AM Post #1 |
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THE EVOLUTION OF CHAMP WRESTLING KEEPS GROWING AS PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD TUNE INTO WATCH EPIC SHOWS THAT CW PRODUCE. WE LAID THE FOUNDATION...WE SET THE TONE.... NOW CHAMP WRESTLING HAS ITS OWN....... LEGACY ![]() Live from Alliston, Ontario, Canada The fifth show of Champ Wrestling now known as LEGACY is about to start as the Alliston fans are pumped for what is sure to be an epic night. The camera surveys around the arena, picking up some of the memorable signs. "THIS IS OUR LEGACY..YEAHHH" "Tim Hortons>>>Dunkin Donuts(Sorry Dunk)” "WHY IS ARTEMIS A REFEREE WHEN SHE SHOULD BE WRESTLING??(I think we all know by now who's holding these signs) "MAXIMUS=ULTIMATE ASS” "I WANNA STAR IN A R RATED MOVIE WITH JUSTIN PALER AND JAMES CHILD” Elizabeth Swift : Welcome everyone to CW PRESENTS LEGACY. That's right, Jay Champ has finally changed the name of the main show. Aren't you happy James? James Child : Legacy? What kind of crappy show name is that? Jay couldn't name our main show something better? Legacy is such a lame name Elizabeth Swift : Oh really? And what would you have named the show? James Child: The James Child Show of course! Elizabeth Swift : You're unbelievable James. Anyway tonight we have a jam packed show for you. We have a Siren Tag-team match between Juanita Guerrero and The Model versus November Reigns and CW Sirens Champion Whittney Brice with Artemis as a special guest referee. James Child: Usually I don't give a damn about what those whiny smarks fanboying Artemis has to say, but why is Artemis booked as a special guest referee? Elizabeth Swift: Questioning Jay Champ's booking? Well that's a paddling. We also have Joey Icon versus one half of the CW tag-team champions Shinsuke Yakamato, Paul Wilson versus Evan Fong and our main event CW Universe Champion Maximus versus Riley Grace James Child: In a non title match Elizabeth Swift: I was just about to say that James Child: Just making sure you and the fans remember that it's a non title match. Not that it matters anyway even if it was a title match because Maximus will beat the Loony Bin Reject tonight. .Elizabeth Swift: Whatever you say JC. But first we're starting off wi- “FROM THE SHADOWS....HE SHALL APPEAR...” The enigma known as Shadows appears out of the curtains as the Canadian crowd showers the masked superstar with boos. Shadows doesn't care as he walks slowly to the ring, taking his sweet little time. Elizabeth Swift: Tonight, Shadows will have his first match in CW against the Jamaican hoss Merther to kick off the show James Child: Jay could have made Shadows face any jobber in the back, but instead he chose Merther as Shadows' first opponent. This is like a main event match and it's our first match of the show? Where's Steve Corman when you need him?! Shadows finally enters the ring and snatches the microphone from Marshall Brown. He then takes a second and soaks in all of the jeers from the fans before speaking Shadows: In case you don't know who I am....my name is SHADOWS. I'm the Judge, Jury, Executioner and the Undertaker of the guilty. I'm the Second City Animal, The Fallen Hero and the Dark Soldier. I'M JUSTICE. You see this world..this cruel world...is full of sinners. You're all sinners but yet you're all claim to be such perfect beings with no flaws. You people make me SICK. You people think you can get away from your past crimes? That nobody will let you held accountable for your wrong doings? THINK AGAIN! People want to know the reasoning on why I have such vendetta towards your hero Jesse Owusu. Someone who I never had an interaction with even when him and I were in the same fed and in opposite stables that were feuding with one another. To tell you the truth Jesse...I should have disposed you earlier when were in the same fed which is SCW...but your pal Eric Herrera told me not to. Thank him for that. You really want to know why I want to end your career..why I crave the destruction of Mr. Young Life, Canada's Favorite Son?? Here's one...I don't like you. I simply don't like you. That's all there to it. You represent everything wrong with the world and yet the people here worship you as if you're some kind of God! It seems that people has forgotten all of the wrongful you did in your wrestling career. You backstab teammates in their back and front. You treated your own wife as shit back when she was just your manager. You was given the CWA World Heavyweight Championship without earning it and you've ditched all of your so called friend and family as shit. Hell you barely even recognize Prince Adjei as your brother. And yet people still worship you and has "forgiven" you for your sins. Well Jesse...all of your confessions and forgiveness aren't going to cut it with me. You may have fooled everyone that you've "changed" and you're the same Jesse Owusu as before, but you're still the same conniving, fame hungry, egotistical, selfish SOB and sooner or later, people will realize that. Hell, the first thing you did in the very first episode of CW is demand to be in the main event! Yeah, it seems that everyone forgot about that. The point is..there's a reason why you never won a World championship before..key word "won", not "given", and that's because you don't deserve it...you never did. That's your destiny....I'm your Fate The crowd chants, "MERTHERRR" as the Jamaican Hoss known as Merther comes out of the curtains with determination. He marches down to the ring while eyeing down Shadows. Shadows is unfazed by the sudden appearance of Merther as he drops the microphone and kicks it out of the ring Elizabeth Swift:It seems that Shadows has forgotten who his opponent is during his long rant. James, since you know Jesse Owusu so much...is everything Shadows is saying is the truth??. James Child: People always ask me why I hate Jesse Owusu so much. Well as someone who knew Jesse for eight years....Shadows just answered that question for you all. That's all I need to say Match One: Merther vs Shadows Not only is this Shadows' first match in CW, but this also happens to be his first wrestling match in two years(The last time he wrestled was at Crusade...this will be the last time I ever mention that fed here....). However the masked Anti Hero showed no signs of rustiness. Also Merther was on his A-game and continued to being a dominant force. These two wrestlers provided a great back and forth match and honestly this match should have been a main event match because of how great it is! In the end, Merther reversed Shadows' jumping cutter attempt and hit him with the bone crushing spear. Merther signals for his finisher as the crowd chants his name. Suddenly, we hear a deep voice chanting Merther's name loudly. Merther turns around to see Juan Guerrero in the titantron mocking Merther. The confused Merther was distracted enough for Shadows to recuperate and executes Merther with the Shadows' Justice(RKO) for the one, two and three. Spoiler: click to toggle Elizabeth Swift: Shadows won his very first match in CW in an epic match against Merther. But of course we can't ignore the fact that Juan Guerrero distracted Merther in the end and cost Merther the victory. It's obvious Juan Guerrero is calling out Merther and by now Merther got to be frustrated with Rey Miedo. James Child: I didn't know chanting someone name in a deep voice can distract them long enough to cost them the match. I should do that during Jesse Owusu. Speaking of the Fake God, did you know this is the first Champ Wrestling show or should I say Legacy that Jesse Owusu is not in? He didnt even wrestled in Combat! Thank the Heavens Elizabeth Swift: Jay Champ decided it would be best for Jesse to have a day off and rest at home after a series of injuries he suffered during both the CW Universe Championship and the SCW Grandslam Heavyweight Tournament James Child: In which he lost in round one... James Child:: Added the fact that Shadows gave him two concussions already. Jesse's health is an issue and something we all need to reconsider James Child: Jesse needs to hang up the boots. If he loves this business so much, he can still do other things regarding it. I mean, he can be a commentator like me! Then again I bet he'd be a terrible commentator Elizabeth Swift:Just like you... James Child:What did you say?! Elizabeth Swift: Oh nothing.... ............ We cut to the CW Owner office where we see Jay Champ talking on the phone behind his desk. Suddenly, CW Universe Champion Maximus burst out of the door angrily. Jay looks at the champ with annoyance Jay Champ(on the phone): I gotta go Jess..take care buddy and rest man(hangs up): Can I help you champ? Maximus: Yes..in fact you can Champ. Why are you giving Jesse Owusu night off instead of your CW Universe Champion?! Jesse is not the only one that wrestled in the SCW Grandslam Tournament! I deserve a break after what I went through. Matter of fact, why am I wrestling Riley Grace?! In case you've forgotten, but that American Idiot and his stupid British brute of a friend ruined MY championship celebration! If anything, I should be given the night off and Riley should be punished for ruining my moment! Jay Champ: First of all, if you want to come to my office and make demands, you should knock the damn door before entering. Second of all, I talked to the CW doctors and looked at your medical evaluation and you're fit to compete. Third of all..you're the CW Universe champion! The main show without the main attraction and the face of the company which is you is not a show at all! Let's not forget I granted you a night off on the last show and even gave you the championship celebration that you requested. Last but not least, it's not like you're facing Riley Grace for the CW Universe Championship. Relax, it's just a non-title match. Oh shit, I just realize something. Next week is the anniversary of CW where all of the championships is on the line. One year later, and CW is still alive! And since I haven't decided on who should be your opponent, how about this... (Pause for dramatic effect) If Riley Grace defeat you tonight in the main event, he will earn an opportunity to face you for the CW Universe Championship in the CW Anniversary Show! Maximus: WHAT?! You can't do that!! Jay Champ: Yes I can! Now get out of my office or else I strip you off that shiny gold on your shoulder...oh and good luck "champ" COMMERCIAL BREAK .................... |
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| Champ | Nov 6 2015, 02:45 AM Post #2 |
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A replay of Dunk versus Keith Wiseau on Combat Episode 4 was shown Spoiler: click to toggle We cut to backstage where we see Dunk and his girlfriend Penny Squire reliving that horrible event in frustration at their lockeroom Dunk: How dare that scoundrel attack me from behind after my match? This is blasphemy! Not only did he attacked me...he stole my Dunkachinno drink! I paid five Canadian dollar bill for that and that was the only Canadian dollar bill I had mind you Penny Squire: Wait..what happened to all of our Canadian money that Jay Champ gave us???? Dunk: I spent it all on $500 dollars Canada Goose jacket. Man this jacket is super comfy. I look like an Eskimo! But don't worry, Jay will give us more monopoly money once I wrestle more matches and stuff. Anyway, that's besides the point Penny. There's one thing I love more than your boobs and that's the Dunkachinno! Penny Squire: HEY! Dunk: I'm just being honest ???: You know, you should dump this loser of a boyfriend and get with Mr. Wrestling The couple looks at the entrance door to see, "Mr. Wrestling" Jacob Storm still drinking Dunk's Dunkachinno that he stole. Penny hides behind Dunk while his man bravely gets to a fighting stance. Jacob's calm and relaxed demeanor doesn't change as he puts his hands up in defense Jacob Storm: Whoa chill dude. I'm not looking for a fight. Especially not here. Dunk: I still want to fight you for my Dunkacchinno buddy! Jacob Storm: Really? See, people like you make me sick. You don't take this wrestling business serious. You're a joke Dunk, just like your best friend Ryan Lewis and it sickens me how jokes like you takes spot from real wrestlers like moi. That's me for french by the way. I traveled all over the world, honing my craft as a wrestler. Matter of fact, I'm practically a Godfather of Wrestling, not just a veteran and it's my mission to take down losers that don't deserve to be in the wrestling ring....starting with you. Dunk: Is that so? Well I may not be the best wrestler in the world or even in this fed, but I belong here. So how about this....fight me in a match. Next Combat or next Legacy show. Hell we can do it tonight...just fight me. I want my revenge Jacob Storm: Hah not a chance. I will face you in a match, but only on my terms. Until then, peace out...you're on notice Dunk...what kind of name is Dunk anyway?! Dunk: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS JACOB STORM? Jacob just laughs at Dunk face before exiting the lockerroom. Dunk is steaming in anger as Penny tries to calm him down Elizabeth Swift: Interesting confrontation between Dunk and Jacob Storm. Thoughts James? James Child: Well I'm no so sure about Jacob Storm being Mr. Wrestling. The way I see it, there's only one Mr. Wrestling and that's yours truly. However, if he wants to take down jokes like Dunk, well I'm all for it and supporting his crusade Elizabeth Swift: Well I figure you would say that. Anyway, coming up next is Sirens action as Lucretia Rain faces Astra James Child: We still don't know much about Lucretia other than the fact that she got balls interrupting Whittney Brice in her interview the last show. I respect that. Looking forward to seeing more of her Astra is already in the ring and gets a solid pop from the fans when Marshall Brown introduces her. "Blank Space" plays as Lucretia Rain comes out with an unknown redhead wearing steampunk goggles accompany her. Lucretia has a microphone on her hand as she opens her mouth to speak Lucretia Rain: On my debut, I took down Joseph King's female protege which I can't be arse enuff to remember her name. And now in my second match here in CW, I'm put against Astra aka this company resident female jobber, a lass that can't wrestle her way out of a wet paper bag. Hell with that I say. I came here in CW to make an impact in the Sirens division and I want better competition. I want to prove myself without a shadow of a doubt that I should be the next challenger for Whittney Brice's championship and let's be honest, beating Astra in a squash match isn't going to prove anything. So with that being said, no Astra, I won't be facing you tonight The crowd boos as Astra seems offended by Rain's comment. Lucretia Rain holds her hands up, trying to silence the crowd. Lucretia Rain: Haud yer wheesht! I said I won't be facing you Astra, but I did find you an opponent. Lads and lasses, meet Alisa McGrath. Some of you might have recognized her in PWR and their developmental fed TPG. Well like me, she's tired of being taking advantage by society and now she wants to make a name for herself. Alisa, say something to these people Alisa McGrath: I will do most of the talking in the ring while I dismantle this pretty lil lass over 'ere. I do want to say that Alisa McGrath you seen at PWR..well she's dead and gone. I'm reborn as the Celtic Dragon and I've an axe to grind! Alisa gives the mic to Lucretia Rain. Rain whispers something to Alisa before pointing at the ring. Alisa slides inside of the ring and finally the match is underway Match Two: Alisa McGrath vs. Astra Alisa displayed her technical/mat wrestling effectively and Astra was definitely unprepared to face someone like Alisa. Alisa kept applying submissions after submissions, targeting Astra's right shoulder which is actually the same shoulder Astra injured during her match against Artemis in Combat episode 3. Finally Alisa applies her finisher An Axe To Grind(Dis Arm Her submission) and Astra couldnt take it anymore, so she taps Spoiler: click to toggle Even though the bell rang, Alisa McGrath still held on to the submission hold despite the referee protest as Lucretia Rain from ringside watches stoically. Suddenly we hear a loud popping noise and Astra's blood curdling scream. The crowd looks on in horror as Alisa McGrath finally lets go of Astra shoulder and stood up as Astra immediately grabs her severely injured shoulder Elizabeth Swift; OH MY GOD. Alisa just dislocated Astra's shoulder!!! James Child; Okay even I cringed. Holy shit, these chicks aren't playing around! Lucretia Rain enters the ring with the mic as medical staffs rushes immediately to the site of the crime as the referee checks upon Astra. Lucretia Rain; We're the Fatal Attractions and this *points at Astra* is just the beginning of our terror. We're putting the Sirens Division on notice Lucretia drops the mic and Fatal Attractions exit the ring as the crowd rains down boos at them. We see Blitz running down to the ramp, concerned of his girlfriend's well being. Blitz glares angrily at Fatal Attractions as Lucretia Rain couldn't help but smile a little while Alisa McGrath taunts Blitz to do something about it ............................. COMMERCIAL BREAK .............................. We cut to backstage where we see Astra being carried out in the stretcher by the paramedics as Blitz is right by his girlfriend side and repeatedly telling her that everything is going to be alright and he won't leave her side. When the paramedics was about to aboard Astra to the ambulance, her brother F-X2 arrives to the scene with a troubled face. F-X2:Lil sis, I came here as soon as I can. Let your big bro ride with you to the hospital Blitz: Are you kidding me? You never gave a shit about Astra. If anyone should accompany Astra, it's me F-X2: Excuse me you little prick, but Astra is MY SISTER. My fresh and blood. Besides, what happened to Astra is your fault! Blitz: MY FAULT? That's hilarious homie, coming from a fuck boi such as yourself F-X2: If you didn't fill her delusional mind about being a wrestler like us, this shit wouldn't have happened. You know damn well Astra ain't cut out to be a wrestler, but yet here she is failing as a wrestler and treated as a joke of the Sirens Division all because you pushed her to become a wrestler. Blitz: You're tripping man. I didn't force shit. It was her own decision and the only thing I did was encouraged her unlike you, who kept putting her down and talking trash about her Paramedic Member: GUYS! Astra needs immediate help. Astra, decide who you want to be with you in the ambulance Astra looks at her boyfriend and her brother and wearily points at Blitz with her non injured shoulder. Blitz sighs in relief and enters the ambulance with Astra and the medics as F-X2 is not impressed by his sister's decision. F-X2 looks on as the ambulance drove away from the arena Elizabeth Swift: We will keep you guys updated on Astra's medical condition and of course we wish Astra a speedy recover James Child: I know I sound like a jerk everytime I commentate and I love violence, but you just hate to see someone get severely injured in a match...unless their name is Jesse Owusu Elizabeth Swift: For a sec I thought you had a heart... i was wrong. Anyway, the show must go on. Coming up next, Justin Paler versus Luke Royal James Child: Did you know that the sextape of Justin Paler and Malika Flores Chen just got released? Of course I watched it as soon as it came out Elizabeth Swift: Wow....just wow James Child: I will send you the link to the video after the show.... Match Three: Justin Paler vs. Luke Royal This might as well have been a handicap match, because Eric and Nikki Royal kept distracting poor Paler during the match helping out their brother Luke in dismantling the former pornstar. However, Justin wouldn't give up and was determined to get his first victory here in CW. At the end of the match, Justin Paler had an epic comeback and the Canadian fans were starting to believe that Paler might pull off an upset. Justin set Luke Royal up for the 69(Tombstone piledriver). Nikki Royal jumped on the apron. Nikki did a "strip tease" for Justin Paler and motions for her to get closer so that he can touch her goodies. Justin stops what he's doing and creeps towards Nikki Royal. However, Luke stops his tracks and hits Justin with the Royal Flush(Iron Claw Chokeslam). for the 1,2, and 3 Spoiler: click to toggle The crowd boos when Marshall announces the winner of the match as both Nikki and Eric enters the match to congratulate Luke while mocking the downed Justin Paler. Then Luke and Eric starts stomping on the body of Justin Paler while Nikki is barking orders at them as the crowd continues booing the Royal Family. The boos turn into cheers as Ace of Spades burst out of the curtains to save Justin Paler. Royal Family immediately leaves the ring as Jack is egging them to get back in the ring. Kathy and her brother Dave Spades help Justin to his feet, but we can see disappointment written in Kathy's face as the camera cuts back to the commentating table Elizabeth Swift: Just when we thought we will see an upset, Luke Royal stole the victory with the help of his siblings James Child: Justin would have won if he didnt think with his dick and actually execute the task in hand, which is beating his opponent Luke. You can put the blame on Royal Family all you want, but the end of the day it's Mr. Perv's fault for taking his eye off the ball. Elizabeth Swift: I guess you're right. I mean, did you see the look of Kathy's face?! She was not happy at all.... ......................... We cut to a secluded room where we see Ksenia staring down at the row of CW Siren dolls(now missing Starla Asher) while pacing back and forth manically Ksenia: NO NO NO NO! Tanya Jones ruined MY MOMENT! Combat was supposed to be my big epic debut. It was supposed to be the show where I impress you my special Siren doll....and she ruined it! DAMN HER! DAMN STARLA TOO! But it's okay. I have a new target...and thats Tanya Jones. Wait for me special one...wait for me. Soon, I will make my presence known to you. But for now..Tanya Jones...I'm going to make you regret coming to CW. HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| Champ | Nov 18 2015, 03:39 AM Post #3 |
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SHENG MCBODY...SOMEWHAT HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD....DEBUTING TONIGHT ........................... .. We cut to the lockerroom of Artemis as she contemplates wearing the referee shirt for the upcoming Sirens Tag-team match. Suddenly team of Juanita Guerrero and The Model enters her lockerroom and of course Artemis gets in a fighting stance. The Model can't help but smile while Juanita stares daggers at Artemis The Model: You know, the referee shirt doesn't look bad on you Artemis: What do you two want? The Model: I just came here to see if you're going to do the right thing and help us take down Whittney Brice Artemis: I told you, I'm not joining your little crusade. If I want to take down Whittney for her championship, I'd do it myself. The Model: I'm not asking you to join my alliance. You've made it clear that you don't want to. The offer is still out though if you change your mind. I'm just saying you should turn your head in certain times in the match if you get what I mean Artemis: So you want me to help you cheat to win in the tag-team match? The answer is still no then The Model: You're not listening to me Artemis. This is our chance Artemis to weaken Whittney Brice to the point that defeating her for the CW Sirens Championship will be easy picking for us. This is our chance to prove to the world that Whittney doesn't deserve to be the Sirens Champion Artemis: And YOU are not listening to me The Model. I don't need you or anyone else. Matter of fact, I want Whittney to be at 100% when I'm finally given the chance to face her for the championship. As for the match itself, I honestly don't care about the outcome of the match but I'm going to call it down the middle and no one is going to change my mind. Juanita Guerrero: Usted es una perra estúpida(You're a stupid little bitch) Artemis:Metete un palo por el culo. Me cago en ti (Shove a stick in your ass. I shit over you) The Model(at Juanita): ¿Puedo hablar con ella a solas ?(Can I speak to her alone?) Juanita looks at The Model and then back at Artemis. She reluctantly leaves the room. The Model makes sure that Juanita leaves before looking back at Artemis who has her arms folded. Artemis: I see that your Spanish improved after all these years The Model: All thanks to you. Listen Diana.... Artemis: Just because you know me for a long time doesn't give you a right to call me by my real name especially here. You don't see me calling you by your real name. Don't tempt me The Model: I dare you to call me by my real name. I dare you to expose me. I dare you to tell the world who I am and who's the person behind the mask. Sure it will surprise everyone and cause controversy and definitely I want to keep my identity a secret for a long time. However, if you ever expose me, the reveal of my identity won't change a damn thing. In a week, people would forget about the fact that I hid my identity and no matter what, the fans will still love or hate me but it won't cost me my career. Jay Champ already knows who I really am, hence why he signed me to CW. But does Jay even know who you are? Does he know the truth about Diana.... Fernandez?! Artemis:Fuck you for calling me by my real full name The Model: Fuck me? No fuck you Diana. Last show, you said that I was hiding behind and a mask and that no matter what, I'm still the same bitch that you know. Well likewise bitch. No matter how much you change your name, how much you fool your neckbeard fans about how you're this badass deadly fighter who should be feared...you'll always be the little ol Diana Fernandez, scared of your own past. Remember Diana...I know alot about you...after all, I'm the one who trained you on how to be a wrestler in the first place. Go ahead, expose me. In fact, I want you to. However, the day you expose me is the day I expose you and tell the truth about who you really are. By the way, you better help me and Juanita defeat Whittney and November Reigns tonight..... The Model leaves the locker room after saying her last words as Artemis is visibly shaken with what The Model just said. Artemis punches the wall in frustration, making her knuckles bleed as the camera cuts back to the commentating table Elizabeth Swift: Wow..that was intense confrontation between the two. It seems that they have a deeper history with each than we thought James Child: No shit. I don't know what I want to know more about: Artemis's past or The Model's identity. Why not both! Elizabeth Swift: Anyway, The Model and Juanita Guerrero versus Whittney Brice and November Reigns as a special guest referee will be tonight, but right now we have Shinsuke Yakamoto versus Joey Icon. Last show, Classic and Icon defeated Naga Dominion, earning the right to face KnockOut Kings for the CW Tag-team championships. Joey requested to face Shinsuke in an one on one match, looking for revenge against the Japanese bad ass kicker because Shinsuke eliminated him during the battle royal to win the tag-team titles few months ago. James Child: Joey feels that Shinsuke can't beat him in an one on one match. Well time for him to prove that Match Four: Shinsuke Yakamoto w/ Cameron Kaufman vs. Joey Icon w/ Jay Classic and Jetta Joey is a man on a mission to prove to the point that he's better than Shinsuke as he shows a new level of aggression. However, Shinsuke is vicious on his own and we had an entertaining match in our hand. In the end, Joey defeated Shinsuke with a roll up while holding onto the tights after a distraction by Jay Classic! Spoiler: click to toggle Before Shinsuke and his tag-team partner Cameron can do anything about it, Joey Icon got the hell outta dodge before they can touch him as Jetta and Jay Classic congratulates him on the victory. Classic and Icon signal that the tag-team championships are coming to them as the Knock Out Kings looks on in anger James Child: Joey did it! He defeated Shinsuke like he said he would! Elizabeth Swift: Yeah, he beat Shinsuke by holding onto the tights like a coward that he and his team is. James Child: I didn't see nothin... Elizabeth Swift:Stealing catchphrases from AXW now? James Child: I really didn't see anything ................................ COMMERCIAL BREAK Pierce Foley caught up with an irritated Merther who's pissed beyond belief after his match against Shadows. We haven't seen the Jamaican hoss this angry and folks, it's a scary sight. Pierce Foley tries to interview Merther, but Merther snatches the mic from him and calls out Juan Guerrero to face him in a Singapore Cane Match. Merther then slams the mic on Pierce's chest before walking out of the arena Elizabeth Swift: There we have it. Juan Guerrero has finally pushed Merhter over the edge to the point that Merther issued a Singapore cane match! I wonder if Juan will accept the match James Child: Of course he will. Juan wanted Merther to snap and he finally accomplished it. The Mexican Monster versus Jamaican Hoss..that has the potential to be a great outright war! Elizabeth Swift: Mhm. Speaking of being challenged to a match, the rising and undefeated star Evan Fong challenged "Mr. Maple Leaf" Paul Wilson to a match and we're about to have that match James Child:Evan Fong wins two matches against Uncle Sam's bastardize son Keith Wiseau and suddenly he thinks he's the shit? This is probably the only time I'm rooting for Paul Wilson. I want him to send this Asian kid back down to earth Elizabeth Swift: What's wrong with Evan Fong being confident? Anyway, for those who haven't seen Evan Fong in action, get ready because you're in for a treat. He's so exciting to watch! Before the match, Paul Wilson cuts a promo about how he's tired of his own people not giving the respect that he deserves and he's the best thing to come from Canada. He then talks about how he's not given the chance to shine like other CW wrestlers like Bobby Drake, Jesse Owusu, and Wayne Graham, remarking about how they were given chances after changes not only in CW, but also in other feds(referring to Bobby Drake getting a title shot for both the SCW Grandslam Heavyweight Championship and the RSPW United Heavyweight Grand Championship). Wilson is pissed that he wasn't even in the SCW Grandslam Tournament and it's blasphemy that the crowd won't acknowledged just who the hell he is. Before Wilson can continue his rant, Evan Fong interrupted him and told him to please shut the hell up and he came here to fight Wilson, not listen to him whine. Paul responded by cheapshotting Evan Fong before screaming for the referee to ring the bell Match Five: Evan Fong vs. Paul Wilson With the cheap shot, Paul was in control of the match, but Evan Fong fought well and always staged a comeback, which irritated the Maple Leaf Muscle. It was a fast paced competitive match. In the end Evan tried to lock in the Hemi(Kimura Lock), but Paul Wilson rolled out of the ring. Wilson kicked the steel steps in frustration, expecting to put away Fong easily, before walking out of the match. Spoiler: click to toggle Evan Fong obviously doesn't want to win by countout but takes the win anyway. Evan climbed to the turnbuckles and posed for the fans, but Paul Wilson attacked him from behind! Paul beats the crap out of the young South Korean highflyer while berating him and telling that he's not better than him. Paul ends the assault with the Maple Leaf Driver: Canadian Destroyer before officially leaving the ring and heading to backstage as the fans boo the hell out of him. Of course Paul flexes his muscles on his way out while screaming, "I'M YOUR HERO!" Elizabeth Swift: Disgusting display by Paul Wilson. First he cheap shotted Evan before the match started, then he got himself counted out instead of getting back to the ring and finally, he cheapshots Evan Fong again after the match! James Child: A wise man once said, "Watch Your Back" and well Evan Fong didn't watch his back so it's his fault. Besides, he's still undefeated so good for him...I guess SHENG MCBODY...SOMEWHAT HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD....DEBUTING SOON....LIKE REALLY SOON COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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| Champ | Dec 7 2015, 05:36 PM Post #4 |
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Elizabeth Swift: Welcome back to Champ Wrestling James Child: I swear, these shows gets longer every episode. It's almost like we're taking months just to finish one show! Elizabeth Swift: Hey, stop breaking the fourth wall! James Child: What???? "Its been so long Long hard days They dont say Gods change my ways Change my ways Those evil ways" James Child: Who's theme song is this? Elizabeth Swift: I honestly don't know "So I set out Cross that way Strike them down To make them pay Change their ways Their evil ways" The crowd starts buzzing and then pops loudly when a figure steps out of the curtains with a championship on his shoulder Elizabeth Swift: Oh my God, it can't be! James Child: What is he doing here?! *insert Wolf Howl* The camera zooms in on the unknown figure and it happens to be PWR Traditional Virtues Champion and the self proclaimed Rare Breed of Wrestling TYLER WOLFE. Tyler has the intense aura that we all loved as he seems hyped to be in CHAMP Wrestling. Tyler walks down to the ring, with purpose in his steps while slapping hands with lucky fans. Tyler enters the ring and gestures for a microphone Tyler Wolfe: WHAT SUP CANADA???? James Child: Seriously, what is he doing here? He seems lost! This ain't Pro Wrestling Revolution Tyler! Tyler Wolfe: I heard all of the buzzing and the chattering that CW is the place to be, so it's only natural that the Rare Breed of Wrestling and World Beast comes knocking at the Canadian door. And you damn right Jay Champ answered the door when he hear my interest in coming to CW. SO here's the deal. I'm not one for long promos and came here to fight. I challenge anyone and I mean anyone to a match tonight. I don't care who you are. Man or woman, monsters or midget, most hated or beloved, I just want to fight to get my blood flowing. Hell, I'm going to put this PWR Traditional Virtues Championship on the line. I don't care if BJ Jones have something to say about that. I welcome all challenger SHENG MCBODY.....SOMEWHAT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.....DEBUTING.......NOW The crowd immediately boos at the arrival of Sheng McBody(mostly because of his annoying debut vignettes) as Sheng snobbishly walks out of the curtains with a microphone in his hand. Sheng McBody: Finally...the debut you all have been waiting for.....the debut of the greatest wrestler in the universe and somewhat heavyweight champion of the world! Matter of fact, you're looking at the soon to be first SCW Grandslam Heavyweight Champion!!! James Child: Someone tell this idiot that the SCW Grandslam tournament ended long time ago and we already crowned our first SCW Grandslam Heavyweight Champion Sheng McBody: And I'm going to add the PWR Traditional Virtues championship to my long list of accolades. I will show you what a real pure wrestler looks like Tyler Wolfe: Bring it on boy! Let's get a referee out here James Child|: Oh, so wrestlers are allowed to book matches now? Is Jay going to do something about this? Elizabeth Swift: I just got word from Jay Champ himself that he approves this match! James Child: Figures... Match Six: Sheng McBody vs. Tyler Wolfe(c) for the PWR Traditional Virtues Championship Despite his goofy persona, Sheng McBody was no slouch in the ring and Tyler Wolfe was the first to find that out, hitting Tyler with a plethora of suplexes(because that's the only kind of moves he knows). However, Tyler, being a veteran and talented wrestler of his own, had some answers for Sheng style of offense and was able to hit Sheng with his own variety of suplexes to show how it is done. When Tyler was about to apply his Choke On This Submission(Million Dollar Dream), Sheng desperately hits Tyler with the low blow and the referee immediately calls for the bell as the crowd boos the hell out of Sheng McBody. Spoiler: click to toggle Sheng McBody foolishly thinks that he has won the match after the timeskeeper rang the bell as he quickly rolls out of the ring and snatches the PWR Traditional Virtues championship. The crowd keeps booing him as Sheng parade around the ring with the championship...until he got crushed by Tyler Wolfe's Wolf Bite(Spear)! The crowd roars as Tyler locks in the Choke on This submission with the body scissors. The referee swiftly pulls Tyler out of the hold and Tyler takes his PWR Traditional Virtues Championship as the crowd chants for him Elizabeth Swift: Well that was an interesting match.. James Child: I never thought we would find a wrestler more annoying and delusional than Nicky Grunt, but yet, here we are now. I mean, this guy thought he won the match after hitting Tyler Wolfe with the low blow and he tried to steal the PWR Traditional Virtues Championship. I hope BJ Jones is not watching this...... Elizabeth Swift: Well it was a pleasure to see Tyler Wolfe in CCW and n action as well. Also even though Sheng lost in his debut, Sheng is still a wrestler to watch James Child: Can we just keep boring ass Tyler Wolfe and send the idiot that only knows how to do suplexes to PWR? I swear, the McBodys are the worst wrestling family ever! We cut to the GM office where we see Jay Champ drinking Tim Hortons Iced Coffee(We're totally not sponsored by Tim Hortons but I heard that they have great Iced Coffees and donuts..) while CCW legend Joseph King and his protege "Ruthless Aggression" David Panitz are not in a good mood. Joseph King: So what you're basically telling us that the contract signing of my protege David Panitz is cancelled? You got to be shitting me Jay. Even from you, this is low! You made a promise that you will sign David if he defeats Cole MacBeth and show ruthless aggression and he freaking did! Jay Champ: Of course he did and I'm not breaking my promise. David will officially be part of CW. Hell his bio is already posted in the CW website. All he needs to do is sign the contract. That's all. Nothing changed Joseph Joseph King: But what about the contract signing segment? HUH?! We've been waiting for weeks for the segment to happen. I even ordered confetti and pyros. David is even wearing an expensive Italian suit. You see this suit David is wearing? That ain't cheap Oscar Proud! Jay couldn't help but laugh at the Proud Family's reference, especially coming from Joseph of all people. Jay continues drinking his Iced Coffee while the two men in black stares angrily at him Jay Champ: Relax you two. Just because you're not going to get all of the pomp and circumstance like Macho Man, doesn't mean I have something against David Panitz. The only reason we're not doing the contract signing segment is because we didn't have time for it. We cut it due to time shortage. I'm still going to make David a star. Trust me David Panitz: HAH? Trust you? I have no reason to trust you. King was right, you always had a problem with me since day one just because of who I was trained by! Jay Champ: I always forget that you can talk. I wonder why... anyway, I honestly don't really care if you don't trust me. I heard Duke Masters is highly interested in you. Go to APW if you want. But I doubt he has major plans for you. As for me? I may not like you, but I know that you're a star in the making and with my help, I can make you famous. Think about it, if you went to APW first and not CW, do you think people would be talking about you as much as they are doing now since your first match in Combat against Leon King? Nah man. These interactions between you, King and I? People are talking about it. You and I can make tons of money...only if you sign the contract. What do you say, Mr. Ruthless Aggression Jay presents the contract to David, who ponders on his words. David then takes a pen from the table before signing the contract despite Joseph King's protest. Jay has a grin on his face and he reaches his hand, looking for a handshake. David looks at Jay's hand before slapping it away from him. Jay surprisingly doesn't seem offended by this action as he's still smiling. Jay Champ: Welp,...it's official. David Panitz is part of Champ Wrestling. I would say congrats, but with your mentor here still fuming like I stole his money, that would be a bad idea. Anyway, I bet you're excited to know who's your first opponent is. Next Legacy episode, you will be having your first match in the main show Joseph King: About damn time... Jay Champ: Against Cole MacBeth! Joseph King: WHAT??? David already defeated Cole MacBeth! Why is he facing him again???? Jay Champ: Because Cole requested this match and who am I to deny what my talents want?! Besides the fans want it to. So next Legacy show... Cole MacBeth versus David Panitz Round 2! Good luck David. Any more questions? If not, I have a show to run David clenches his teeth before signalling for King to let's go. They left the office without further incident as Jay shakes his head and sips his drink ................. COMMERCIAL BREAK ........................... PRETAPED SEGMENT We cut to the lockerroom where we see Alex Wyndham staring at the mirror, not fully recovered by the mist being sprayed to his eyes courtesy of Kraitt. His eyes are noticeably red and you can tell that this Texas pretty boy is not pleased. Suddenly Mick Sky enters the lockerroom to check up on his tag-team partner and once again Alex doesn't care about Mick's concerns. Mick Sky: Come on man,it's not even that serious. Injuries happen, this is part of wrestling. Alex Wyndham: This is part of wrestling? Are you serious man? Look, if anyone knows what wrestling is about, it's me. Thank you very much. If someone knocks me unconscious, it's part of wrestling. If I happen to dislocate my shoulder, it's part of wrestling. If a brawler rough up my pretty boy face or even break my nose, god forbid if that ever happen, it's part of wrestling. Being sprayed green mist to the eyes? That's not wrestling! That's foolishly and the fact that my tag-team partner is excusing that tomfoolery behaviour is concerning! Mick Sky: Okay okay, poor choice of words. But it still doesnt excuse you for leaving be hanging bro. I'm your tag-team partner, remember? Alex Wyndham: Okay, my bad. I'm sorry about that. I was just pissed man and I took it out on you. Didn't mean to. But when that mist hit my eyes, I was thinking of my gorgeous eyes being ruined. I mean, I have a date with a hot flight attendant I met at the club. She got that ass and a sexy accent. Only problem is that she has orange skin due to tanning too much. Looking like Oompa Lompa! Mick Sky: TMI! I hope she's not watching this...anyway, i bet you will do well on the date. Your eyes should heal soon. The stars are aligned for you. But for further referencing..don't leave me hanging like that Alex Wyndham: Alright weirdo .................. Elizabeth Swift: Welcome back to Legacy and this is our semi main event! It's November Reigns and CW Sirens Champion Whittney Brice versus Juanita Guerrero and The Model with Artemis as the guest referee James Child: We are about to hear hundred of Artemis fanboys whining about her being a referee. Just watch Elizabeth Swift:These five women have bad blood with each other. It's interesting to see how Artemis will officiate in this match. Will she officiate fairly like she said will James Child: I don't know. We all saw her intense interaction with The Model. I can imagine that if Artemis doesn't do what The Model wants her to do, she will expose Artemis and her true past. Match Seven: November Reigns and Whittney Brice(c) vs. Juanita Guerrero and The Model Despite her interaction with The Model before the match, Artemis did what she said she will and called the match down the middle which irritated the villains of the match. Artemis take no bullshit from anyone and even argued back when Juanita or The Model tried to bark at her. In the end, Juanita and November brawled from the outside, leaving The Model alone with Whittney Brice. Whittney went for a springboard dropkick, but The Model moves out of the way and Whittney accidentally hits Artemis with the maneuver. The Model tries to take advantage of Whittney's momentarily distraction by going for the Head Trauma(Roundhouse kick), but Whittney ducks under it and kicks her on the gut before executing the Hang Ten$(Canadian Destroyer). Before Brice could even pin The Model, Artemis attacks her from behind! Some of the fans boo(Of course the Artemis fanboys cheer the heck out of that) as Artemis immediately hits her with the Artemis Wrath (Air Raid Crash). Artemis is now in a dilemma on who should win with both legal women down and Juanita and November nowhere to be seen as they took their fight backstage. Artemis shrug her shoulder and pulls The Model's lifeless body to Whittney Brice before performing the three count! [/b] Spoiler: click to toggle Elizabeth Swift: I can't believe it! Artemis just abused her authority when she said she wouldnt do and attacked Whittney Brice! All because Brice accidentally hit with the springboard dropkick! James Child: Well if Whittney stopped smoking the collard greens, maybe she wouldnt miss her target like a damn idiot. Also, what if Whittney hit Artemis on purpose? You never know what the weedhead is thinking! The Model comes to and gets her hand raised by Artemis as the fans continues booing. Suddenly Artemis also hits The Model with the Artemis Wrath as both marks and smarks cheer. Artemis looks at the downed bodies before exiting the ring. ................. COMMERCIAL BREAK .................. Screen opens to see an eagle soaring to the sky as we hear native rhythmic drums in the background. We then see a man, wearing a black leather duster and black cowboy hat, walking in the Monument Valley, hands in his pockets and admiring the scenery. The man then looks back at the camera with a confident smile ???: No Fear... No Weakness... No Mercy... I'm the Eagle Warrior and the Great Spirit will guide me to greatness. CW...Dyami Pallaton is coming. ........................ Elizabeth Swift: Folks..it's time for our main event! James Child: About damn time!!!! Elizabeth Swift: It's Riley Grace vs. CW Universe Champion Maximus. Remember the stakes of this match. If Riley beats Maximus, he will face Maximus in the next Legacy show for the CW Universe Championship! James Child: What a ridiculous stipulation. I hope Maximus beats him. Vincent Delerious' whiny failed protege should not have a world title shot! Elizabeth Swift: Why are you always so negative James? "The Dreamer" by SKARLETT starts up and first green lazer lights go around the arena starts as spotlights go all around the arena. The intro starts to pick up. As Riley Grace comes out hands held like a praying motion the intro picks up and he stays motionless. "WELCOME, NOW MAKE SOME NOISE WITH ME! LET'S MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD, LET'S GO DOWN IN HISTORY!" Riley jumps up and raises his arms as the crowd goes nuts as he bounces to the music to the ring and clapping fans hands and pointing at all the fans cheering for him. Marshall Brown: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is your main event. Introducing first, from Orange County, California weighing in at 228 lb..... He is RILEY GRACE! The music picks up and Riley goes down the ramp to the ring. He reaches the ring and jumps onto the apron and then wipes his feet on the apron before he springboards inside and runs to the opposite corner and jumps on the middle rope and poses for the fans who cheer. He jumps down as he runs to the opposite corner and leaps to the middle rope and throws his hand out to soak in the cheers. Riley jumps down and turns towards opponent/ entrance ramp awaiting his opponent. Elizabeth Swift: Riley seems more focus than we ever seen him. He's ready! James Child: Well he better be. This is a golden opportunity so he better not screw up. The guitar rift of, "Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage blares out as Maximus dressed like a Roman king, royal robe and a gold crown on his head and of course the CW Universe championship in his hand. He raises the championship for the world to see as the CW crowd showers him with boos. Maximus walks down to the ring while shouting at the crowd to bow down to the Roman King slash Gladiator slash Olympic Medalist. Once he enters the ring, he takes off his robe and crown before showing off the CW Universe championship. He even shoves it on Riley's face and Riley retains himself from ripping the over confident Italian apart. Marshall Brown: And his opponent, from Rome, Italy, weighing at 200lbs, He is the CW Universe Champion....MAXIMUS James Child: See that? That's a look of a real champion! Take notes everyone. I'm talking to you APW, RWA, and BWL. Hell, even CCW, BWF, AXW, and WsW! Elizabeth Swift: Way to severe our ties with those companies. Say goodbye to our affiliations Main Event: Riley Grace vs. Maximus(c): Non Title Match. If Riley wins, he's guarantee a CW Universe Championship shot next Legacy show As soon as the bell rang, Riley came out like a man on fire, hitting Maximus in all cylinders as the Canadian crowd cheers for "the Ultimate Face" Maximus did not expect Riley to take the fight to him and he wasnt prepared for the onslaught of moves by the Looney Bin alumni. However, Riley was a bit too aggressive in this match and Maximus took advantage of that when he eye rakes Riley when the referee tried to pull Riley apart from him. From there, Maximus use every dirty tricks in the book to slow down Riley and damn did the crowd hated him for that. Maximus even mocked the fans whenever he got the chance, generating a huge heat from the Alliston crowd. However, Riley amounted a great comeback and the crowd was fired up, knowing that Riley is close to getting his world title shot. Riley hits InYaFace(Cutthroat Double Knee Facebreaker) and pins Maximus...but Maximus put his leg on the ropes at the last second!! The crowd can't believe it and so can`t Riley who mistakenly was too close to the ropes. This doesn`t deterred Riley though as he signals that it`s time to end it. Riley hypes up the crowd while patiently waiting for Maximus to get on his feet. Suddenly Maximus is dragged out of the ring! Elizabeth Swift: Dammit, It's Mordicai Frost! Once again he rescues Maximus!!! The crowd boos as the CW 's resident vampire pulls the groggily Maximus out of the ring. Riley is pissed as the referee tells Mordicai to get Maximus back in the ring. Mordicai shows off his fangs and did the unexpected...HE PUNCH MAXIMUS SQUARE ON THE JAW Elizabeth Swift: What in the actual hell? Spoiler: click to toggle James Child: Genius! Absolute genius. Mordicai Frost punched Maximus on purpose in order to let Maximus win the match. Ha ha ha, Riley Grace doesn't get a title shot because he lost! Elizabeth Swift: Unbelievable! Once again Riley got screwed by Mordicai Frost! Riley has enough of Maximus and Mordicai shit as he runs to the ropes and hits them with a springboard Tope Atomico, crashing at both of them. Riley took out his frustrations on both Maximus and Mordicai Frost but the number games caught up eventually as Maximus and Mordicai was able to turn the tables. The recognizable theme song of "Orpheus" by Ash blares out as the Canadian crowd ROARS for the arrival of "The Oracle" Bobby Drake who arrives in the scene like a man on a mission. Maximus and Mordicai gets the hell out of doge before Bobby can catch up to them as the crowd boos once more. Bobby helps the frustrated Riley Grace to his feet while egging on the fans most hated wrestlers to fight. "THE CHAMP IS HERE" CHAMP Wrestling's Owner Jay Champ comes out with a microphone in hand Jay Champ: Settle down kids. Now congratulations are in order Maximus. You successfully defeated Riley Grace. The circumstances of how you defeated him doesn't matter and I'm a man of my word...which means that Riley Grace will not have an one on one match next Legacy show for your CW Universe Championship The crowd heavily boos as Riley argues at Jay while the CW Universe Champion is grinning from ear to ear. Jay Champ: Which now leaves me in a dilemma. Next Legacy show, every championship will be on the line as we will be having a special PPV like show. Which also means that you Maximus need an opponent to face you for the CW Universe Championship. So I was at my office thinking long and hard on who should be your opponent for the next show in case Riley failed on defeating you and I came up a brilliant idea. It was staring right at my face really. So next show, Maximus will be facing Bobby Drake The crowd cheers loudly as Bobby is now the one to have a grin on his face while Riley is not too pleased and Maximus is livid about the announcement Jay Champ: Hold on..I'm not done. Maximus will be facing Bobby Drake and Riley Grace...and Mordicai Frost in a Fatal Fourway Match! The crowd roars in approval as Maximus looks like he's about to blow a gasket. This time Riley is smiling and even Mordicai can't help but crack a grin. Jay Champ: And since I'm a nice guy, I will allow you to choose what kind of match it is Maximus. It can be a steel cage match, a ladder match, a table match, a chairs match(that idea sounds stupid by the way!). ou decide. Just let me know before the show. Good luck everyone. Jay Champ out! Elizabeth Swift: What a blockbuster announcement by Jay! A Fatal Fourway CW Universe Championship match with Maximus, Mordicai Frost, Riley Grace, and Bobby Drake with Maximus choosing the stipulation of the match James Child: Wait a damn minute...Riley gets another title shot? That's not fair Jay! Maximus just got screwed over man! Elizabeth Swift: Serves him right! Anyway, this is Legacy Episode 5. Thank you all for watching. I'm Elizabeth Swift James Child:And I'm James Child. Stay butthurt Canada |
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| El Guapo | Dec 8 2015, 12:24 AM Post #5 |
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CHAMP Wrestling Edition Corman's Corner! So this week, I am taking a long over due look at my friend and fellow countrymen Jay Champs promotion, CHAMP Wrestling. I have no intention of going back to the beginning, so we are picking up tonight at Champ Wrestling, Episode 5, know known as LEGACY. So let's talk CW... *Right off the bat, Child and Swift have that IT-Factor for chemistry. The banter was witty, not forced and they played off each other well. I have been aware of Elizabeth Swift for a while and am a fan of her work. *Got a shout out. It’s like they knew I was coming. *Shadows has come a long way since I saw him last. Granted the last time I saw him, he was on a cruise liner wrestling (which btw was a brilliant concept until the bosses stopped taking their meds). So we’re trying to establish a feud here between Shadows and Owusu it appears. Canada’s Favorite Son? Please. That’s one of the many titles reserved for yours truly. So ok, Shadows is the judge and jury and hopes to be executioner. A wordy one, but nevertheless. He fights a large Jamaican named Merther. That’s Murder with a speech impediment. Great match to start the show, and as expected, Shadows gets the win, by nefariously evil methods. Is there any other methods? I think not. Shadows looked good considering he’s been out of the game for two plus years. *Maximus is the FACE of the Company. Yikes. Translation, it’s 2:30am in Canada, they just turned the lights on and you finally got a good look at her and damn son, she ugly. BUUUUT, it’s 2:30am… so, chalk this one up to a night of over indulgence and bad decisions. Seriously, that is one ugly dude. *Side Note: You ever notice that wrestling power authorities really get bent about people not knocking on doors? It’s like we all got together at the annual convention and said, you know what really grinds my gears? Dudes that don’t knock first! And there was a rowdy round of HERE HEREs and Rable-Rable-Rables from the crowd. *Also CHAMP talking to the CHAMP is just a recipe for confusion. *Alright, so here’s what I have figured out so far. CW is like a safe haven for wrestlers without work. I don’t want to be a dick… but it is what I’m best at, and really these Corman Corners are just me cutting an elongated promo on your company, but seriously, when a dude makes a run in and you have to have your announcers cut a promo themselves to run down the minor details of this jabroni’s wrestling career for someone to finally go “ohhhh right, he was that jobber guy from that jobber tag team…” you probably shouldn’t nick name yourself…. that’s right, YOURSELF…. MR WRESTLING. It was however, great for a little laugh, so thanks for that. ALSO, DUNK? Wasn’t he That Kumquat Guys Midget? When did he grow into a hipster? *I’m also starting to understand the earlier shout out now. It’s kinda like that kid in high school that tries to be cool by saying he’s friends with one of the cool kids. *Lucretia Rain! Hello! Now we’re talking. I knew if I stuck around long enough, I’d find some real talent here. And then double your pleasure with Alisa McGrath. It’s nice to see the Scots and Irish working together! Fatal Attractions huh? I like it. I might need to have a chat with these ladies about their futures Jayson! *Oh right, I knew I recognized that Astra chick, she’s with that skinny tool Blitz, right right, it’s all coming back now. *Ah Luke Royal. The Royal Family. I fought to get these guys on FURY and I finally got them in a trade and they chose not to continue in EWS. I was gutted by this one. I saw a HUGE future in these guys. I was going to line them up to feud with Southern Comfort over the EWS Tag Team Championships… if they’d have stayed, they would be one of the most over tag teams in the world, instead of slumming it up in Canada. And I can say that, because I am Canadian. I also would have renamed them the ROYAL BLOODS. *Soooo… the ‘model’ wears a mask? Oh Jay, this is so deliciously bush league. *Wonder if this is the same Artemis from the original EWS I’m familiar with. I’m too lazy to go check… This was my favorite line of the whole segment:
Until I got the translation for this!
Such a beautiful language. *Whoa, don’t you call a girl by her real name! How dare you… NO, HOW DARE YOU! lmao. When are these two gonna tear each others tops off and kiss already? Wait.. what? This isn’t a bad Mexican porn…? *Mind Blown* *Joey Icon… great name. *I think I could easily get behind this Paul Wilson. Maybe a diamond in the rough here. *Tyler Wolfe is looking more and more put together. The best thing that could have happened to this guy is putting a ton of distance between him and his former running mates. This was my first opportunity to get a look at Sheng McBody. He’s pretty well put together himself. McBody’s and Mathews… does anyone really know how many there are? *Hats off to the girls, they had a great match. Match of the night thus far. Artemis looks like a true talent there. *CCW and RSPW Alumni Criss Pallaton coming to CW. Haven’t seen him since the World Juniors. Glad he found a home. Always had a soft spot for him. *Riley Grace, took me a second to figure out that name too. That was the PWR feud that never ended between him and Moreno. And didn’t Grice… is it Grice or Grace? Bah, I’ll call him Grice. Grace hit the sauce pretty heavy and got his ass fired. BUT IN CANADA… a drunkerd can main event! hahaha. *And come on Child, that’s what a champion looks like? He looks a cross between a mentally handicapped homeless guy, and the guy that has to legally come to your door and introduce himself because his on a registry. *NOW BOBBY DRAKE… there’s what a champion looks like. A million freaken bucks. CORMIES FINAL THOUGHTS... Alright, I’m busting some nuts here and having a little fun at Jayson’s expense. All in fun. He’s got some true talent (Bobby Drake, Paul Wilson, Lucretia Rain and Alisa McGrath) and a bunch of wrestling refugees. He’s doing the best he can to highlight the positive and subtly cover the rest. Some of this was down right laughable and I did laugh, but with a machine like Bobby Drake in your midst and I almost forgot the Royal Family (Royal Bloods) he’s got some real talent… just begging to be plucked and made stars out of! This has been the word, the gospel according to your ICON. |
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| Champ | Dec 8 2015, 02:58 AM Post #6 |
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BTW,I planned a Havoc Syndicate's segment, but honestly, I just wanted to post the show because of how long I postponed it. Just letting you all know in case you're wondering why they weren't in the show. |
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| Seb | Dec 13 2015, 05:16 AM Post #7 |
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Welcome to another episode of Pokemaniac Seb's top 5 in random order Merther That's a biggie as an opener, including all the shenaningans by Juanito here. That's sum great story, gimme a popcorn. Evan Fong This will be bias as fudge, so you amy or may not skip to another point if you want. I just cannot wait to see my characters in action. You can call me however you want, I can't change it. #FongPower (inb4 Evan Fong is a Mystery Wrestler for the CW King of the Cage Championship #Kappa [ok, even I know that will never happen]) Sheng McBody PeeDubyaArr's guest appearance? Why not let it fly! Why i'm talking like that, I'm not Chris Smoove baby... #HaHaArtemis Holy moly, holy cow, holy spaghetti, holy Arceus...this one segment has so much heat that I would escape on foot to the Sahara desert cause it's colder there. Maximus Holy f***in s*** that main event, that finale, that pay per view fight...faints. Do I really need to say that this show is 10/10? |
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| Champ | Dec 13 2015, 06:38 AM Post #8 |
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That Chris Smoove reference! Ha ha! |
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| Seb | Dec 13 2015, 09:27 AM Post #9 |
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You should read my PWR review in EWS, cause it's clearly hijacked by Chris Smoove
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| Strife | Dec 16 2015, 09:26 PM Post #10 |
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Hey hey people. How y'all doing. Sorry I've been away for so long. Seeing as I'm working this from my phone I will just post some main points here. Sorry I'm not doing any fancy type of shiny or golden or every colour under the rainbow review like I usually do. Just getting back into the swing of things. David Panitz has finally signed with CW. I don't like this. Not one darn bit. Why? Oh that's simple...because I wanted him on APW. That guy is going places and I can't wait to watch him reach the top of Champ Wrestling. The main event was good and I loved the twist for the four way match coming up. That match will be epic. I honestly can't wait for that. Shadows defeats Merther with an assist going to Juan Gurerro. I can see why you did it like that but I was actually hoping to see Shadows win without any help. I'm excited to see what you do with him. Also Juan Vs Merther is coming soon. I feel like literally only one of them will make it out of the match I've. And that's if they get lucky. Oh my poor Astra. She got sent to hospital tonight. Bitch gotta learn to wrestle goddamit. I really like the slow build you are doing with Blitz and FX2. I love the way you are handling Classic And Icon and The Royal Family. Actually, you are handling all my characters amazingly. A great show buddy. Keep up the good work. |
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