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Chapter 15; Ministry of Magic
Topic Started: Jul 10 2014, 07:58:41 PM (155 Views)
Mrs. Figg
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I'm sorry mods. You must think I'm so insane.
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Rufus Scrimgeour
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Only a little. :$
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Cornelius Fudge
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Well as they say, if the hair net fits...
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Mrs. Figg
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Ok, so I honestly feel pretty dreadful and I actually have no idea why I did what I just did. I guess I have vaguely logical reasoning that I can use if I ever make it to FTC (LOL!) or in the more likely case that I'm facing a mob of furious jurors (oh my wouldn't that be a lovely experience to repeat), but they'll only make sense to someone like me who believes that everyone wants to tear her limbs apart in increasingly gruesome ways. So, chances are they'll pause for a moment, tilt their heads and squint at me, and THEN they'll come rushing at me with their wands and the words of all three Unforgivable Curses on their lips. I don't think my shopping bags of cat food have ever had to contend with quite that much.

However, I am not out yet, and I am a firm believer in it never being over until you're out (even if the mods are rigging the votes against you!). So, despite my absolutely terrible play and all the craaazy, I am going to take this rare moment of rational thinking and believing that everyone wants to tear only half my limbs apart, and take a step back. I'm going to look at my options and work out the best way to get myself to the end of the game. I have pretty low expectations right now, but you haven't seen the last of my hare-brained schemes and crippling paranoia. That I can assure you.

So, Neville apparently doesn't hate me, but he so totally does. Hagrid seems upset with me and Peeves probably never trusted me to begin with so hey, maybe that's someone that I haven't hurt a great deal! Whoop-de-do! Anyway, working with them is probably not going to be an option because they're totally murmuring 'that bitch be cray cray' when they don't think I'm noticing so I don't think they'd plan to put up with me for long. Luna, Fenrir and Hooch (I'm sort of ignoring the existence of Tonks right now to make myself feel better) probably think I've got a little of the cray cray too but Hooch is also pretty cray cray (she is amazing <3 ), Luna's totes crazy (I'm going off the series not the game, leave me alone) and hey maybe Fenrir likes his women insane! This is going to work out for Mrs. Figg guys! You heard it here first!

I would like to apologize to Myrtle though. I enjoyed playing with you this game and I'm sorry that I went totally crazy and didn't trust you. I know that's probably not going to cut it, but I do feel pretty bad.

So yes the plan!!! Luna's sort of heavily hinted that she doesn't want to go to endgame with Tonks. 80% chance this is untrue and that she's totally going to the end with Tonks, but I'm going to take that 20% for all it's worth and milk it baby, I'll milk it until it's dry!

Fenrir is totally not taking me beyond Final 5, but I'm pretty whatever about it at this point. I've convinced myself that I would've maybe possibly probably not been voted out as a threat if I'd continued down my previous road so yeah!

But yes back to the plan! I'm probably going to 'pretend' to be a complete basket-case after the emotions of the last EC (yes I know, I'm not fooling myself either, shush) so that the people I've stabbed just think I'm a huge loser instead of a cold-hearted backstabbing villain (I kind of am that too but oh well) so maybe they'll think they can manipulate me later on to save themselves and not vote me out. They probably could! That's what's so beautiful about it!

But yeah, basic gist of this post is that I'm completely crazy and I'm going to win the game, but I'm not going to be any less crazy!
Edited by Mrs. Figg, Jul 11 2014, 04:54:37 AM.
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Mrs. Figg
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Hooch, I am going to win this veto for you gurl!
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Mrs. Figg
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Madame Hooch
 
Er, I forgot to say something about Luna. Handle a F2 alliance with her however feels best for you. I trust both of you enough that I'm not going to hold anything I hear about either of you against you at this point. Even if you do end up closer to her than to me, like I've been saying, you need to play your own game. You do still have a chance to win as long as you're here, don't just give up.

I'm so glad I didn't turn on her. She is one of the most wonderful players I've had the experience of playing with. I think I know who she is too, which would make this no surprise (and also would explain why people don't like her), but I could very well be wrong. She is great regardless.
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Mrs. Figg
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I think my goal might be to get Hooch to the end of the game...
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Mrs. Figg
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Yeah, I think I'll just need to say here that that PM explains why I just can't betray Hooch.
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Mrs. Figg
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Oh yessss, as always, I have a plan! It's kind of awful really, but Fenrir is basically begging me not to use the power of veto on Hooch if I win it. If I can get him to agree to vote for Tonks as long as I agree not to nominate him (I'll of course make this sound as non-manipulative as possible even though it totally is), maybe just maybe I'll be able to save Hooch. Of course, he could just agree to it and then vote for Hooch anyway, but then he'd have an angry Mrs. Figg after him, and I'm not sure that he wants that. :P
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Mrs. Figg
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I do feel bad about what I'm doing to Neville though. He's actually being nice to me after what happened...
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Mrs. Figg
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But hey, he was the one that forced me to choose between him and Hooch, and frankly I think Hooch needs more love (and I like her a lot so...).
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Mrs. Figg
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Oh now I'm getting all emotional about Neville! :(
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Cornelius Fudge
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Hello darling. It's been a while hasn't it? Answer these questions truthfully. You mustn't tell lies.

Q1: You've made the Top 8. Please give yourself a critique on your game play up until this point.
Q2: How has the Big Brother rounds effected your game play?
Q3: What is your plan to make it to the Final 2?
Q4: Also, who is your ideal Final 2 partner? One name only please.
Q5: Finally, list the next 6 boots from this round up until the Final 2 and how you plan on achieving said results.
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Dumbledore
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Also, why did you not use the veto?
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Mrs. Figg
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I didn't know I would be immune from nomination. :$

I was thinking about asking, but I assumed that I had done really badly in the challenge and Neville was telling me he had won so I didn't bother.
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