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Story Time with Nazgul & Friends; Guest Staring the Sapphire Slayers!
Topic Started: Sep 28 2012, 10:18:01 PM (128 Views)
Nazgul
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO STORY TIME WITH NAZGUL AND FRIENDS.

TODAY WE WILL TELL A STORY, WITH THE HELP OF THE SAPPHIRE SLAYERS.

Here is what we do! I will start off the story with one sentence. And anyone can add to the story by posting the next sentence.

"Once upon a time, in a land filled with midgets hobbits and trolls moderators, a group of seven set out on a quest."
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Haldir
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"The quest was long and arduous, and Merry led them all up the hill! Fortunately, however, Gollum was close by and choked Merry to death! Enraged, the rest of the seven shot Gollum full of arrows, and everyone pounded each other on the backs and roared with laughter.

Suddenly..."
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Haldir
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Ahem.

"SUDDENLY..."
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Aragorn
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Blues already lost this game
Suddenly, in the blink of an eye, a giant eagle swooped from the sky towards there fighters.

Then,...
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Haldir
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... Eomer was gobbled up!

After that, they all went to Hogsmeade The Prancing Pony and downed some butterbeer pints of ale to celebrate their victory in Challenge 3!

When suddenly, in the door walks none other than ________!
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Nazgul
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HARRY POTTER.

And Harry Potter was not happy to see ______...
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Aragorn
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Blues already lost this game
Hermione fucking Ron and Ginny being left out. So Harry ______
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Shadowfax
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Shut up woman get on my horse
Declared himself the magicman and asked to be referred as H. Piddy from now on. Then he went to work doing...
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Haldir
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... what he normally does, which is exterminating magical white horses and using their meat for Aragorn's Horsemeat Packaging Co. which ships directly to seven international locations...
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Aragorn
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Blues already lost this game
And all across the magical land. He uses his special barbeque sauce to...
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Haldir
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... season the tender and delectable flesh of Shadowfax's relatives, increasing its allure to elves and dwarf-kind alike. Many a feast was held in Moria during its times of lore, where this AHP Co. fare was the main course, and its fine flavor was celebrated in Lothlorien and Mirkwood with no less vigor.

But alas, Shadowfax grew weary of the slaughter of his relatives, and with great fury, he...
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Aragorn
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Blues already lost this game
Threw himself as a sacrifice to the AHP Co. who promptly grounded him up as well. This fine (ground) specimen...
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