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| Latrovia | Jan 14 2016, 05:23 PM Post #1 | ||
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NLSR^ National Latrovian Scientific Research The top Scientific bord of the United Kingdom of Latrovia, gathered today to introduce to the public, the latest Latrovian scientific achievements. "Ladies and gentleman of the press, We wish to welcome you to our newest scientific exposition. I know how eager you are all, so I will get straight to the cheese. One of the greatest issues that it is believed that the human kind will suffer is, waters low level. But the future, no matter how distant it sounds, its not that far away, especially when science is included. For the past couple of years NLSR worked really hard to bring a sollution to climate change. So after years of studying meteorlogy and quantom physics we brought the sollution to you. Ladies and gentleman, we introduce to you LSDS (Latrovian Satellite Defensive System). ![]() These huge satellites are build around our country. We found out that by using the same technology we make our Iron Troops, we could also use it to save our planet. Imagine a world where there will be no water drop levels, a world where no people would starve. Imagine water and huge farms in the African Continent, and all of that due to LSDS." Reporter: Sir, why did you call it as defensive system? Scientist: "Excellent question. Well to be honest, our top priority is to save our planet, but we also modified our newest satellites for other reasons. One of them would be to defend our home country. Imagine having a transparent shield around your home that nothing can touch it. We were informed long time ago that Kumania was going to build starships. Well we wouldnt go for that, it would be a painfull way to spent your moneys if a simple starship "fails" to opperate properly. So, we decided building this. Our idea originally came from Harry Potter....in his latest movies in order to protect their school, they had to shield it. So, NLSR in coorporation with S.H.I.E.L.D founded this project. Reporter: What else can the satellite do? Scientist: Well lets say that our satellites are able to increase our protection from 100% to 1000%. First of all, our satellites are able to build a magnetic field around our nation. The benefits of it would be protection 24/7. We had to study the Kumanian ships, and their shots magnitute and radiation. After our studies, we found out to stop these shots, SHIELD. In case of emergency our satellites in their unknown spots, are going to produce a magnetic transparent level around our country island. Their effects are severe to any enemy attack attempt towards us. It works actually the same as ozone but much stronger. When a meteor enters our stratoshpear, it starts heating. The same will happen with bullets, missiles and nuclear missiles. The moment a bullet tries to pass our shield it will simply burn. The moment a missile will pass our shield it will be defused, and its discs will be fried. It will fall in our land and will cost no damage...the same goes for nuclear missiles. Now if it a beam or lazer shot, our shield will reflect it back from where it came. Playing with the magnitute and magnetic fields will be an impossible game for any enemy of UKL. First of all, it causes confusion, due the fact that it messes with the enemies radars, hiding our nations location... So we will just be invisible to the enemys radars. If a plane passes the shield, its discs will fry shutting down every plane engine...even if it is the first, second or 102 engine. Giving the pilot two options, either fall and burn or just detach from his plane. The second advantage we get is, that we can mess up with the enemy's climate. Imagine fighting a war against mother nature, its scary now isnt it? But as I said, our aim is to create a better planet and not ruin it. This creation is used only for peace reasons, and maintaing peace in every cost. Another creation is our HulkBusters. There could be nothing more beatiful rather than Larger Iron Troops. The image speaks it all, just enjoy the rest of the exposition ladies and gentleman.
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| The Land of Golden Blobfish | Jan 16 2016, 03:22 AM Post #2 | ||
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 10:16 AM Post #3 | ||
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Good evening ladies & gentleman and welcome to our program, on "whats making news". A late Calofasian report brought cheers to the International Latrovian Scientific Comittee to as what they call falsificated news. It all started with our operator, Chris Philips watching the Calofasian News report, when they suddenly started talking for low temperatures in our Island. "I had to check outside the window and back on my monitor, to understand what they were trying to say" he admitted. "After I heared that news report I just had to inform my superiors and all the way up to the goverment." The Latrovian goverment awaited the news with the same positive result, and called for the greatest Latrovian scientist to give his personal opinion, as to why Calofas would state something like this: Fredrich Ion responded: "Well Ladies & Gentleman, I think it is pretty obvious. We now, posses a technology that makes us literally Gods. And if you dont believe me you can see the Kumanian and Calofasian News. Kumania was judging us and called our SHIELD program a "baloney"and now Calofas is spreading false reports over us. I understand and share their fears but let me make you a quick question? How would we be able to recieve their news, if our devices were fried, how would you be able to listen to me if you TV's didnt work? Did you notice a decrease in our temperatures? Did you asked yourselves why the Calofasian news report spoke of freezing tempetures to our nation and their satellite photo was red over us? How can we speak of such a great damage, since we never turned on our SHIELD? Freaking awesome right? In freezing situations the satellite image is blue, and not red. Let's move on...Since all that news report was false, why are they really doing this? Well it is quite simple, we now posses a technology that takes us 50 years ahead, and every propaganda news, or false report will draw its attention towards us. That is quite lovely honestly...But let me make you a quick question? The Calofasian scientists, did they by any chance bought their diplomas, or were they asked to talk silly things? Ladies and gentleman, what would really happen, if the sun would go "Kaboom" one day? The plants would die, there would be no oxygen, we couldn't see anything since there would be no light reflection,our planet would die, since its orbit would be changed. And that is something that our children in fifth grade are teached. Now, lets talk some real news! Our shield is produced by our satellites and it is to be turned on when we are at great risk by an external force. Our shield not only allow us to make international calls, but it also allow to use more effectively the sun light for green energy. But mostly it protects us by anything and anyone who gets in contact with it. If Kumania lets say would shoot a beam towards us, the shield might absord it or reflect it back to the Kumanian ship, and thats up to us to decide by a switch of a button. The shield it's transparent and allows the sunbeams to pass, but weapons with high levels of photons are not able to pass our shield. In other words, the sunbeams are so wide spread that are able to enter the SHIELD, but lasers or beam shots or as they scientifically are called (Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission aka LASER) are prohibited from passing our SHIELD. And that goes only for laser shots with concetrated photons. A laser is a device that emits light through a process of optical amplification based on the stimulated emission of electromagnetic radiation. Which makes it impossible for any foreign WMD to overcome our security. Another funny fact is, that our satellites and their functions are the big deal. Our satellites have the abillity to shut down devices by thousands of miles away with a switch of a button. They can shut down missiles, planes and even satellites if deemed necessary. In this way we have just privatised world peace and stability, what more can anyone ask for? And most of all, we can change the worlds climate for better! The funny thing is that we are called terrorists for our technology. Doesnt that go for both sides honestly? When you create a WMD doesnt that make you a threat as well..or jumping dogs that destroy cities dont count in this case? I just have to say, be cooperative to see the benefits of a good friendship... And if they really want to donate their money to us, they are greatly welcomed..Perhaps their money will be enough to develop our next big idea, without goverment fonding" ![]() Edited by Latrovia, Jan 16 2016, 10:30 AM.
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 10:23 AM Post #4 | ||
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Thats a genious playboy philanthropist idea
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| North America | Jan 16 2016, 11:55 AM Post #5 | ||
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GNA has used an orbital anti-missile/ground strike system for nearly 8 years now. Not exactly a very new invention. | ||
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 11:58 AM Post #6 | ||
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We can work together in the future of our two nations
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| People's Liberation Republic | Jan 16 2016, 12:08 PM Post #7 | ||
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After calling themselves gods, the PLR withdrew their funding and stated that they are insulted by the sheer ignorance | ||
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 12:10 PM Post #8 | ||
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After the statement of PLR's goverment, UKL responds to watch out where they actually spent their money on, and that this is not the way they are supposed to act on their assosiates and their friends! UKL's wishes to remind PLR their prior stand, and their desire to make peace with UKL, asking them not to escalate things once again. Reminding them that there will be no turning back, if they try to put Latrovia in the corner again.
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| Aghrabia | Jan 16 2016, 12:16 PM Post #9 | ||
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The Aghrabian Institute of Scientific Advancement states, and I quote: "What the F*CK is that abomination doing on this planet." | ||
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 12:17 PM Post #10 | ||
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UKL responds: "We may, or may not be building our next big thing!" |
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| People's Liberation Republic | Jan 16 2016, 12:41 PM Post #11 | ||
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The PLR Communications Director informed Latrovia that peace will remain between the countries but the PLR is withdrawing their funds not based on diplomatic and political reasons but for stating false divinity and godliness. Additionally, the PLR will reconsider granted a reduced amount of funds if the Latrovian government takes back their claims of false prophecy. Furthermore, the PLR informed Latrovia that they must come to the realization that the world does not revolve around Latrovia and that they better start acting more civilized to other countries and leaders that are different from them or as the Latrovians stated: there will be no turning back. |
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 12:49 PM Post #12 | ||
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After the latest statement, it is quite obvious that the People Republic does not get the meaning of "metaphor", therefor UKL's makes clear to PLR and Calofas that the false politics and news are not selling anymore. You can keep your money we dont need them. The Latrovian goverment makes clear to all parties not to confuse obbeynce with civilization. Therefor wishes them to check their own internal agenda if they do not wish to detonate things with UKL Edited by Latrovia, Jan 16 2016, 12:50 PM.
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| People's Liberation Republic | Jan 16 2016, 12:56 PM Post #13 | ||
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Victor Houghton himself told Latrovia that it is not required for the PLR to communicate and cooperate with Latrovia but Houghton decided to only to deescalate international tensions. Now, Houghton would go on to say that Latrovia has every right to place themselves on an Ivory Tower away from all others by proclaiming such rhetoric; however, reassured that Latrovia is doing more harm than good with their natural pompous instinct and characteristics. Houghton points out that Latrovia must realize that they are not the lone world superpower and needs to remember that there are other regional superpowers that they will recognize whether they want to or not. Additionally, Houghton wants to make it clear that Internal Affairs of the PLR has nothing to do with Foreign policy; therefore, Latrovia should not get both twisted and intermingled in order to prove a point. Houghton stated that there will be peace but if Latrovia continues their passive aggression then it will lead to a point of no return. Most importantly, Houghton informed Latrovia that they are not as invincible and superior as they proclaim to be and should start opening their eyes on rather than speaking out of their asses. Edited by People's Liberation Republic, Jan 16 2016, 12:58 PM.
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 01:07 PM Post #14 | ||
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Speaking of asses, perhaps it is time PLR understands that, Latrovia does not sweat by that low ass attitude. Latrovia wishes to remind to PLR their TG's about making peace, without interfering into each others internal affairs, in this case we wouldnt like to list the rest of those TG's our nation recieved. There is no aggresion, until someone uses it. PLR can mind its own business as UKL already does. Or else we will be forced to remember our own Foreign Policy. Edited by Latrovia, Jan 16 2016, 01:09 PM.
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| People's Liberation Republic | Jan 16 2016, 01:19 PM Post #15 | ||
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The PLR wants to remind Latrovia that the PLR has the response TGs of Latrovia wanting to the same things as well as other things. If Latrovia wants us to mind our business then very well. We will stay in our Mediterranean and Middle East region as long as Latrovia stays in their region and waters or the waters of their allies in Northern Europe as far away from the PLR as possible Edited by People's Liberation Republic, Jan 16 2016, 01:22 PM.
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 01:26 PM Post #16 | ||
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Latrovia states that it has every right to remain in International Waters, as long as the PLR is not threatened or feel insecure. Also the goverment of Latrovia, states that the technological advancemet is created for the good of UKL and the International Community and that PLR if it wishes to join the Latrovian summity and see for itself...they are very welcomed |
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| Aghrabia | Jan 16 2016, 09:53 PM Post #17 | ||
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Whoa, you realise what you sound like? Premier Aleksandr would like to remind Prime Minister Houghton and King Alexander I that international relations rely on both of you SHUTTING UP for once and not arguing. PLR it was a metaphor. Latrovia stop making yourself so OP. |
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| Latrovia | Jan 16 2016, 10:01 PM Post #18 | ||
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It is my right to create weapons to protect myself..since others build satellites and starships, I dont think I am wrong to build something even better..after all, it was my idea and I just embrace it. OOC: And btw, hahahahahahaha
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| Axeldonia | Jan 16 2016, 11:02 PM Post #19 | ||
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| Latrovia | Jan 17 2016, 01:33 AM Post #20 | ||
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We have a navy? | ||
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| Kumania | Jan 17 2016, 01:56 AM Post #21 | ||
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Well we're supposed to but the Ministry of Defense hasn't really done much this term. Hopefully soon that Ministry can get activity going and get the whole ESU military up and running. |
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| Latrovia | Jan 17 2016, 09:26 AM Post #22 | ||
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| Latrovia | Feb 4 2016, 07:56 PM Post #23 | ||
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Ladies & Gentleman, welcome to tonights news edition live from NLB. The country elected today Latrovia's new Prime Minister. It is the first time after 60 years that the Latrovian parliament elected an ex militant of LAF's forces. Jonathan Dewly of UKL's socialist party operated in many military operations around the world. He won the hearts of Latrovia's citizens with his current propositions towards the kidnap of Latrovian citizens from the Brazilistani goverment. The Brazilistani goverment kidnapped and sold to terrorist organisations and mafia groups Latrovian children under the age of 10. Their number is believed to exceed the 1,990. The Latrovian King condamned the Brazilistanis actions and supported the Latrovian goverment in its decission to go to war with the Brazilistani. Currently, the Latrovian forces have bombed more than 60 military bases and Brazilistani camps, while the Iron Suits are cleaning the path to what it is believed to be the total colonisation of Brazilistani. The Ministry of Defense and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Latrovia assured everyone that no Brazilistani citizen will be harmed or injured. They also released through an unknown location, a public message to Brazilistan's citizens to remain home and not participate in armed conflicts. The Hulk Busters have cleaned up the path for our country's troops to procceed while our Latrovian Satellite Defensive System was activated and fried all communications between Brazilistanis remained forces and the goverment. Thats all for now, we will keep you updated.
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| Latrovia | Feb 25 2016, 08:08 AM Post #24 | ||
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25th of February ; 2016 Goodevening ladies and gentleman and welcome to "Latrovian Morning" ; I am Mark Owen and this is todays top news. The Latrovian Prime Minister ; Jonathan Dewly, critisized harshly the behaviour and allegations of the worlds leaders regarding our country's actions during the past years. His statements, were followed by an International unsatisfaction, while many fear the Latro-PLR alliance. In his latest statements to our news channel, the Latrovian Prime Minister declared "That it is a great shame, that the worlds leaders now fear Latrovia." he additionally added that "During the cold war between our country and PLR, everyone critisized Latrovia's stance towards PLR's international politics ; and now the world leaders are just critisizing Latrovia for allying with the Arab state." After we asked him his opinion about the Royal Wedding between Latrovia and PLR he had to say "Well the parlament doesnt really care what the Latrovian Royal Family do, they go their way and we go our way. In the end our country has a Parlamental Monarchy, the best form of a Kingdom's Democracy." The Latrovian Prime Minister didnt neglect responding to Kumanian official allegations as well "Well this is a poor action made by the Kumanian Kingdom, we usually do not tend to talk bad about our allies. Our goverment understands that many nations are confused and scared by our alliance with PLR, but frankly its not like we care about international opinion. We remain strong, and we will keep supporting and protecting ESU's nation despite their newly formed opinion about us." When the UKL's PM was asked if Latrovia is following the same political line with PLR, he said "Of course NOT! But, in order to prevent an upcoming war we just had a way to put our differencies aside and work our asses for ones. We understand that a lot of people think that we will conquer them, but its quite the opposite, we support their countries domestic authorities in exchange a mutual way of communication and diplomacy. We dont conquer fellas, we help....... PLR's parlament can act their strange way, but that doesnt mean that our Parlament supports their actions. But, I am rather upset by Kumanias stance, it seems like they dont really know what they really want, perhaps for once they can enlight us by telling us actually what they fear and what not, we are quite tired by their actions." And now we move one with..... |
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| Latrovia | Feb 27 2016, 11:07 AM Post #25 | ||
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27th of February ; 2016 Greetings ladies and gentleman, I am Mark Owen and this is what makes news! Under the majority of votes, the parlanment of Latrovia in coorporation with the goverment agreed to cut half the military expenses. According with our insider sources, both the goverment and the house of Greenes agreed that Latrovia is standing on ESU's top military powers so a nice cut on its expenses would be beneficial. A new legislation was passed, increasing the spending in education, healthcare, international and interior welfare, and environment. In other news, the Latrovian community in an AVAAST questionary voted against the removal Princess of Gloria as the Legimate heir to Kumanias throne according to AVAAST Princess Gloria has brought the smiles in many Latrovian faces across the five Kingdoms as well as, to the Commonwealth of Iloiada, which counts one week under the rulement of Alexander the 1st. A shocking news was brought from inside the palace, where the Latrovian crown dennied the royal marriage between Princess Aamira Azman and Prince Christopher Pomonis. The Palace's Royal protocols dennied to give Royalty to Princess Aamira as she does not share the same religion and culture with the rest of the Latrovian citizens. This decission by the palace was greeted by the parlanment as well. A common marriage between Prince Christopher and Aamira Azman is expected to happen, if the Caliphate of PLR does not denny it. In other news, Prince Dominic and Princess Gloria, is expected to get married by the end of March, the date is not yet known, but officials by both the Royal families will attent the wedding is sign of good will and coorportation between UKL and Kumania. Currently the couple is travelling from Kingdom to Kingdom in Latrovia and soon they will start their journey in many Kumanian locations, to meet the public and aspire youth generations for the best. The Latrovian market met new records today, sky rocketing itself in ESU's top Economical superpowers. Our estimated new GDP of 626 Trillion Astrials a year, is expected to be divided between Tourism, Energy and International Investments, keeping UKL in the heart of ESU's Global Economy. Axeldonia and Aghrabia are still word fighting each other in the Mediterranean summit over a small land with 1200 people on it. Both goverments are questioning the rightfull owner of the area, but Axeldonia in sign of prosperity is willing to have a referendum over the area for the people to decide in which country they would like to be part of. Despite Axeldonia's will for a referendum, Aghrabia is still not lowering its tone, causing panic and confusion between ESU's leaders. The Latrovian government publicly supports the Axeldonian government but do not wish to interfere in its international foreign affairs. In a late statement, the Secretary of the parlanment admitted that "Despite the contradictions among ESU's nations for our decission to leave that summit, we can never be more than gratefull for our PM decission to leave. This is not the first summit of peace or coorporation that key nations dont actually make peace or coorporate with one another. It is also not the first summit which we attend but the it is certainly the first summit we decide to leave. If the Eurasian community of nations were blaming us for causing issues, troubles or huge fights and a fuss, no one can blame us now for the turning of the Mediterranean summit. These nations do not need Latrovia to prove them how low their actions are, they do it themeselves." And this concludes todays news, stay safe and tuned to our channel for more. Edited by Latrovia, Feb 27 2016, 11:19 AM.
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