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| Kumania | Jan 14 2016, 09:45 PM Post #1 |
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KNN International is a division of the Kumania News Network (KNN), which is one of several news networks throughout Kumania. However, it is the first to broadcast internationally via KNN International. All stories here are broadcast on the International Edition of the Kumania News Network. With offices in Kumania City, Toronto, Kenora, and cities all around the world, KNN International is the best choice for news! Niceness
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| Kumania | Apr 11 2016, 04:30 AM Post #101 |
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10 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. It has been rumored that trials for the former government of Lower Midland led by King Rhaul will take place soon. It will be a multilateral effort with Kumania, Fuhrmania, Merlinton, Calofas, Blobfish, and SSR representatives being decision makers along with a representative from the new government of Lower Midland. The Kumanian Ministry of Justice has announced that it hopes that finally there can be a successful trial by an international tribunal which won't end up being cancelled due to the dangerous former leader of the occupied nation killing himself. Other than reports of the Tacon Trials, today was the first slow news day in a while. The only other major news is that the new term of the Royal Parliament will begin tomorrow. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day. |
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| Kumania | Apr 12 2016, 04:18 AM Post #102 |
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11 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. New terms began today for the Royal Parliament and the provincial governments. On the provincial level in Princess Gloria Island, the first order of business was a bill that would rename the name of the province to Princess Emily Island. A bill was also proposed in the Committee of Royal Affairs to disqualify Crown Princess Gloria as the heir apparent and allow Emily to become the heir apparent. The committee is scheduled to vote on the bill tomorrow. Both bills have multipartisan support. The bill to revoke Gloria's qualification to be heir apparent was proposed by Liberal Leader Gerald Black of Newfoundland. Meanwhile, Libertarian Socialist Leader Paulina Sands of Ontario was reconfirmed as Speaker of Parliament. The five cabinet ministers were also reconfirmed by the Royal Parliament. It was announced today that Latrovia and Komuvlatkes would have joint-control of Vuil Eilandes. This happening after a referendum was held across Komuvlatkes regarding the option for the nation to become a commonwealth of Latrovia. Nationwide, the option to become a commonwealth of Latrovia failed. However, 100% of the voters in the territory of Vuil Eilandes supported becoming a commonwealth of Latrovia so the island territory will become a commonwealth of Latrovia on 14 April. Arab Prime Minister Moammar Nasir Al-Abdullah announced the members of his cabinet, but more importantly announced a major change in Arab foreign policy. PLR will become fairly isolationist. The Kumanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs hasn't commented on this change of foreign policy by PLR, but it's likely that they're celebrating this news since PLR is still technically Kumania's biggest rival and the status quo foreign policy of the Arabs has led to several instances of escalated tensions. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 13 2016, 04:16 AM Post #103 |
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12 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The Royal Parliament has voted in a landslide today to disqualify Crown Princess Gloria from being King Jimmy's successor. This unprecedented and historical action received multipartisan support with the main argument being that it's a defense of Kumanian sovereignty. Since more than two-thirds of MPs supported this bill that now makes Emily the Crown Princess, the approval of King Jimmy isn't needed. Shortly after it was announced that Gloria would not be Jimmy's successor, the provincial legislature of Princess Gloria Island voted unanimously to rename the name of the province to Princess Emily Island. However, this name change will need to get the approval of the Royal Parliament before it's official. All of this happening as PLR and Latrovia have severed diplomatic relations once again in response to Arab criticism of the Latrovians expanding their direct influence into Africa. The other major action conducted by the Royal Parliament today was a bill that allocates funds to construct a Kumanian joint-forces base on the coast of northeastern Lower Midland. Kumanian troops landed on the coast this morning. The Kumanian troops will occupy this northeastern area of Lower Midland until the nation can be securely administered by a new government. It has been announced that a great chunk of the allocated funds will go to the government of Lower Midland to purchase the land that the Kumanian government wants to construct the base on. No supplies to build the base will be shipped until permission is granted from the Lower Midlandian government that the Kumanian military can establish a base on their coast. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 14 2016, 05:00 AM Post #104 |
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13 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The Latrovian Ministry of Defense has announced the creation of four space stations around the orbit of Earth and Jupiter. It has been speculated that the Latrovians will soon pursue starships since starships are a more efficient method of travel and Earth and Jupiter are far away from each other. PLR has announced that Arcadia will become a commonwealth of PLR. In response to this news, King Jimmy gave the following statement: "I must admit I'm rather disappointed with PLR. I was considering possibly reestablishing diplomatic relations with them, but this move has destroyed any chances at relations being reestablished anytime soon. Once again PLR lies to the world. Their government claims that they're becoming isolationist, but they're still doing their same old tricks in trying to assert their influence in strategic regions of the world. Kumania will not tolerate this imperialism any longer. So therefore I am ordering a blockade off the northern coast of Potenzi to forbid any ships that aren't Kumanian, Potenzian, or Calofasian from passing through. PLR will not continue to have a foothold in the Americas. They will only be here over my dead body. I shall also boost our naval presence in the Hudson Bay. I also am declaring a no-fly zone over the parts of the Hudson Bay that aren't administered by Arctic States, Kumania, or Potenzi. The Kumanian people are sick of PLR's bullshit. So I speak directly to the Arab government. Leave the Americas alone. Get the fuck out of our hemisphere. Stay in your own region. You can go ahead and bully your African, European, and Asian neighbors. I don't care. However, I will not tolerate your presence on this side of the Atlantic. The Arab people are welcome in this hemisphere of course. But the Peoples Liberation Republic shall not operate in the western hemisphere." And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 15 2016, 04:50 AM Post #105 |
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14 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. On a surprisingly slow news day, King Jimmy has announced an ambitious proposal to establish Kumanian colonies on Venus and Mars, with options for colonies on moons of Jupiter and Saturn and a space station orbiting Saturn. This comes as construction is finally set to begin on the Kumanian Lunar Colony. This is also allegedly in response to the Latrovians launching four space stations, with two of them orbiting Jupiter and the other two orbiting Earth. King Jimmy implied that this was in response to the Latrovian achievement by stating "it is best for Kumania to stay ahead of others in this scientific race". He even mentioned the Latrovians by name and defended his proposal against those who claim that it's a copycat proposal. He was quoted as saying, "I understand the Latrovians have already constructed four space stations including two to orbit Jupiter. I also understand that this could be deemed as copycating. But it isn't. This proposal I have submitted is mostly for colonies on actual ground. There is only one option for one space station, which would be around Saturn. The Latrovians have their space stations orbiting Earth and Jupiter, so there is a clear difference." King Jimmy then went on to clarify that he would consider a space station in orbit around Earth in the future. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 16 2016, 04:35 AM Post #106 |
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15 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The Royal Parliament overwhelmingly passed King Jimmy's proposal for Kumanian colonies on Venus and Mars today. King Jimmy declared that he was pleased and proud of this news when it was announced. King Jimmy also announced that it's expected that the Kumanian Lunar Colony will be fully operational by the beginning of June. A national contest will be held to determine the official name of the colony before its residents will be able to move in. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 17 2016, 05:16 AM Post #107 |
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16 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. In Fuhrmania, several major reforms have gotten approval from the Fuhrmanian Parliament today. These reforms include major projects for rebuilding infrastructure, healthcare reform, and emergency services reform. Several Kumanian political experts have expressed surprise at how these reforms were passed in a government led by the Fascist Party. The main cause for surprise is that government spending is increased so much and these are the projects that typically are supported by those whose political beliefs are definitely further left on the political spectrum. After being in Merlinton for the past month and a half, Princess Emily finally returned home to Kumania today. When she arrived back home, she was officially made the Crown Princess of the Royal Republic of Kumania in a private ceremony at the Royal Palace. So unless the Royal Parliament strips Emily of her right to be King Jimmy's successor, Emily will be the first Queen of the Royal Republic of Kumania when King Jimmy is no longer able to perform his duties. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 18 2016, 05:40 AM Post #108 |
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17 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Fuhrmania has become the second nation to publicly establish a branch of their armed forces that is primary based in space. The bill to create the Fuhrmanian Space Corps was unanimously passed by the Fuhrmanian Parliament. The Kumanian Ministry of Defense hasn't commented on this news. The Royal Kumanian Space Force was the first branch of a nation's military based in space to ever be publicly established. Meanwhile the first two Latrovian spaceships were launched today. This comes as the Latrovians are undergoing a massive space research program which includes eventually exploring deep space. Black holes were also announced as points of interest in research. Once of the first missions of the RKSF was to launch a polar bear into a black hole far outside the solar system to understand the effects of a black hole on a living being. The Kumanian Ministry of Defense has begun construction of a Kumanian joint forces base on the northeastern coast of Lower Midland. The Kumanian Ministry of Defense promises that the base will be paid for once a new government is established in Lower Midland. Rumors have circulated that the Kumanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs supports uniting the Kumanian Occupation Zone with the Calofasian Occupation Zone to help reestablish a government in Lower Midland. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 19 2016, 04:50 AM Post #109 |
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18 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The Kingsfall Conference has failed. Kumanian Minister of Foreign Affairs Julian Basque left the meeting shortly after The Handlandian Prime Minister. However, a new meeting of international leaders has been announced by PLR to reestablish CROSS. Already Kumania and Calofas have publicly announced their intent to attend the meeting. Minister Basque will represent Kumania at this meeting. King Jimmy stated that he wished he could attend the meeting but couldn't due to stately matters. Several biochemical weapons were detonated across Fuhrmania today. These weapons have released the small pox virus across Fuhrmania. Already 500,000 lives have been lost while 7 million people total have been infected. Kumania has joined Handland and SSR in sending aid to the Fuhrmanians. In a speech, King Jimmy condemned these attacks and offered to help the Fuhrmanians in any and every way possible. The Royal Parliament passed a bill that sends a relief aid package to the Fuhrmanians. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 20 2016, 04:50 AM Post #110 |
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19 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The death toll due to the small pox epidemic in Fuhrmania jumped to 7 million today. The number of people who'd been infected also jumped to 14 million. More nations have responded to this epidemic. The Latrovians have closed their borders while the Calofasians refused to close their borders but did announce intent to begin screenings of all foreign visitors. All Fuhrmanian ports of entry have been closed in an attempt to prevent the outbreak from spreading to other nations. Kumanian Minister of Defense Haley DeFronz announced that Kumania will greatly increase its border security. Like Calofas, Kumanian border authorities will also conduct health screenings on all new foreign visitors to prevent the outbreak from entering Kumania. In addition, the travel ban on Europe has been expanded to encompass all of Asia and Africa. Kumania's top scientists are allegedly working around the clock to produce a great amount of the small pox vaccine to prevent further spread of the disease. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 21 2016, 05:05 AM Post #111 |
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20 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. There have been no further confirmed deaths due to the outbreak of smallpox in Fuhrmania today. However, another 1 million people have been infected. Fuhrmanian Chancellor Kline has fired his Minister of Health due to allegedly slow response and laziness in dealing with the outbreak. Jakoh Baumann was immediately selected as the new Fuhrmanian Minister of Health. Calofasian authorities have reported their nation's first case of smallpox. The patient was screened upon entering Calofas and had been in Fuhrmania before Fuhrmania closed its borders. Fortunately, the patient is being quarantined. Calofasian and Kumanian authorities intheir respective occupation zones in Lower Midland have begun investigations at laboratories in Lower Midland. The Kumanian Ministry of Defense also announced that they almost have enough small pox vaccines for all Kumanians. However, the Ministry's top doctors will work to build a massive surplus to help as many foreigners as possible as well. The Kumanian Occupation Zone is now under 100% lockdown. No one will be able to enter or exit without explicit permission from either Minister of Defense Haley DeFronz or King Jimmy. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 22 2016, 05:28 AM Post #112 |
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21 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The new Fuhrmanian Minister of Health Jakoh Baumann announced this morning his plan to combat the small pox epidemic that is plaguing Fuhrmania. A team of 500 scientists has been formed to find the cure. The Kumanian Ministry of Defense has already been working on creating enough vaccines to vaccinate all Kumanians and possibly millions of other people. The Ministry of Defense hasn't commented on the announcement by Minister Baumann, or declared that they'll aid the Fuhrmanian scientists. The man quarantined by Calofasian authorities yesterday for testing positive for small pox has died today. In addition, the 54 other passengers on the plane the patient took from SSR to Calofas have also been quarantined, with three more people now displaying symptoms of the virus. The man who passed away today was Fuhrmanian and the three new patients include one Roman and two Calofasians. Calofasian authorities in Lower Midland have concluded their report. However, the Calofasian government surprisingly announced that it would not publicly release the results of the report. The Calofasian government has also ceased all aid to Fuhrmania. This has created an outburst of speculation and conspiracy theories on social media. On Calofasian Twitter, the top two hashtags are #FuhrmaniaSmallpox and #InsideJob. The Calofasian government declared that it would not comment on any allegations being made on social media. The Fuhrmanian Chancellor Jakoh Kline has stated that he'd like to see the results of the Calofasian report. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 23 2016, 05:22 AM Post #113 |
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22 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The death toll in Fuhrmania of the small pox epidemic has risen to 14 million with a total of 25 million confirmed cases. The former Chancellor Karola Fuhrmann was announced to have been infected with the disease. The Kumanian Ministry of Defense finally announced to all nations combating the epidemic that the ministry would like to collaborate with anyone interested in fighting the epidemic. The scientists within the ministry have created enough vaccines for all Kumanians and are working on building a massive surplus of the vaccine to hopefully give away to foreigners. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 24 2016, 04:38 AM Post #114 |
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23 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Former Fuhrmanian Chancellor Karola Fuhrmann passed away this morning. She one of millions of victims of this small pox epidemic that is plaguing Fuhrmania. As of right now, the death toll stands at 15 million with 26 million confirmed cases and an estimated 30 million total who currently carry the virus. Fuhrmanian Chancellor Jakoh Kline stated that the former Chancellor would be buried with high Fuhrmanian honors and that flags would be flown at half staff across Fuhrmania until after the epidemic is over. King Jimmy has also ordered for flags to be flown at half staff across Kumania for the next week in memory of the millions of lives lost due to this horrifying plague. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 25 2016, 04:23 AM Post #115 |
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24 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Kumanian social media has been in a massive uproar today after a document summarizing the results of the Calofasian Bioweapons Inspection in Lower Midland was leaked to Kumanian media. The document: Lower Midland: Inspections for Bioweapons Program 24.04.2016 Dr. Donatien R. Barros Bioweapons Specialist Summary From the onset of the Calofasian occupation of Lower Midland, Calofas weapons inspectors combed Lower Midland for weapons of mass destruction. Under the present circumstances of a bioweapons attack, supposedly perpetrated by a Lower Midland national, this search of weapons of mass destruction became focused on the bioweapon capacity of Lower Midland. This has been given a top priority within the Calofasian Zone of Occupation as determining the origins of the current smallpox attack can offer information on how the virus was engineered as well as offer help on bringing those responsible to justice, and prevent future attacks from the same source. The wide scale inspections took place in over a dozen locations. These locations included Lower Midland Defence Department, pharmaceutical laboratories as well as government controlled laboratories. For a period lasting a total of three weeks a total of 638 inspectors were involved in the through search of all facilities and administrative offices that could determine the bioweapons capability of Lower Midland. After an exhaustive search, this report comes to the conclusion that Lower Midland did not have the infrastructure or the funding for an advanced bioweapons program. There was no evidence of a germ warfare program either on paper or on the ground. The suggestion that the origins of this smallpox virus was synthesised in Lower Midland is rejected. The suggestion that the virus did have its origins in Lower Midland and then transported 12,000 kilometres from Lower Midland to Fuhrmania to be used in a terrorist attack is also questioned. The location of the source of this smallpox virus is unknown. However, bioweapons and germ warfare is an uncommon method due to its deficiencies as a weapon. Very few nations are thought to be pursuing such a weapons program. Yet, this report must note the coincidental nature that one of the few nations that had been pursuing such a weapons program was Fuhrmania. Throughout history there have been half a dozen cases where samples escape containment within the confines of labs. It is not unrealistic to surmise that it is possible that the virus escaped containment in Fuhrmania. The recommendations of this report are that its contents are not shared with the international community, due to the far reaching effects it could have upon global stability. The second recommendation is for the Calofasian Zone of Occupation be closed. The final recommendation is the immediate ending of Fuhrmanian aid due to unanswered questions over the source of the smallpox virus. The Fuhrmanian government has not yet commented on the allegations made by this document. Meanwhile, the Latrovian government has announced that it will finally begin aiding the Fuhrmanians and others to put an end to this smallpox epidemic. In other news, a major conference has been called in Newlend regarding the creation of the International Institute of Space, Earth, Celestial Bodies, & Spacetime Physics (IISECBSP). King Jimmy has dispatched Minister of Internal Affairs Michelle Michaels and Secretary of Education Brandon Ortiz to represent Kumania at this conference. Riadistan, PLR, and Latrovia have also announced intention to attend this conference. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 26 2016, 04:30 AM Post #116 |
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25 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Shortly after the Summary of the Calofasian Bioweapons Investigation in Lower Midland, several arrests were made in Fuhrmania in link to the development of a smallpox weapons program. Several scientists who worked on the discontinued program were denounced as traitors by Fuhrmanian Chancellor Jakoh Kline. It is alleged that these scientists gave the virus created in the program to the terrorists who committed the terrorist attacks last week. Kline declared that the punishment for these scientists will be execution if they are found guilty of these allegations. However, the scientists will be released if found not guilty and the investigation will continue. Massive celebrations have erupted across PLR in wake of the creation of a constitution. It had been decades since PLR had a constitution. King Jimmy applauded the Arab government for creating a sacred document that guarantees that the rule of law will exist in PLR. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 27 2016, 05:42 AM Post #117 |
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26 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Massive anti-Fuhrmanian protests have erupted across Kumania after it'd been revealed that the Fuhrmanian government had indeed been developing a weaponized smallpox virus which is now alleged to be the cause of the massive smallpox epidemic that is plaguing Fuhrmania. So far these protests have remained peaceful but local authorities are on alert just in case these protests become violent. The Roman government has invited the Aghrabian government to a second round of negotiations. This comes as the Romans acknowledge how the Aghrabians remained neutral in the Arab-Roman War. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 28 2016, 04:38 AM Post #118 |
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27 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Fuhrmanian scientists have finally created a vaccine of their own to combat the smallpox epidemic that's plagued the nation for the past couple weeks. This comes as outrage has exploded across the world in response to the confirmation that the Fuhrmanian government had been developing a weaponized smallpox virus. Conservatives, Imperialists, Communists, and Liberals in the Royal Parliament have called for an end to aid to Fuhrmania while the Libertarian Socialists have defended the aid stating, "This aid is going first to the Fuhrmanian people, and the Fuhrmanian people aren't responsible for the irresponsible actions of the Fuhrmann administration. This is the fault of the government of Karola Fuhrmann, not the Fuhrmanian people. And it is sick to even consider denying relief aid to these people when they didn't directly cause this epidemic to occur." And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 29 2016, 05:40 AM Post #119 |
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28 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. A bill to immediately end all relief aid to Fuhrmania was proposed today. The Committee of Foreign Affairs is expected to hear arguments for and against the bill tomorrow morning. This comes as King Jimmy has publicly expressed "great concern" in response to the announcement that the Fuhrmanian government had been developing a weaponized smallpox virus. This has caused speculation over whether even a couple Libertarian Socialist MPs would break party lines and vote in favor of this bill if it was voted on by all 275 MPs. Libertarian Socialist Leader and Speaker of Parliament Paulina Sands declared that she would still lead her party into defeating the bill after King Jimmy made his remarks. Massive anti-Fuhrmanian protests are still occurring across Kumania. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Apr 30 2016, 06:55 AM Post #120 |
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29 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. In a surprising move, the Royal Parliament passed a bill that would end all foreign aid to Fuhrmania. 50 Libertarian Socialist MPs broke party lines and voted with the 40 Liberals, 12 Imperialists, 22 Communists, and 61 Conservatives to pass this bill with a 2/3 majority to overrule any potential veto by King Jimmy. The final vote tally was 185 for and 90 against. This has led to speculation over whether the Libertarian Socialist Party has overcome unity problems. Some sources report that the LSP leadership is seeking establishing the position of Whip within the ranks to keep party members in line during votes. The alleged top candidate is Libertarian Socialist Deputy Leader Franklin Overwood of Superior. Both Speaker of Parliament Paulina Sands and Franklin Overwood have ignored questions regarding these rumors. When questioned about the vote, several of the LSP MPs who broke party lines noted that their vote was determined by King Jimmy's remarks the other day regarding Fuhrmania, calling the entire situation questionable. Many hardcore Libertarian Socialist supporters on social media have condemned the 50 LSP MPs and labelled them as "Royalists who do whatever the King tells them to". We are joined by Liberal Leader Gerald Black of Newfoundland. SB: Mr. Black, welcome. GB: Hello. SB: So, I assume you've heard of the recent alleged unity problems within the LSP? GB: No I totally haven't and news reporters totally haven't been following me around all day. Just kidding indeed I have. SB: Well then I'm glad we were able to get you to sit down with us and answer our questions. GB: Eh I might as well. You guys are fairly nice to me haha. SB: So how do you feel about these rumors of a divide, acknowledging how your party formed as a split from the LSP? GB: It just goes to show that the LSP is an aging party that's taking itself too seriously. But then again the media is taking things too seriously too. Like damn this is the first time King Jimmy has done an action that could be considered not to be so-called progressive in years and there's media uproar about disunity within the LSP! I see it as a nonevent and anyone within the LSP who is freaking out about this needs to calm down. It's ok to vote however you want to. Of course critics of my party could say that voting however anyone wants to was responsible for the tragic economic downturn last year, but whatever. Nothing and no one is entitled to anyone's vote. SB: Now are you saying this just because it was one of your party's MPs who submitted the proposal? GB: Yes and no. Of course I'm glad that my party has surprisingly been fairly successful so far this term with getting Gloria removed as Crown Princess and now ending the foreign aid to Fuhrmania. And now I hope we can successfully put an end to Kumanian presence in Lower Midland with this bill I presented today to the Defense Committee. But political parties are kinda silly in a way and members shouldn't necessarily be forced to vote with the party 100% of the time. I welcome criticism from within. If these allegations are true that the LSP leadership is seeking a method to keep all of its 140 MPs in line, well that just helps my party's campaign message that the LSP needs to get out. A party that's supposed to be the champion of those so-called progressive values shouldn't feel threatened when not everyone within agrees with each other. A true quote progressive party would welcome any dissent within instead of condemning it. SB: Always a pleasure to have you on our show Mr. Black! And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | May 1 2016, 05:45 AM Post #121 |
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30 April 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. A bill to immediately withdraw all Kumanian troops currently stationed in Lower Midland was narrowly passed in the Royal Parliament today. The four Libertarian Socialist MPs from Newfoundland broke party lines and voted with the opposition to pass the bill 139-136. King Jimmy still needs to sign the bill, but the Ministry of Defense has reported mass withdrawal from Lower Midland today anyways. The lack of Kumanian presence in Lower Midland effectively puts an end to the goal of a Kumanian base on the northern Asian mainland for now. This all coming as the media has been in uproar over potential disunity within the Libertarian Socialist Party. This vote could potentially lead to the creation of a Whip within the LSP in order to keep party members in line and united. Such a move has received extremely negative feedback from many across the political spectrum, including hardcore members of the LSP. The LSP leadership continues to ignore questions regarding the potential move. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | May 2 2016, 06:36 AM Post #122 |
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1 May 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The Roman government has announced a meeting for the creation of the Organization of Nations That Only Want To Be Left Alone (ONTOWTBLA). This organization allegedly would preach the same stuff as CROSS concerning sovereignty, but the Roman government in their statement also said that the organization would be a platform for nations to whine about superpowers. King Jimmy informed Kumanian media shortly after the release of this statement that Kumania would not participate in this meeting. King Jimmy surprisingly signed into law today a bill that basically kills all Kumanian military ambitions in Lower Midland. This bill narrowly passed Parliament by a vote of 139-136, with help from the four Libertarian Socialist MPs from Newfoundland who swung the vote in favor of passing the bill. This law now officially ends the Kumanian Occupation in Lower Midland as it mandates that all Kumanian troops be withdrawn from the territory immediately. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | May 3 2016, 05:20 AM Post #123 |
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2 May 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Fuhrmanian Chancellor Jakoh Kline declared Fuhrmania to be smallpox-free today. In his speech, he praised his fellow people for how they've overcome the epidemic, and also criticized several nations including Kumania for backing out of giving aid. Fuhrmania's borders were also reopened during the speech. Calofas has agreed to trade agreements with Riadistan, Newlend, and Korsagoth. The Calofasian government has also extended an invitation to other countries to begin trade talks as well. Kumania and Calofas are currently major trading partners. Kumania will play host to a few concerts on Princess Azman's World Tour. Other countries that have been announced to host concerts for the Arab princess and her band include Latrovia, Merlinton, ESSR, Uchub, and Riadistan. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | May 4 2016, 05:42 AM Post #124 |
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3 May 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Kumania isn't the only country with ambitions for Martian Colonization anymore. Mohammed Judal, the head of the First Emiratian Space Agency, casually hinted that the Emiratis are pursuing a project to eventually colonize Mars. The Kumanian Royal Space Force is expected to begin working on establishing Kumanian colonies on Venus and Mars within the next few months. The Kumanian Lunar Colony is already under construction. King Jimmy responded to statements made by Fuhrmanian Chancellor Jakoh Kline rather harshly in a press conference today: "I find it whack how Jakoh is bitching over here at how his people had to combat their epidemic quote all alone. How many times did our Ministry of Defense reach out to the Fuhrmanians and offer them our vaccines? Quite a ton! The Fuhrmanians didn't take any of the aid we sent them. So therefore, the Kumanian taxpayers will get a full refund since none of the aid was taken. And then he criticizes us for only now being extremely aware of their smallpox weaponization program. Well it's not like Kumania constantly sticks its nose in everyone's business. The Kumanian people and government have far better things to do than learn every single thing that's going on in every other country around the world. We don't run the world. We don't need to look out for every single questionable action of foreign governments. That's not our job. I'll leave it up to Kumanian journalists to do that type of thing." And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | May 5 2016, 04:02 AM Post #125 |
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4 May 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Liberal Leader Gerald Black of Newfoundland announced today that his party is drafting a constitutional amendment to replace the Royal Family with an elected President that serves a term of four years. Amendments to the Republican Royal Constitution of Kumania need a 2/3 majority in the Royal Parliament, a simple majority of provinces, and the approval of the Kumanian Royal before it becomes law. However, an amendment that gains 100% of the support from the Royal Parliament and 100% of the support from the 15 provinces could override the necessity of approval from King Jimmy. King Jimmy has not commented on this announcement yet, and neither have the leaders of the four other parties in the Royal Parliament. This proposed amendment has already been declared to have no chance at passing among numerous pundits. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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