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| Kumania | Jan 14 2016, 09:45 PM Post #1 |
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KNN International is a division of the Kumania News Network (KNN), which is one of several news networks throughout Kumania. However, it is the first to broadcast internationally via KNN International. All stories here are broadcast on the International Edition of the Kumania News Network. With offices in Kumania City, Toronto, Kenora, and cities all around the world, KNN International is the best choice for news! Niceness
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| Kumania | Jun 25 2016, 06:03 AM Post #176 |
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24 June 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The protests in Riadistan have become violent as protesters broke through police barriers in several cities and began shooting at the police. In response, Riadistani authorities violently removed all protesters from the capital city of Riadi. The Riadistani President is also reported to have fled to Mauridiviah for shelter. This escalation of violence has led authorities here in Kumania to increase police presence at the protests currently going on in Toronto, Montreal, Quebec, Reeds, St. Tom, Thunder Bay, Kenora, Moosonee, and Saguenay to name a few cities. Unsurprisingly, there is still no one protesting in Kumania City as barely anyone that lives close enough to Kumania City and can travel to Kumania City without it being a huge travel burden supported the Kumanian Presidency Amendment. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jun 26 2016, 05:40 AM Post #177 |
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25 June 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Several arrests were made today at a protest in Montreal after seven protesters started throwing plastic cups at law enforcement. Chants of "F-U-C-K-L-S-P" rang loud by the protesters during the rise in tension. However, the police officers were able to detain the unrowdy protesters without force as the seven protesters stopped throwing the plastic cups at the police officers after the officers gave several stern warnings and took out their weapons in an attempt to threaten the cup-throwers into submission. So far, these arrests are the only arrests that have been made at these protests that broke out after the Kumanian Presidency Amendment was defeated in the Royal Parliament. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jun 27 2016, 04:50 AM Post #178 |
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26 June 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. As protests are still ongoing across Kumania and Riadistan, communists from PLR have declared their public support for the protesters. Arab General Secretary Abram Veniamin announced that 5 million Tunsks will be sent to the protesters in Riadistani to support their cause. Upon this announcement, Leader of the Communist Party of Kumania Kevin Bluecheese announced that he would like financial aid from the Arabs too. He stated, "I'm a firm believer that those of us in Kumania who are fighting for the communist cause need financial aid more than those in Riadistan. If you really want a global communist revolution to break out, it needs to start in a big country like Kumania. And then it will spread to the smaller countries like Riadistan. So I would be especially grateful if the Arabs could potentially give some financial aid to us as well. I've already sent a letter explaining how the aid can be sent to us without being seized by the filthy tyrants that run our government. All I'm asking for is 5 to 10 million Tunsks and I think we will be okay." And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jun 28 2016, 04:29 AM Post #179 |
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27 June 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. War has broken out in Riadistan. The communists in Riadistan have launched a revolution to overthrow the current government. President Yuhanna Riadi has already fled to shelter in Mauridiviah. Communist Chairman Yusuf al-Thuri declared that this revolution would be the beginning of a worldwide revolution. Both sides have plead for international support, with Kolechia, Newlend, and the SSR supporting the government while PLR supports the communist rebels. PLR declared war on Newlend and Riadistan today after the Emiratians sent troops into Riadistan to fight the communists. Meanwhile, the Arab communists have declared that they will send 8.3 million Tunsks to the Kumanian communists. It is assumed that Kevin Bluecheese has informed the Arabs of the loophole in the law that prevents Kumanian political parties and private citizens from receiving massive funds from foreign interests. A private citizen abroad can send a private citizen in Kumania any sum of money without violating Kumanian law. However, if a letter goes through customs and from an Arab official and being sent to a Kumanian communist, it is expected that officials would be suspicious. However, authorities would not be able to do anything about such a letter as private mail is not permitted to be inspected as such inspections could violate the privacy of the private citizens. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jun 29 2016, 04:20 AM Post #180 |
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28 June 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Kevin Bluecheese announced today from his private residence in Reeds that he has received a check of 8.3 million Tunsks from an undisclosed citizen of PLR. He also expressed great excitement when he revealed this, saying something huge will happen within the next couple weeks. As expected, Kumanian officials have continued to dismiss Bluecheese's rhetoric as empty threats. In the Riadistani conflict, it has been announced that a peaceful solution is being pursued by most parties involved in the conflict, including both the Riadistani government and the Riadistani communist rebels. After expressing great concern regarding the escalation towards civil war in Riadistan, King Jimmy has not commented any further regarding the events in the country on the brink of chaos. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jun 30 2016, 04:38 AM Post #181 |
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29 June 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. It was announced today that PLR and ESSR have unified to form a new Soviet Union. This comes as communists unexpectedly took control of PLR seemingly overnight and turned PLR into an exporter of communism with its intervention in the Riadistani Civil War on the side of the communist rebels and communism is on the rise. Still, Kumanian authorities see the ongoing protests across both progressive and conservative Kumania as much of a threat. Several political analysts have spoken out recently noting that these protests are nearing the same level of political intensity and near-instability since last year, which of course was the most political chaos Kumania had seen since the Dark Days before the nation was unified. Those days of course saw continuous violence plague the countryside as various factions fought each other for control of the land after the former governments collapsed after being knocked out in nuclear war. Still, no officials see these protests as a potential threat for the resurgence of chaotic anarchy with people from all sides of the political spectrum fighting and killing each other for control of any good land. Joining me now to further discuss this potential threat is senior elections expert, Dr. Frank Burlington. SB: Dr. Burlington, welcome back! FB: Good evening. SB: So Frank, do you see any risk of societal collapse due to these protests? FB: Not really. You speak of political analysts that think there's a risk but I'm not one of them. Sure, societal collapse could happen. Anything can happen really. But I don't expect that it would. I see no reason to get hyped up about it. Yeah people are angry out there. But it's a very vocal minority. It is important to remember that the majority of Kumanians did not support the Kumanian Presidency Amendment. But that of course doesn't mean those Libertarian Socialist MPs should've backed out on their pledges. So many people are trying to frame this as these people being mad that the KPA was defeated. I don't think that's it. They're mad that the people they trusted turned around and broke a promise. Now, this of course isn't the first time a politician has broken a promise, but it's been a long while since it was a huge number of politicians who broke a promise. You literally had the entire Libertarian Socialist Party make a pledge to their constituents that they will vote according to how their constituents voted, and then a great majority of them didn't. SB: What explains those on the right protesting then? FB: Well I didn't say people were only protesting the LSP MPs breaking their pledge and not the defeat of the KPA. Obviously there are people protesting the defeat of the KPA. A lot on the left but probably more towards the right side of the political spectrum. It's interesting though how one would probably think it would be those on the left who supported this amendment more than those on the right. SB: But the political establishment is to the left though. FB: Exactly. Those on the right are tired of the political establishment. They are tired of having progressive King Jimmy being our leader. Although many like the idea of having a royal family, they are liking the idea of getting the Kumas out of politics more. SB: So where do the communists fit into all of this? FB: Who cares about them? They've been around as long as the LSP and they ain't done jack shit. Sure they won Miquelon and gained a whopping six seats this past election, but they're still no threat. SB: What about if a foreign power like PLR helped the communists? FB: Why would PLR want to help overthrow the Kumanian government? Sure they're currently fighting the Arcadians, but they will have the Arcadians in their pocket again soon. SB: What if the Arcadians and PLR don't cease fighting and PLR still wants a foothold in the western hemisphere? FB: Well then perhaps that would give them good motivation. But it just ain't gunna happen. I mean, PLR did attack Kumania before and we're still around. It would be a very difficult and nearly impossible task for PLR to overthrow the Kumanian government. I think if they're truly assisting Kevin Bluecheese, they're wasting their money. It's a good thing it's only 8.3 million Tunsks. If it was more, I'd definitely be questioning their judgement right now. The Kumanian government cannot be overthrown. It just can't. And anyone who thinks it can be overthrown and that we will be thrown back into chaotic anarchy is a fool. SB: Thank you for joining us again Frank. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 1 2016, 04:30 AM Post #182 |
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30 June 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Kevin Bluecheese lashed out at the leaders of PLR, Riadistan, and other parties involved in the Riadistani conflict today, specifically those on the side of the communist rebels today. He said, "I find it unacceptable how so quickly this revolution in Riadistan may be coming to an end. There can be no peace until the filthy tyrannical bourgeoisie is destroyed. The Arcadians, Romans, and other capitalist societies controlled by the bourgeoisie are still around. Yuhanna Riadi is still alive. It is an insult to communism and what it stands for how these so-called communists in Riadistan and the Soviet Union are being so open to sitting down and discussing so-called peace with those who continue to enslave us. That is what the slave owners want is for us to put down our weapons and stop fighting them. Some may see this peace conference as an end to this conflict in Riadistan, but I see it as a loss for our cause and a victory for the bourgeoisie. I strongly encourage all true communists to boycott this meeting in Dallas. The fight must go on. The war, the revolution, it has only just begun! It is too early to stop! We cannot be defeated any longer!" And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 2 2016, 04:55 AM Post #183 |
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1 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Tensions continue to rise as protests still continue across Kumania. At a protest in Montreal today, the idea of an independent Quebec was well-received. Raul Lambert, a Libertarian Socialist legislator in the provincial legislature of Quebec, renounced his association with the Libertarian Socialist Party and declared the establishment of the PNQ (Quebec National Party), a party that would fight for an independent Quebec. During his time in front of a microphone, he declared that it was time for Quebec to no longer be ruled by English-speakers who ignore the needs of French-speaking people. He also added that the referendum concerning the Kumanian Presidency Amendment proved his case that the people of Quebec and other Francophone provinces needed to be independent of said foolish Anglophone voters who allegedly continue to do harm to the Francophone Kumanians. It is currently unknown how many people in Quebec support independence after the defeat of the Kumanian Presidency Amendment. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 3 2016, 04:27 AM Post #184 |
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2 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. The Imperialist Party has officially recognized the Communist Party as a threat to Kumania. Imperialist Leader Mark Swanson said, "It has become more and more clear that Kevin Bluecheese and his party of menacing scoundrels are up to no good. It has led me to warn my fellow brothers and sisters that we need to arm ourselves against this looming threat. If a communist revolution is to break out, our great nation will be plunged into darkness. We cannot allow this to happen. The plight of communism must not remain in our supreme nation. We must rid ourselves of this plague. We must save Kumania from a death caused by the communists. The Imperialist Party shall stand united to defend our homeland from these pests who only seek to destroy not only our way of living, but our existence!" And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 4 2016, 04:52 AM Post #185 |
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3 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. A referendum is set to be held in Riadistan following the outbreak of a communist revolution in the country and massive foreign intervention on both sides. The referendum will determine whether Riadistan will become communist or remain the same. Meanwhile Leader of the Communist Party Kevin Bluecheese has upped his rhetoric in response to a statement made by Leader of the Imperialist Party Mark Swanson yesterday. Bluecheese said, "It has become clear that there will be some who will try to foil our attempt to overthrow the filthy tyrannical bourgeoisie. However, I will not let this dishearten me or my fellow comrades. At the end of the day, we will emerge victorious. Kumania and the world will experience this revolution of millions and millions of workers standing up and overthrowing this horrible capitalist system that we live in. The revolution will begin soon and there will be no turning back!" And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 5 2016, 04:00 AM Post #186 |
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4 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Parliament began its midsummer recess today as nothing was on the agenda to be done. This early start of the midsummer recess has surprised many who thought that the rise of the threat of communism would bring about the need of action by Parliament. This also comes as millions of people across Kumania have taken to the streets of several cities to protest the defeat of the Kumanian Presidency Amendment and show enormous dissatisfaction with the status quo. Speaker of Parliament Paulina Sands announced that the would visit the protest in Toronto and speak with the protesters when she returns home to her home province of Ontario tomorrow. This news of course has been met with great criticism, with critics seeing this move as solely a publicity stunt to make Speaker Sands and her party appear to be good representatives of the people, even after a majority of the Libertarian Socialist MPs broke their pledges to vote according to the vote tally in their home provinces. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 6 2016, 03:36 AM Post #187 |
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5 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Twenty-one people have died and 142 people were injured after the protest in Toronto escalated into a full-scale riot after Speaker of Parliament Paulina Sands visited the protest and had eggs thrown at her. We were there on the scene and interviewed one of the more peaceful demonstrators after the chaos ceased. The young protester named Sarah Flick gave us the following description of events: "It all happened so quickly. I was just chilling up by the front near the makeshift stage when more police units than usual began to arrive. And then I and many others noticed it was a motorcade for Paulina Sands. Then boos erupted throughout the crowd as many more people realized who showed up. Several people then rushed towards the Speaker through the crowd and they all seemed to be carrying something. The crowd began to chant 'Traitor!', 'Liar!', 'Coward!', and other names at Speaker Sands. And then the people who I later found out were carrying eggs reached their target and began throwing the eggs at Speaker Sands and her security escorts who were armed of course. And that's when all hell broke lose. In a split second, there were gunshots ringing out. Many of the other protesters ran away screaming, but quite a few then charged the security escorts and tried to pick fights with them. Many of course ended up not being victorious over the escorts who I guess were able to take the Speaker to safety. But then there was more screaming as the motorcade was leaving the area. "I rushed over to see what was going on and noticed a couple people lying on the ground all bloodied up. I then heard several witnesses say they had been hit by the front car in the motorcade while they were trying to block the motorcade from leaving the area, which I personally believe was extremely foolish. Word quickly spread about the couple of people who had pretty much been run over and more people started to become angry. The Toronto police units that had been present here since the beginning started to become targets of the angry people who were turning our peaceful protest into a riot. And these cops were armed of course. So they fought back and shot a couple people just like what Paulina Sands' security detail had done after she was egged. And then I realized the area wasn't safe anymore as so many people were going after the law enforcement and it was obvious that the cops were calling for backup to potentially disperse what was now a riot and probably arrest anyone and I don't wanna go to jail for exercising my freedom to assemble. So I ran away as quickly as possible because I knew I did not want to be in that square when the law came around." Local authorities in other cities with protests currently ongoing have recently heightened security at the demonstrations. So far, fortunately, the violence in Toronto today has not spilled into those other cities with protests. Speaker Sands was not harmed by today's events. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 7 2016, 04:35 AM Post #188 |
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6 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Protests have broken out in Kumania City and other eastern cities after the escalation of violence that occurred at a protest in Toronto yesterday that left 21 people dead and nearly 150 injured. KNN conducted a national poll over the last few days and the poll has found that favorability of the Libertarian Socialist Party has dropped severely over the past few weeks, even in LSP strongholds such as Ontario and Quebec. Even favorability in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick for the LSP seems to have taken a hit lately. However, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Princess Gloria Island are currently the only provinces in which those polled gave a favorable rating of the LSP instead of an unfavorable rating. Numbers in Quebec are extremely dismal in Quebec, where favorability for the Libertarian Socialist Party currently stands at 7%. Meanwhile, the same people who participated in the national poll showed increased favorability for the Communist Party, Liberal Party, or a brand new party on the left to replace the Libertarian Socialist Party. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 8 2016, 03:48 AM Post #189 |
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7 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Mysterious shots were fired at a protest in Thunder Bay today. Fortunately no one has died and only seven people were shot, but the incident sparked massive panic at the protest. Protester and witness to the event Jake McLovin gave the following account: "We were just marching down Billo Street towards the municipal courthouse from the city hall through the financial district when we heard gunshots ring out. People started to panic. All around us are skyscrapers and none of us were armed. We're paranoid about the government so we all are filming our peaceful demonstrations and what happens. It's broadcast live to the internet. You can look through all the videos uploaded about what happened today and you will see none of us had a gun. And none of the cops monitoring the protest took out their guns until they heard the shots fired. As a matter of fact, I saw one of the cops be one of the first people hit. When those gunshots rang out, I fled because some idiot wanted to turn our peaceful protest into a bloodbath like Toronto." Roughly half of the Thunder Bay County Police Department descended on the scene but the shooter or shooters had fled the scene too quickly. The gunshots stopped after a minute. The suspect is still at large. Protest organizers have announced they will return back to protesting again tomorrow. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 9 2016, 01:32 AM Post #190 |
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8 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Federal authorities are still searching for a potential perpetrator or perpetrators who shot at police and protesters in downtown Thunder Bay yesterday during a demonstration that left seven people injured. Protests resumed today in Thunder Bay, but there has been an increase in police presence. Meanwhile, in St. Tom, police are investigating a serious terrorist threat. A letter was sent to the Communist Party of Newfoundland headquarters threatening to contain anthrax in the next letter if Leader of the Communist Party Kevin Bluecheese did not "go away". Several communist leaders including Bluecheese have publicly speculated that people on the far-right are responsible for the threat. Bluecheese declared, "It is quite worrisome how I and others within my party haven't done any harm at all and we are facing these silly threats against our lives." KNN has tried reaching out to the Royal Palace for a response but still no one has accepted an offer to comment on recent events. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 10 2016, 01:08 AM Post #191 |
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9 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Kevin Bluecheese announced that his party will hold massive rallies next week on Tuesday the 12th and Thursday the 14th. He stated, "It is time to show the world how large and powerful our movement is. One rally won't do us justice so that is why I'm calling on my fellow comrades to participate in two rallies across Kumania!" It has been acknowledged that these rallies will potentially mix in with the current protests that are ongoing, but communist leaders have shown apathy for that fact, and shown that they'd consider their rally to be the main cause being demonstrated at the protests. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 11 2016, 02:50 AM Post #192 |
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10 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Halifax County Police Department Chief Alexis McQueen announced today that her department would significantly increase presence at the Grand Parade ahead of Tuesday's planned communist rally in Kumania City. Other police departments across the country have also announced a boost in security presence for the communist rallies that will occur nationally in almost every major city. King Jimmy was asked if he had any concern for his safety with everything that's happened recently. "I have great faith that my personal guards and the officers of the Halifax County Police Department will continue to perform the duties of their jobs exceptionally. I do not have any fear that my safety could be compromised, even with a rally containing hundreds of thousands of seemingly angry people. As long as both sides show respect and restraint, these peaceful protests will remain simply that: peaceful," stated King Jimmy. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 12 2016, 02:27 AM Post #193 |
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11 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. It was announced today that a referendum in Riadistan to decide whether the nation should become communist or not will take place on 1 August. Early polling shows those in favor of transitioning into a communist state have a slight edge over those who prefer the status quo. The split was 53% favoring communism to 47% favoring the status quo. Leader of the Kumanian Communist Party Kevin Bluecheese announced today that he will be present at the communist rally in Kumania City tomorrow, but will not be present at the communist rally in Kumania City or anywhere else on Thursday. He explained, "I have other plans for Thursday. However, I plan on being present at the rally in our nation's capital. I hope tomorrow's rally can be one for the history books. And I also hope the rallies on Thursday will be legendary as well. I wish I could attend both but of course I already have other things to do." And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 13 2016, 12:54 AM Post #194 |
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12 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Communist rallies were held across Kumania today. Surprisingly, all of them remained extremely peaceful. No arrests were made. The largest rallies were in Kumania City, Reeds, Thunder Bay, Montreal, and Toronto. "Today has shown that communists are not violent people. We are ordinary people like anyone else. We will have our revolution however. But today has shown that communists are civilized people, and any argument against that fact is pure stupidity," commented Communist Leader Kevin Bluecheese after he left the rally in Kumania City. Bluecheese is now currently on his way home to Reeds. It is still unknown what he is doing in Reeds. Some speculate he might just be taking a few days off for rest as he has been on the move across Kumania rallying the supporters of his movement for the past month and a half. Both Kevin Bluecheese and the PR team of the Communist Party have declined to comment. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 14 2016, 03:44 AM Post #195 |
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13 July 2016 This is the KNN International Daily Recap with Sally Bungolos! Hello, I'm Sally Bungolos, and here are today's top stories. Kevin Bluecheese released a statement at noon today that has raised eyebrows across Kumania. The following is his statement: "After yesterday's rallies across Kumania, I have come to the decision that it is certainly the time for communism to rise in Kumania. We have shown the world that we are a legitimate movement and that it is the will of the Kumanian people that communism be practiced across Kumania. So I am hereby demanding that King Jimmy abdicate by midnight tonight. I also demand that Speaker of Parliament Paulina Sands also resign. These two are enemies to the will of the people, so it is in the best interest of the peace and prosperity of Kumania for them to step down. If they do not meet these demands, then the world will be shown tomorrow that we mean business, and anyone who stands in our way shall regret us having to show that we mean business. If King Jimmy and Paulina Sands do not resign by midnight tonight, there shall be hell to pay!" Federal authorities still dismiss this statement as a real threat and law enforcement do not plan to increase security at the communist rallies planned for tomorrow. What is still unknown, however, is where Kevin Bluecheese will be tomorrow. The lack of knowledge of Bluecheese's whereabouts tomorrow has caused panic for some. However, authorities still repeatedly claim that Bluecheese and the Communist Party pose absolutely no threat. And Speaker Sands and King Jimmy have indicated that they will not resign anytime soon. So we will just have to see what Kevin Bluecheese's next move will be tomorrow and if everyone has been correct that he is just bluffing. And that concludes our broadcast! I'm Sally Bungolos. From all of us here at KNN International, have a good day! |
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| Kumania | Jul 14 2016, 08:10 PM Post #196 |
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14 July 2016 We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news out of Kumania City! It is 12:27 pm and an explosion has reportedly occurred at Parliament Hall just a few minutes ago. We will keep you updated as we gain more information. |
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| Kumania | Jul 14 2016, 09:42 PM Post #197 |
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14 July 2016 Welcome back to KNN as we are covering an attack on the Royal Parliament. We have just learned that the Royal Family has been evacuated from the city in light of the attack. We still do not know who the perpetrator is. All we know is that this was a suicide bombing. Authorities are still trying to calculate the casualties of this attack. Early extremely conservative estimates show at least 30 people have been killed, but first responders claim that the number will be much higher since the incident occurred in an area with a lot of people. The Governor of Nova Scotia has indicated that she will call a state of emergency. Stay tuned as we learn more about this shocking tragedy in our nation's capital. |
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| Kumania | Jul 14 2016, 10:11 PM Post #198 |
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14 July 2016 Welcome back to our continued coverage of the Bombing of Parliament Hall. We have just received word from our affiliate in Reeds that Kevin Bluecheese sent them a letter. Our affiliate has forwarded us this letter: "Greetings comrades. By now, you will all be aware that Parliament has been blown up. I am writing this to take responsibility of this action. I had been left no choice. The tyrants Paulina Sands and Jimmy Kuma still remain in office, so this had to be done. The blood is not on my hands. The blood is on the hands of Jimmy Kuma and Paulina Sands. Their refusal to step aside and let the workers control this nation has caused innocent lives to be lost. And I promise more lives will be lost if the tyrants remain in power. There is no point in resisting the will of the people any longer. Every extra minute Paulina Sands and Jimmy Kuma remain in office, an extra life will be lost. This is war. This is the revolution. We the people are fighting back. I encourage my comrades to pick up their arms and assist in this struggle. I can't do it alone. United be stand, divided we fall. Viva la revolución!" |
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| Kumania | Jul 14 2016, 10:30 PM Post #199 |
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14 July 2016 It is just after 4:00 pm here in Kumania City and we have received reports of shots being fired near the Communist Party headquarters. We will try to keep you up to date on this breaking news. So far the death toll of the bombing at Parliament Hall has been estimated at 75 people with over 200 injured. We will also keep you up to date on that as we gain more information. Nova Scotia Governor Aidan Kesavik has officially declared a state of emergency and imposed a curfew to be effective immediately. |
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| Kumania | Jul 14 2016, 11:15 PM Post #200 |
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14 July 2016 Welcome back to KNN's continued coverage of the bombing of Parliament Hall. The death toll has surpassed 100 people. Meanwhile, the shootout near the Communist Party headquarters has ended. Apparently SWAT teams descended on the building and the communists were prepared to fight back. The SWAT teams were able to achieve victory, but not before an estimated hundreds of people have been killed. And then we have just received word that the government of Miquelon has declared independence to support the communists. Federal authorities have also announced that they would like to apprehend Kevin Bluecheese. Stay tuned for more updates. |
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