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Movie Quotes; Quote Movies
Topic Started: Feb 28 2006, 11:55 AM (1,044 Views)
Dave
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:magician: what are you doing!

im just looking for the other half of this bottle.....theres some over there and some there
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nanny sandy
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i was saving this for a divorce if i ever got me a HUSBAND :wacko:
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JimmyD
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AAWWWWWWW FFFFFFFUUUUDDDDGGGGGE :(
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MIMI
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TOMMY: LALALEILOLULAULULULULULUUUUUUUUUKE I AAAAAAAAAAM YOOUURR FAAAATHEER LALALOLOLULU

RICHARD: OH I'VE INTERUPTED HAPPY TIME

TOMMY: THAT WAS STAR WARS

RICHARD: I KNOW
:crazy mouth:
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MIMI
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[Tommy carelessly set an open bag of M&M's on the dashboard and they immediately poor into an open slot]
Richard Hayden: Oh that sounds good: melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ups the resale value.
Tommy: I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.
Richard Hayden: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.
Tommy: Your... Your brain has the shell on it.
Richard Hayden: Are you talking?
Tommy: Shut up, Richard.
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MIMI
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Tommy: Hey, what's your name?
Helen: Helen.
Tommy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. whale then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
(makes ripping noises as he tears apart the r oll)
Tommy: Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead, Helen, am I right?
Helen: Gosh, you're sick.
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Dave
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VADER: What is thy bidding, my master?

EMPEROR: There is a great disturbance in the Force.

VADER: I have felt it.

EMPEROR: We have a new enemy -- Luke Skywalker.

VADER: Yes, my master.

EMPEROR: He could destroy us.

VADER: He's just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.

EMPEROR: The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not
become a Jedi.

VADER: If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally.

EMPEROR: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?

VADER: He will join us or die, my master.

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Dave
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VADER: You have learned much, young one.

LUKE: You'll find I'm full of surprises.

VADER: Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be
true.

LUKE: No!

VADER: All to easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor
thought.
Through the steam behind Vader something blurs upward.
Liquid metal begins to pour into the pit.
Vader turns around -- and then looks up. He sees Luke, who
has leaped fifteen feet straight up and who now hangs from
some hoses on the carbonite outlet.

VADER: Impressive...most impressive.

VADER: Obi-Wan has taught you whale. You have controlled your fear...
now release your anger.

VADER: Only your hatred can destroy me.

VADER: You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be
destroyed as Obi-Wan did.


VADER: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power.
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.


LUKE: I'll never join you!

VADER: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told
you what happened to your father.

LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.

VADER: No. I am your father.

Shocked, Luke looks at Vader in utter disbelief.

LUKE: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!

VADER: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

LUKE: No! No! No!

VADER: Luke. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is
your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Come with me. It's the only way.


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SAM_D
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would someone get this big walking carpet out of my way
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mandy
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Chlorophyll?? more like borophyll!


No I will not make out with you in class!
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nanny sandy
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George B: am i talking to much? Man on porch: YES,why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death George B: you want me to kiss her huh? Man on porch: oh youth is wasted on the wrong people George B: hey come back here mister, i'll show you some kissing that will put hair back on your head. :o hug
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MIMI
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I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy. :upsidedown:
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MIMI
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I hope not SPORADICALLY!
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nanny sandy
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inconcievable :no:
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Dave
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USA I believe i stole this shirt from frank
(lifts shirt Frabk is written in peminat maker on shirt)
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