So our powerful warlord Crazy got us a shortprep for today
Round 1: So, being a Lazy Thursday with a Runespan event later in the day, we massed up in our Afros to do some battle with Vitality.
We pulled a powerful 19 (with Bobby literally logging in 3 seconds too late) and went to battle.
Early on in the fight we piled some of their better tanks. Our binds lacked, and our powerful caller Crazy was piled before he could get us a 19 - 0 lead.
We kept it close, but in the end we left portal - determined to slay them next round!
Round 2:
Starting off, we were outpulled 19 to 23, although we kept up with them every kill.
We started gaining opts on ts, and soon outpulled them 22 to 17. With some amazing calls from Bobby, Matt, Zac, and Mike, we easily took the lead (Radi used his powerful math skills to keep us updated).
When all of a sudden, a wild Hulk appeared!
Bobby was calling through a powerful 10k ping, enraged, and sounded like he was constapated on teamspeak.
He started calling piles that didn't exist, told us to stay on people who were already dead, and had us running all over the map.
Thank god this had only been the last 5 minutes or I'd have peed my pants laughing and we'd have all got 1 shot and died, but since we had been doing so well before, we nearly cleared them from portal!
Aftermath
Great job today guys, really. We got our heads in the game and really improved on all levels.
Binds still need to pick up, but I think that's just because we have a lack of bind/blasters. Blasters NEED to bind before they blast, and switch to melee when the pile is praying mage - this happens every war.
Callers did great, I love the enthusiasm, but we need to respect the person who is calling. Echoing is alright, but calling over someone else really gets confusing and causes split piles.
There are also too many people who snipe their pile during wars. I'm sorry guys, but atm a lot of our wars are snipers off, and so I'd hate to make a bad rep with other clans/teams. There are also too many people (and its consistently the same people) who are always near their pile tank testing. Broskies, we need you on our pile for KO power so we can slay their nans.