Gather around ye children for a tale of adventure and magic. Join me on a journey back in time to days of old. When things were simple. Where Heroes slayed villians and saved the day. Now tonights story is a special one. For it happened not to far from these parts. Grab a seat by the fire and release your minds and free your imagination to my tale. Hold on tight, for it is a wild ride..
In a magical land far, far away called Runescape, there was an evil warlord so wicked, no name could describe how Crazyy he was.
Leading his barbaric horde of men so corrupted, their very souls withered away through their countless acts of violence, he marched onto the free peoples of our beautiful home land.
Fear was spread amongst the poor free peoples of Runescape. All had feared the horrendous wrath of the merciless Warlord. His legend was well known to the townfolk..
*The warlord was once a great hero of the land of Runescape but betrayed his friends to find power and lead this evil force of demons against them*
Little did the villian know, a warmaiden by the name of Lady Beckilynn was building a resistance force.
From all over the lands she pulled the greatest of warriors to come to her Turtle Ninja force.
Tim the Lion from the kingdom of Misthalin:
Patrick the Bear from the Eastern Lands:
Nick the Beautiful from the Asgarnia kingdom:
Mike the Heroic:
...And the sweet Al Kharid prince Mohd who decided to not show:
After training in secret for months, she decided to meet the Warlord head on for one final battle of freedom. For reasons unknown...
(she had a girly pajama party)
...the Warmaiden could not join the resistance on this march of valor, so appointed Lord Mike to lead the army forward.
The Turtles met the knights and agreed to their best vs the turtles best.
11 brave men and women were picked and the battle commenced. Both armies attacked great warriors who tanked long. The fight was equal at the start the the evil Warlord would not have a loss so they pulled ahead. At the point of 4 Turtles and 6 Knights, Mike was ready to offer surrender, however, after looking into the eyes of his 4 soldiers left standing, he knew victory would be ours today. So with great strategic leadership and top quality performance (a monster tank from the lord of music), our brave warriors managed to slay the villainous Warlord in a 3-0 victory and free the land of Runescape! The cheers of the turtles could be heard for miles and that day, not another man was more proud than Mike (rest his poor soul). The celebratory songs can still be heard to this day if one is quiet enough.
***All fun aside, it was a great performance today guys. Everyone tanked well and held in when all odds were against us. start was 11-11 and ended 3-0 with TNT coming out on top. Thanks to everyone who made it and the two who had to drop for the war (LOL Clay). A special thanks to all of CK for the fight and giving us one hell of a performance. Look forward to another one.