So we lazily massed up for a Tuesday evening war vs NBK.
Our officials were a little worried, since the powerful xMike was too busy learning how to say sexy things to his gf in Spanish to attend our fight. :/
A lot of our other members were in school or couldn't make it, and we thought we might have to rely on Beckishly5's PMS calling.
Luckly, as we got farther into mass, Georgie made us some Toast, and Crazy was lured onto teamspeak.
Round 1:
We logged into dat UK world, fucking with all our TEAM USA's ping, and Crazy used his wizardry to get North.
Although our pull was pretty small, we seemed to outpull NBK and had to drop. RIP Georgie, but she left us with encouraging words to drop NBK on their foreheads. They called her a dirty cunt when we logged in so I think she was a little mad.
With Crazy as first caller, our piles were clear and coordinated. We had some solid tanks from the likes of Sab and Gambinos, who yall should know better than to pile. And apparently I did well too.
Anyway, although it seemed close for a lot of round 1, our superior tanking skills led NBK to leave portal with their tails between their legs.
Round 2:
Both teams had gained some numbers for our second battle, so it wasn't going to be easy. We outpulled and had to drop Georgie again because Georgie derped and broke her touchpad(who wars with a touchpad ... ).
With only our most powerful in the portal, we dove into battle.
Our troops, led by Master Crazy, started 1 shotting people left and right. Our K0 power was phenomenal, but NBK managed to keep the numbers close.
Soon it turned into a Man for Man battle, with our elite squad left. We almost thought we were going to lose the lead when Firehands9 got redbarred, but he managed to eat out of his impending doom and didn't get dropped vs 10 ppl.
They kept switching back and forth between our members, but we were prepared, and they couldn't take us down. After keeping on their members who were already low by longranging them, we finally got a big enough lead where NBK was discouraged and left the portal.