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| Confessional box. | |
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| Topic Started: 5 Aug 2014, 07:01 PM (12 Views) | |
| Sandy | 5 Aug 2014, 07:01 PM Post #1 |
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A guy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies, who appear to have mislaid their garments. He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be." The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side." |
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