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| Sandy | 5 Aug 2014, 07:04 PM Post #1 |
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A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to her father. Father: "So you want to marry my daughter, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I just got out of prison, I will search for a job soon." Father: "Whaaaat! You were in prison and you want to marry my daughter with that bad record, what did you do?" Man: "I killed a person." Father: "What did the person do?" Man: "He denied me to marry his daughter." Father: "Welcome to the family son." |
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