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| Topic Started: 13 Aug 2014, 08:05 AM (8 Views) | |
| Sandy | 13 Aug 2014, 08:05 AM Post #1 |
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Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot." Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks. "Sure, I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled," Sergei replies. "And what came out? "To me," says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express. |
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