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funny answers to questions asked to kids
Topic Started: 14 Aug 2014, 07:30 PM (6 Views)
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Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit,
sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour (brilliant, love this)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards
the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget
where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal
cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula
A: A small lie.
Q: What does varicose mean (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term Caesarian Section.
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word benign' mean
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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