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| Topic Started: 27 Aug 2014, 06:42 PM (9 Views) | |
| Sandy | 27 Aug 2014, 06:42 PM Post #1 |
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A census taker walked up to a woman who was sitting on a porch. After introducing himself, he said, "How many children do you have?" The woman answered, "Four." The census taker asked, "May I have their names, please?" The woman replied, "Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and George." Confused, the census taker said, "May I ask why you named your fourth child 'George'?" "Surely, because we didn't want any Moe." |
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