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| Topic Started: 1 Aug 2016, 08:43 AM (47 Views) | |
| funnysis | 1 Aug 2016, 08:43 AM Post #1 |
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A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town." |
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| Sandy | 1 Aug 2016, 12:46 PM Post #2 |
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bofl rofl |
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| Skyon Archer | 1 Aug 2016, 01:42 PM Post #3 |
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Yes indeed . . . Don't know why, but I just envisioned SandyC, in a uniform, stepping down from a foot stool ;) :D |
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| funnysis | 1 Aug 2016, 02:00 PM Post #4 |
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LOL |
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| Sandy | 1 Aug 2016, 06:05 PM Post #5 |
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Strange, I had the same thought about you, great minds think alike?.. :P |
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