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| Topic Started: 4 Aug 2016, 09:44 AM (245 Views) | |
| funnysis | 4 Aug 2016, 09:44 AM Post #1 |
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Ben and Haley had gotten up in years, and their memories weren't quite what they used to be. They found it beneficial to write things down so as not to forget them. One evening they were sitting in the parlor and Haley said, "Ben, be a dear and go to the kitchen and fix me a dish of ice cream and put some chocolate syrup and peanuts on it. And, Ben, write it down so you don't forget the peanuts." "That's a good idea, Dear." Ben said, and wrote it on the notepad and headed for the kitchen. Ben was in the kitchen for a while, and returned with a plate of bacon and eggs. Haley looked at it and said, "Oh Ben, you forgot the breakfast toast." |
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| Sandy | 4 Aug 2016, 02:03 PM Post #2 |
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rofl |
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| funnysis | 5 Aug 2016, 11:34 AM Post #3 |
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I thought it was funny. |
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