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Lie detector robot.
Topic Started: 9 Jul 2013, 01:13 AM (27 Views)
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A man returns from work with a lie detector Robot. His 12 year old son comes home 2 hours late from school.

- Where’ve you been all this time? asks the father.

– I was in the library doing homework!

The Robot then slaps the son....

The father explains: - my son, this Robot is a lie detector! you’d better tell the truth…

Ok, I was at a mate’s and we were watching a film: the 10 commandments.

And whack! another slap:

Ouch! actually, it was a mature film…

I’m ashamed of you! At your age, I never lied to my parents!

And whack! the Robot gives the father a slap…

The mother laughs and says: He’s definitely your son!

And whack! and mum gets a slap…
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