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| The cowboy and the biker. | |
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| Topic Started: 9 Jul 2013, 01:16 AM (19 Views) | |
| Sandy | 9 Jul 2013, 01:16 AM Post #1 |
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The Warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ahd be mighty grateful ifn yood play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go." "Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the Warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, whats your last request?" "That you kill me first." |
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