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| Topic Started: 10 Jul 2013, 04:27 AM (26 Views) | |
| Sandy | 10 Jul 2013, 04:27 AM Post #1 |
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The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?" "$5.00 per word, Ma'am," came the response. "Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?" "Yes, Ma'am." "OK, write this: 'Fred dead.'" "I'm sorry, Ma'am; I forgot to tell you there's a five-word minimum." "Hmmph," came the reply, "You certainly did forget to tell me that." A moment of silence. "Got your pencil and paper?" "Yes, Ma'am." "OK, print this: 'Fred dead, Cadillac for sale.' " |
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