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Topic Started: 10 Jul 2013, 04:53 AM (30 Views)
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One day, two lovely babies are sitting in their carrycots while their mothers are having coffee. All is quiet.

Suddenly, one baby says to the other, "Are you a little boy or are you a little girl?"

The other baby says, "I have no idea."

"Why don't you know?" asks the first baby.

"Because I don't know how to tell the difference," says the second baby.

"Well I can tell," says the first baby. "I’ll come over and find out for you."

So the first baby crawls into the second baby’s carrycot and goes under the blankets. A few seconds later, the first baby comes back out.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he says
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"You must be very clever," says the baby girl, "how can you tell?"

"It's easy peasy," replies the baby boy, "you're wearing pink boots and I'm wearing blue boots."
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