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| A frightening experience. | |
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| Topic Started: 10 Jul 2013, 04:54 AM (30 Views) | |
| Sandy | 10 Jul 2013, 04:54 AM Post #1 |
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Wayne is walking home alone late one foggy night when he hears a strange sound coming from behind him. BUMP BUMP BUMP. He starts to walk faster, then he looks behind and through the fog he sees an upright coffin bouncing its way down the middle of the road toward him. BUMP BUMP BUMP. Frightened, he starts to run toward his house, but the coffin continues to bounce after him. Wayne runs faster, but so does the coffin. BUMP BUMP BUMP. He runs even faster, but so does the coffin. BUMP BUMP BUMP. When Wayne reaches his house, he runs up to his front door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and slams and locks the door behind him. But suddenly, the coffin CRASHES through his front door and begins to bounce towards him, with the coffin lid banging up and down all by itself. Bump Clappity – BUMP Clappity – BUMP Clappity – BUMP. Even more terrified now, Wayne rushes upstairs to the bathroom as fast as he can and locks himself in. His heart is pounding and his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. But with a loud CRASH, the coffin breaks down the bathroom door. now it’s bouncing and banging toward him again. Bump Clappity - BUMP Clappity - BUMP Clappity – BUMP. Wayne screams and reaches for something! Anything! but all he can find is a bottle of cough medicine, desperate, he throws the cough medicine at the coffin. AND GUESS WHAT?... the coffin stops. |
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