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| Mothers worst nightmare. | |
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| Topic Started: 11 Jul 2013, 12:47 AM (29 Views) | |
| Sandy | 11 Jul 2013, 12:47 AM Post #1 |
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Dear mum, I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately. I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy. I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant. His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little friendly with them. We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs, beer and lots of sex. Wish us luck Katie P.S. - I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer. |
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